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Clips from The Happytime Murders

"PHIL: I've seen that "P" before."
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"(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"The case was on,"
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"so I headed downtown to see a friend."
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"Actually, not really a friend,"
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"more of a disgusting acquaintance."
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"Vinny."
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"(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)"
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"Hey, Vin, it's Phil."
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"Vinny?"
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"COW PUPPET: Oh!"
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"- Phil, wow! Hi. - Hey, Vi..."
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"Sweet mother of God,"
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"what the fuck are you doing back there?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's Cows Gone Sour 2- Even Milkier."
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"- Whoa, that's good. - (MOANING) Moo!"
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"PHIL: What the fuck?"
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"Yeah, the internet's killing me,"
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"so I'm creating my own content."
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"- Oh! - (MOANING LOUDER)"
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"Jesus Christ. Shut the curtains, would you?"
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"All right, if it bothers you."
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"When did you get so squeamish?"
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"When did I get squeamish? I'm not squeamish."
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"- I'm not squeamish. - Yeah, you are."
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"I just don't wanna watch"
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"an eight-arm reach-around, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"Uh, listen, do you have the latest issue"
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"- of Puppet Pussy Party? - Hmm?"
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"Puppet Pussy Party."
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"Yeah, I saw that... We got one just in. Let's see."
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"- Oh, great. - Felt Fetish Furburger."
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"Ass Puppet Jamboree."
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"Puppet Chicks With Puppet Dicks."
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"Ah!"
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"Here we go, Puppet Pussy Party."
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"PHIL: Yeah."
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"That's right."
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"- Bingo. - VINNY: Hmm?"
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"Looks like this mystery"
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"is brought to you by the letter "P"."
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"Oh, Phil, if you like pee, I have a whole rack of..."
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"No. Excuse me, I don't... No, I don't like pee."
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"- Vinny, I don't like pee. - Oh."
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"(STUTTERS) I'm on a case."
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"Oh."
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"Listen, um, do you keep a record"
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"of which customers bought what magazines?"
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"Yeah, of course, Phil. We're fully NSA compliant."
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"Do you think I could see those?"
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"Absolutely. Um, it's in the office behind the theater."
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"Thanks, Vin. You know I appreciate it, huh?"
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"You're welcome."
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"- Oh! - I apologize..."
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"Cheesy, creasy, so... (GASPS)"
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"- Bumbly? - (BABBLES)"
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"No Bumbly here."
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"No, it's Phil Philips, Larry's brother. You remember me."
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"No, I don't, I'm your average puppet,"
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"minding his own business."
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"All right, well... (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Whatever floats your boat, pal."
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"Here's your Chicks With Big Asses."
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"Uh, that's not mine."
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"I'm a businessman, going to do my business."
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"And I certainly don't have a crippling addiction to porn."
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"- (CHUCKLES) That's not yours? - No!"
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"Hey, you forgot your carrot."
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"- BUMBLYPANTS: Not mine. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"Fucking rabbits."
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"- PUPPET: Does that hurt? - (MOANING)"
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"Yes, you came here for pleasure!"
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"But I will only give you pain!"
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"- (WHIPPING) - (GROANING)"
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"- Oh, you like that? - Uh-huh."
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"- Bark for me, bitch! Bark! - (MUFFLED BARKING)"
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"- (GROANS) - Jesus Christ."
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"DALMATIAN PUPPET: You are my slave."
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"I will make you do all sorts of things for me."
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"- Pick up my laundry. - (CONTINUES GROANING)"
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"- Here we go. - Do my dishes."
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"Walk my dog."
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"I will pee on you like you're a hydrant."
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"- Do you want that? - Uh-huh."
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"Freaky-deaky."
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"DALMATIAN PUPPET: You are a disgusting fireman. (GRUNTS)"
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"- (WHIPPING) - Where is your dirty hose?"
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"Where is your filthy hose?"
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"Okay, uh, take it easy. We're..."
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"- I'm just gonna... - (GASPS)"
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"We're having a sale today, which is that"
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"you can have anything you want."
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"- Oh, cheesy, creasy. - (CLATTERING)"
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"Oh, God. This is oddly arousing."
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"I can't hold it!"
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"- (COCKS GUN) - Freeze, punk."
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"(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"- (GASPS) - What the..."
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"Please, I have 48 kids."
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"- (FIREMAN GROANS) - Bingo."
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"DALMATIAN PUPPET: Now a new kind of pleasure."
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Hey, Vinny, I found it."
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"I'll bring it back when I... Jesus fluffing Christ!"
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"(PANTING) Vinny!"
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"(SIREN WAILS)"
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"PHIL: Detective Connie Edwards."
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"LAPD, Robbery Homicide Division."
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"We were partners once, back when I was a cop."
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"OFFICER 1: Look who's here."
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"OFFICER 2: Hey, why don't you sing us"
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"a puppet song, sweetheart?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'd love to. It goes a little like this."
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"(HUMS) Fuck both of you."
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"Okay? We clear?"
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"By the way, nobody really wears their hat,"
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"you dumb rookie."
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"- Jesus. - (OFFICER GAGGING)"
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