Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Happytime Murders

"(SIGHS) You gotta be fucking kidding me."
The Happytime Murders
"PHIL: Jesus."
The Happytime Murders
"EDWARDS: Oh, Philips."
The Happytime Murders
"Figures you'd be in the center of this shitstorm."
The Happytime Murders
"Oh, okay. Hey, everybody, it's Sherlock Holmes,"
The Happytime Murders
"world's greatest detective."
The Happytime Murders
"Hey, it's a pair of socks!"
The Happytime Murders
"Very nice, very classy."
The Happytime Murders
"I'm a witness, you asshole."
The Happytime Murders
"- You wanna take it outside? - Yeah."
The Happytime Murders
"- You know what I'm gonna do? - What's that?"
The Happytime Murders
"I'm gonna shred you into little bitty pieces"
The Happytime Murders
"and I'm gonna put you inside a king-size pillowcase"
The Happytime Murders
"and I'm gonna have the best goddamn sleep of my life."
The Happytime Murders
"That's very clever, that's very clever."
The Happytime Murders
"Uh, did you pick that outfit out yourself, huh?"
The Happytime Murders
"Yeah, I un-sewed your mother"
The Happytime Murders
"and I made a jacket out of her."
The Happytime Murders
"Nice. What a delicate little flower you are, huh?"
The Happytime Murders
"- Yeah, thank you. - What the hell is going on here?"
The Happytime Murders
"- Settle down. - He started it."
The Happytime Murders
"- No, you started it. - (WHISPERS) You started it."
The Happytime Murders
"Good to see you, Phil."
The Happytime Murders
"Ah, it's great to see you, Lieutenant."
The Happytime Murders
"And? And, "Good afternoon, Detective Edwards.""
The Happytime Murders
"Edwards."
The Happytime Murders
"Yeah, it looks like you got quite the little"
The Happytime Murders
"shotgun murder on your hands here."
The Happytime Murders
"They said you were in the back, but didn't hear anything."
The Happytime Murders
"That's not the Phil Philips I know."
The Happytime Murders
"Oh, well, uh, there was a porno blaring,"
The Happytime Murders
"dogs barking, fire hoses."
The Happytime Murders
"- You don't wanna know, sir. - No, I don't."
The Happytime Murders
"Edwards, what do you see?"
The Happytime Murders
"Looks like a robbery gone bad to me."
The Happytime Murders
"Lieutenant, this wasn't a robbery. This was a hit."
The Happytime Murders
"What makes you think that?"
The Happytime Murders
"Well, because the robber didn't take the money."
The Happytime Murders
"(SIGHS) Shitcakes."
The Happytime Murders
"Lieutenant, uh, the press is here."
The Happytime Murders
"- Wonderful. - Am I free to go, sir?"
The Happytime Murders
"- No. - BANNING: Yes."
The Happytime Murders
"- Yes, you are free to go. - No one asked you."
The Happytime Murders
"No. Why would we let him go?"
The Happytime Murders
"It's none of your business why I can go or not."
The Happytime Murders
"It's up to him, he's the lieutenant."
The Happytime Murders
"You are free to go."
The Happytime Murders
"You need to go out the back while I talk to these cretins."
The Happytime Murders
"The last thing this department needs"
The Happytime Murders
"is for anyone to see you here."
The Happytime Murders
"Yup, I'm still the department's"
The Happytime Murders
"dirty little puppet secret, huh?"
The Happytime Murders
"- Well, if the shoe fits. - Fuck you."
The Happytime Murders
"- Yeah, fuck you, too. - Fuck you more."
The Happytime Murders
"ANNOUNCER: You're watching"
The Happytime Murders
"the Puppet Television Network."
The Happytime Murders
"ALL: It's Happytime!"
The Happytime Murders
"ANNOUNCER: Returning this fall,"
The Happytime Murders
"that motley crew of misfits"
The Happytime Murders
"that entertained you throughout the '90s."
The Happytime Murders
"At home with Jenny, Coach Lyle,"
The Happytime Murders
"Goofer the handyman,"
The Happytime Murders
"Mr. Bumblypants,"
The Happytime Murders
"and next door neighbors Ezra and Cara."
The Happytime Murders
"- (DOORBELL RINGS) - And, of course,"
The Happytime Murders
"Officer Larry Shenanigans."
The Happytime Murders
"Freeze!"
The Happytime Murders
"You're under arrest for being too hot to handle."
The Happytime Murders
"NARRATOR: So tune in for the entire Happytime Gang,"
The Happytime Murders
"only on the Puppet Television Network."
The Happytime Murders
"Syndication, baby brother."
The Happytime Murders
"I am gonna make a killing on those royalty checks."
The Happytime Murders
"Looks like I'll finally be able to pay off"
The Happytime Murders
"my Scientology dues."
The Happytime Murders
"Yeah, too bad you can't buy your old nose back."
The Happytime Murders
"All right, this nose has been"
The Happytime Murders
"in more fluff than you can imagine."
The Happytime Murders
"So, uh, you're not concerned with Bumblypants being killed?"
The Happytime Murders
"Bumbly would've wanted to die in a porn shop."
The Happytime Murders
"That was his heaven."
The Happytime Murders
"- Excuse me. - LARRY: Hmm?"
The Happytime Murders
"Are you Officer Shenanigans?"
The Happytime Murders
"Uh, does this answer your question?"
The Happytime Murders
"Freeze! You're under arrest for being..."
The Happytime Murders
"- Too hot to handle! - Too hot to handle!"
The Happytime Murders
"- Oh, my gosh! - (CHUCKLES) You got it."
The Happytime Murders
"Man, that is the greatest line of all time."
The Happytime Murders
"- Yeah. - I loved your show"
The Happytime Murders
"- when I was a kid. - Ah."
The Happytime Murders
"Are you a TV star, too?"
The Happytime Murders
"Uh, no. I have a real job."
The Happytime Murders
"ROBIN: Ah, yeah, me, too."
The Happytime Murders
"I sell weed. (CHUCKLES)"
The Happytime Murders
"Don't tell Officer Shenanigans."
The Happytime Murders
"Uh-oh, someone's gonna get arrested."
The Happytime Murders
"- Ah, don't do it. - (BOTH LAUGH)"
The Happytime Murders
"- (SOFTLY) Jesus Christ. - ROBIN: Hey."
The Happytime Murders
"I'll stalk you later. I want a selfie."
The Happytime Murders
"- All right. (CHUCKLES) - ROBIN: Cool."
The Happytime Murders
"What a sweetheart she was."
The Happytime Murders
"Damn it, Phil, Jesus!"
The Happytime Murders
"Don't upset the fans."
The Happytime Murders
"Oh, those are your fans now?"
The Happytime Murders
"- Huh? Yeah. - Yeah, yeah."
The Happytime Murders
"Sure, the ones that like that bleached skin"
The Happytime Murders
"- and that human nose you got? - (SIGHS)"
The Happytime Murders
"You know what, Phil, The Happytime Gang"
The Happytime Murders
"was groundbreaking, okay?"
The Happytime Murders
"It was the first network show starring puppets"
The Happytime Murders
"that was accepted by everyone."
The Happytime Murders
"People loved us, Phil."
The Happytime Murders
"Jeez, you don't have to deny the puppet part of yourself."
The Happytime Murders
"Phil, don't you remember when we were kids, huh?"
The Happytime Murders
"I used to love watching you dance."
The Happytime Murders
"Who bent your boner?"
The Happytime Murders
"Take your head out of your ass and look around."
The Happytime Murders
"It's their world, and we just live in it."
The Happytime Murders
"- I know this is hard for you. - What is?"
The Happytime Murders
"That I'm the one who's going down in the history books."
The Happytime Murders
"Both Philips bros don't need to change the world."
The Happytime Murders
Show more clips