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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"I see. She knows that."
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"This wedding will happen."
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"And the sooner you accept that,"
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"the better it's going to be for all of us."
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"I can't talk to you."
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"No. Wait a second, sweetheart."
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"And I'm not so sure Roz is a yoga instructor, either."
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"Jack, you promised that you'd behave yourself."
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"And what you said to those people"
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"was really hurtful."
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"I think you should go up there and apologize."
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"I'm not going to apologize to them."
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"Jack."
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"A little birdie told me"
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"that somebody's going to be a daddy."
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"Mom!"
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"Sorry, honey, but look at that face."
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"How could I keep it a secret?"
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"He's so excited about being a grandpa."
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"(Bernie) What should he call me?"
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"[both laughing] How about Poppy?"
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"You don't have to have champagne, okay?"
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"Why? Jack's really angry."
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"I know he's mad,"
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"but he's also a little meshuggenah."
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"Come on, honey. How often do we get to be grandparents?"
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"We're having a toast."
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"Okay, fine, but, Dad, this is a secret."
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"We can't tell Jack till after we are married."
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"Why? We are honest people."
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"No! I can't stand this secrecy anymore. Why?"
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"[shushing]"
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"Be quiet."
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"Why should we diminish ourjoy"
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"just because they live in denial?"
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"[shushing]"
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"Seriously."
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"I promised Pam, okay?"
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"She thinks it'll break his heart if he finds out."
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"I'm not gonna take a drink."
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"(Roz) Your father's right."
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"This is the 21st century! Married or not,"
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"there's no shame in fatherhood!"
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"This is the fruit of your loins."
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"(Bernie) That is so beautiful."
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"Say that to him again."
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"(Roz) This is the fruit of your loins!"
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"This is the fruit of your loins!"
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"(Bernie) Okay. Let's toast and let's make a sandwich,"
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"and Mom wants to be the cheese."
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"[gasps]"
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"Jack Byrnes, what are you doing?"
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"[groaning]"
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"What did you do?"
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"You okay there, Jacko?"
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"What's the matter? What happened?"
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"[moaning]"
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"I was, uh, coming to apologize"
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"and my back went into spasm."
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"It's very tender from that horrific football accident."
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"Yeah, I feel it."
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"My God, you're knotted like a pretzel."
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"You must be in a lot of pain, huh?"
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"I don't mind pain. I learn from pain."
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"Pain-shmain. My fingers are magic."
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"Come on, let me work out the kinks."
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"Oh. That's a lovely offer, Jack."
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"Uh, no, thanks. I'll be fine."
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"My wife does wonderful bodywork, Jack."
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"I don't think he needs it."
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"??[music playing]"
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"Okay, handsome, shirt off."
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"I'd rather have it on, thank you."
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"Oh, no dice."
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"No, no, no. It has to come off."
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"Ah, lovely."
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"You know,"
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"most back pain is psychological."
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"We carry our emotional baggage"
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"right here in our muscles."
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"I've been watching you, Jack."
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"Studying your body language."
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"And you're a very sensual man."
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"But I'm not sure you realize that."
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"What are you doing?"
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"(Roz) It's a technique I learned in Hawaii."
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"It's a Lomi-Lomi massage"
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"named after the gentle waves of the Polynesian Sea."
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"The waves go in, and the waves go out."
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"The waves go in."
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"[Jack grunts]"
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"Whoops."
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"Hit some driftwood."
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"(Roz) Jack Byrnes, you are a caged lion."
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"But lions can't be captives their entire lives."
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"They have to be free to roam the bush,"
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"free and wild."
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"Your wife is a hot, sexy tigress"
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"and she's waiting for you to pounce on her."
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"Let me hear you roar, baby, roar."
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"[Jack groaning]"
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"Your body is talking to me."
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"It's hungry for action."
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"I can feel it."
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"Unleash the beast inside you."
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"Mom, stop it. You're hurting him."
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"I am not hurting him. I am helping him."
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"Just don't--don't--"
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"I don't think you should move just yet."
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"Jack, come back for an afternoon session."
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"It'll do you good."
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"What're you doing?"
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"We were so close. I could feel it."
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"I was getting through to him."
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"The guy doesn't like to be touched."
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"Because he has"
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"the emotional hide of a rhinoceros."
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"Don't break him down. Just let him be."
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"I was trying to do you a favor."
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"You were riding him like Seabiscuit, Mom."
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