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Clips from Paulie

"That's right, baby. You can do it. Look at me. Watch me. Cup."
Paulie
"C-C-C-C..."
Paulie
"Cup."
Paulie
"Lila, just let her say it. Why don't you just let her say it?"
Paulie
"Look, I'm sorry. You keep saying it for her. Let her say it."
Paulie
"I'm doing my best!"
Paulie
"They told you to say the word? I don't think so. Let her say it."
Paulie
"Am I supposed to leave her there totally frustrated?"
Paulie
"Cup."
Paulie
"- (Dad) Just let her say the word. - Cup."
Paulie
"C-up."
Paulie
"Cup."
Paulie
"C-Cup."
Paulie
"You did it, Marie. You did it!"
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"(Paulie) 'All it took was one word and they shut up."
Paulie
"'I wanted to learn more.'"
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"- What's that? - Ch-Ch-Chair."
Paulie
"That's a chair. Give me some of that."
Paulie
"- F-F-Fence. - Fence."
Paulie
"Fl-Flower."
Paulie
"- What about this? - R-Rock."
Paulie
"Rock. What are those?"
Paulie
"- Ew, bugs. - Don't mind if I do. (Chuckles)"
Paulie
"I'm going to the store. Wanna take a ride with me?"
Paulie
"N-N-No. Paulie i-i-is helping me..."
Paulie
"learn some new words."
Paulie
"No, Bunny, birds don't talk, and they don't teach, OK?"
Paulie
"They just repeat what we say. They don't understand."
Paulie
"P-P-Paulie understands."
Paulie
"Pretty quiet, aren't you there, Professor?"
Paulie
"I was quiet. I'm sorry I was, but I was afraid of him."
Paulie
"And that's not all I was afraid of."
Paulie
"Come on. Birds fly."
Paulie
"You were afraid to fly?"
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"I was afraid of heights."
Paulie
"- Until I learned a new word. - What?"
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"- (Gasping) - What?"
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"No, no, no..."
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"(Paulie) 'I had no idea what it was.'"
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"Bad idea. Very bad."
Paulie
"(Paulie) 'But something told me it was hazardous to my health.'"
Paulie
"I see claws and teeth and eyes. And claws and teeth and eyes."
Paulie
"The claws! Look at those claws."
Paulie
"(Paulie) 'So this flea bag got run of the place,"
Paulie
"'and was allowed to hang out on the couch"
Paulie
"'where me and Marie used to watch TV."
Paulie
"'I was banished to this very uncomfortable coat rack,"
Paulie
"'which they called a "perch".'"
Paulie
"(Meowing)"
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"- (Meowing) - Hey, kitty, kitty."
Paulie
"(Paulie) 'And so began a lifelong trend of speaking,"
Paulie
"'when I should've kept my big beak shut.'"
Paulie
"(Paulie) Here, kitty, kitty. Come on outside."
Paulie
"Come on. We've got some shrimps on the barbecue for ya."
Paulie
"Right heres. No. Keep... Hey."
Paulie
"Turn around and go outside, you stupid hair ball. They're calling."
Paulie
"Go on. That's it. Go outside, Muffy or Pumpkin, or duh..."
Paulie
"I don't even know your name."
Paulie
"Uh, go, uh, go dig something up or bury something."
Paulie
"Why are you coming towards me? No, you..."
Paulie
"That's not good. You don't wanna be on the furniture."
Paulie
"It doesn't match your coat. (Chuckles) Get down. Get down."
Paulie
"Get down from the furniture. Get down. You don't even like salad."
Paulie
"That's..."
Paulie
"- Ah! Look out! - (Meowing)"
Paulie
"Come on. Leave me alone, cat! (Laughing)"
Paulie
"I wasn't laughing at you. Come on. Leave me alone."
Paulie
"- (Hissing) - Stop!"
Paulie
"- Stop it, you bad cat! - Stupid hair ball."
Paulie
"- Shoo! - Yeah, shoo!"
Paulie
"I don't think she can tell the difference"
Paulie
"between fantasy and reality."
Paulie
"Come on."
Paulie
"You know what she said? Are you ready for this?"
Paulie
"She said the bird told her the cat started it."
Paulie
"- (Lila) She said that to you? - Yeah."
Paulie
"Well, she's five years old. It's her imaginary friend."
Paulie
"I don't know."
Paulie
"She doesn't have any other friends."
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"She hasn't made any other attachments."
Paulie
"I just..."
Paulie
"I really think that we should consider getting rid of the bird."
Paulie
"I don't know, Warren. She loves that bird."
Paulie
"She loves that bird."
Paulie
"(Paulie) Now where we goin'?"
Paulie
"You have to learn how to fly, Paulie."
Paulie
"No, I don't want to."
Paulie
"- You h-have to. - Why?"
Paulie
"So in case you ever go away, y-you can fly back to me."
Paulie
"- Away? - We h-have to be together, r-right?"
Paulie
"- Right. - Then f-fly."
Paulie
"(Groaning) Oh. You again."
Paulie
"Come on, Paulie. D-Don't look down."
Paulie
"Look at the stars. N-Now spread your wings."
Paulie
"OK."
Paulie
"Don't look down. You could do it."
Paulie
"If it's so easy, why don't you do it?"
Paulie
"- OK, I'll show you. - All right, come on."
Paulie
"Hey, good shot. You almost got him."
Paulie
"Anything?"
Paulie
"Wow."
Paulie
"OK, now spread your wings. D-Don't look down."
Paulie
"OK, ready? One, two, fly!"
Paulie
"Come on. Now, fly. Come on, fly."
Paulie
"Whoa, Marie. Look out!"
Paulie
"- Marie! Help us, somebody! - Help!"
Paulie
"It's Marie! Help!"
Paulie
"(Marie screaming)"
Paulie
"- Oh, baby. - My God."
Paulie
"(Warren) Are you OK?"
Paulie
"(Marie crying)"
Paulie
"(Paulie) 'Marie couldn't talk. The dad couldn't listen."
Paulie
"'The mom couldn't cope."
Paulie
"'So they got rid of me.'"
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"(Marie) Paulie!"
Paulie
"(Paulie) Marie."
Paulie
"- Paulie! - Marie."
Paulie
"Marie, come back."
Paulie
"- Paulie! - Marie!"
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"- Paulie! - Marie!"
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