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"Sorry I missed the drama this morning. I was showing boy genius down there"
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"how to back up a forklift."
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"Look at him."
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"That's his whole career, you know? Driving that damn forklift."
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"You'd think he'd want to learn how."
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"Well, he does have that band that he's involved in, as well."
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"Yeah, right. Band."
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"I bet you dollars to donuts he sucks at that, too."
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"-Then you got dinkus down there. -Who? Mary?"
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"No, no. The other one. What's-her-face?"
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"She asked me, or rather "aksed me," for more personal days."
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"Just like that."
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"I told her maybe if she figures out how to fill out her timesheets correctly,"
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"I will give her more personal days."
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"Don't worry. She will never fill out her timesheets correctly."
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"I better get out of here."
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"Got to beat that 8:00 sweatpant-deadline thing."
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"Oh, shit. Do not notice me."
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"Do not notice me. Just go back inside. Go back inside."
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"God damn it! Hey."
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"Hey, Joel. Glad I caught you. How have you been?"
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"I'm in such a hurry right now, Nathan."
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"Yeah? You've been busy?"
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"Yes. Very, very, very busy."
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"And I'm so busy right now, I gotta go make a phone call."
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"Gotta call the office before they all leave for the day."
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"Yeah. Hey, listen. Real quick, while I've got you here,"
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"what are you guys doing November 17th?"
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"On the 17th? Um..."
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"On the 17th, I think that we're out of town."
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"Oh, yeah? Where you going?"
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"-Um... -Wait a minute. I meant the seventh."
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"You guys will definitely be in town then, right?"
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"Yep."
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"Great. Leslie and I are going to this dinner."
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"It's an annual thing. We go every year with the Rotary Club."
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"It's for charity. It's just a whole lot of fun."
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"And we would like to invite you and Suzie"
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"to be our guests at our table..."
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"Nathan, I just... I don't think that that's something that we're gonna want to do."
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"-Really? -Yeah."
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"Why not? It's a lot of fun."
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"I don't know."
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"Suzie doesn't like going to those kinds of things."
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"Why not?"
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"We wouldn't know anybody, and she gets really uncomfortable."
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"-Oh, it's not like that. -Sure it is."
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"No, she won't feel uncomfortable. It's not formal or anything."
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"It's just a real loose bunch."
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"You know, I..."
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"Tell you what. Why don't we do this?"
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"I'm gonna go ahead and buy those tickets,"
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"since they're gonna sell out fast."
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"You talk to Suzie. See what she says."
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"Maybe I'll have Leslie give her a call."
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"You know how it is when the wives start talking."
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"-I can almost hear it... -We're gonna talk about this later."
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"Got to make the call."
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"Sorry, Joel, I almost forgot."
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"The tickets are $40 a plate."
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"Now, I know that's a little bit steep, but the food is fantastic."
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"So, that's $80 total. There's no tax or anything."
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"Nathan, I really gotta get inside and make this phone call."
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"You and I are gonna talk about this some other time, okay?"
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"You go do that. Hey, Joel?"
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"If you want us to look out after the house"
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"while you're gone or anything, we can do that."
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"-I appreciate that. -Okay. Yup."
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"Hey, where you guys going, anyway?"
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"We're going on vacation."
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"Gosh, I tell you, Leslie and I would love to go on a vacation with you guys."
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"I gotta go."
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"All right, then."
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"I appreciate it, Nathan. Thank you so much."
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"You do your thing."
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"Joel? One more thing."
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"Hey, Joel?"
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"-Hon. -Hi."
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"Man, that Nathan won't shut up."
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"Oh, I know. What an asshole. That wife of his is even worse."
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"I mean, I wonder how long he would talk if you just let him go, you know?"
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"I'm actually afraid to go into our own front yard sometimes"
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"because I'm afraid he's going to be milling around."
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"Remember when we had our condo?"
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"We could just go straight from the garage inside."
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"No one would bother us."
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"We could walk to 7-Eleven."
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"We didn't have to worry about plumbers or pool cleaners."
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"Speaking of that, we've got to hire a new pool cleaner."
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"He never checks the chlorine levels."
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"Sorry, it's just this new synthetic vanilla"
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"has a much higher triple point than we thought,"
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"which means that the new cookies-and-cream extract"
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"that we've been working on could really work,"
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"and I just... I gotta get to this before Weber Flavors beats us to it,"
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"'cause if something like this caught on, it could be big."
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"Could sell the company."
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"Do you remember that logo that you designed"
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"for the original cookies-and-cream extract?"
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"I still have that framed in my office. Do you remember it?"
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"Yeah. And now I design coupons."
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"Do you want to go to the bedroom?"
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"-Oh, I'm a little tired. -Really?"
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"Yeah, just... I don't know. It's the middle of the week."
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"It's not the middle of the week. It's Monday, baby."
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"It's Monday? Shit!"
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"-What happened? -Dancing with the Stars."
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"Oh? Is it on?"
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"I gotta get a house that's got a bathroom"
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"that doesn't share a wall with the TV."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Because it is a little tough to jerk it"
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"with the TV blaring at you through the wall, Dean."
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"Well, why don't you use one of the other two bathrooms?"
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"It'd be too suspicious. We don't use those bathrooms."
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"I'll just... I'll put some insulation in or something."
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"Insulation?"
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"You do not need to put fiberglass in your walls"
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"because you have so much masturbation shame."
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"You need to take responsibility for yourself and snap one off"
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