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"wherever you want to in your own home."
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"You own your house. You own your own business."
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"I mean, you used to be a bartender here."
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"Now look at what you have."
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"I know, but come on. What... What, really, do I have?"
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"Okay? It's a pain in the ass."
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"I work all the time. What does it get me?"
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"Nobody cares about extracts, certainly not my wife."
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"The stock guy with the shitty band probably gets laid more often than I do."
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"Yeah, but he probably lives in a really crappy apartment."
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"I would very gladly move into a crappy apartment"
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"if the bathroom wasn't right next to the TV."
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"It belonged to my father."
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"He passed away last month and we have all these stupid bills,"
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"and it's just been really hard for me, you know?"
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"He was really into fusion."
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"You know, I'm not supposed to say this,"
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"but given the circumstances,"
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"you know, you could take this down to the music store"
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"and get a lot better deal."
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"No, that's okay. Really. I just wanna get this over with."
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"-I just want it gone. -I understand. I understand. Here."
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"I just... I want you to have a little extra. Here. Come on."
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"-No. No, no, no. I couldn't. No. No. -No, no. Just... Just take the money."
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"You've been through enough already. Come on."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"God bless you. Thank you so much. Thank you."
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"Hey."
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"Are we still looking into replacing her with a robot?"
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"Yeah, sure. But we might not have to."
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"You're not gonna believe this, but remember that guy,"
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"Michael J. Natherton from General Mills,"
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"who called a while back, talking like he might want to buy us out?"
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"Yeah. I thought you said that he wasn't serious,"
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"he was just kicking the tires."
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"Yeah, well, he's serious now. He just made us an offer."
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"-I mean, a real offer. -Are you kidding me?"
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"It must be part of some bigger strategic move,"
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"because this is over market value, I think."
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"Wow."
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"I might be able to finally unload all this stuff and retire, huh?"
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"I mean, there's a lot of details to work out,"
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"but, yeah, this... This could be great."
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"He says he'll call back next week. What should I tell him?"
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"You tell him, "Hell, yes.""
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"AdiĂłs, dinkus."
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"You see that?"
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"I already warned him. This is the last time."
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"I'm just gonna sit here."
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"Oh, no. What now?"
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"Oh!"
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"I knew it. That's what happens when you don't pay attention."
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"-Mmm-hmm. -Mmm-hmm."
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"Yeah, all right. Just call me if you hear anything else."
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"He definitely lost one of them, and they think"
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"that they can reattach the other one, but they're not sure."
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"Wow. That's hardcore."
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"I have no idea how this happened."
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"We've got such a good safety record,"
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"and we comply with all the safety codes."
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"I think it was just some kind of a freak accident, you know?"
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"Well, you probably have insurance for that, right?"
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"Yeah, of course. He's probably gonna get a huge settlement."
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"Yeah, I would think so."
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"I mean, it's your balls."
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"It kind of makes you think, doesn't it, how fragile we all are?"
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"Especially our balls. They're just hanging there."
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"A little sack."
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"Any minute, could just be cut off forever."
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"What'd life be like, walking around without testicles?"
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"Can you imagine that shit?"
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"Yeah, actually, I rarely use my balls anymore at all."
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"What about the other night?"
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"I thought you were gonna rub one out to Dancing with the Stars."
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"I mean that, you know,"
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"Suzie and I have sex maybe once every three months."
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"You know, sexual frustration is really hard."
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"But I may have a solution."
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"-What? -You need to take some Xanax."
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"Xanax? Isn't that for anxiety?"
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"It's good for all psychological problems in the DSM-IV."
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"Xanax basically just makes you feel good."
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"That's why it works for everything."
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"I take it for the common head cold."
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"I think it would work great for sexual frustration."
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"-Want me to get you some? -No, I don't."
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"You know what else is good? Codeine cough syrup."
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"-For what? -It's just good."
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"What listing?"
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"Don Wilkinson or Step Wilkinson."
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"-One moment. -Can I have the address, please?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm not showing anything for either."
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"There's a D. Wilkinson, but it's unlisted."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"So, the guys at General Mills"
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"got wind of this whole testicular incident"
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"and they're worried."
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"If Step decides to sue us beyond the insurance settlement,"
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"that could be a serious liability."
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"How is Step doing, anyway?"
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"Better. I guess he might be going home today."
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"Oh, good."
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"Anyway, I guess we don't have to worry about it."
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"He says he's not going to sue us."
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"Says he wouldn't want something for nothing,"
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"you know, and what's right is right."
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"He's being pretty mellow about this."
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"Yeah."
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"I think when you lose your balls, it kind of mellows you out."
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"Oh, by the way, guess who asked for a raise today?"
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"-Who? -Dinkus. Can you believe that?"
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"Brian, you know, you call everyone here dinkus."
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"I don't know who you're talking about."
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"-You know, forklift dinkus. -Oh."
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"I thought you call him "boy genius.""
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"Oh, right. Yeah. Well, boy genius asked for a raise."
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"I said, "Are you kidding me?"
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""You almost got somebody killed last week.""
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"And then he tried to blame it on dinkus over there."
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