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Clips from Paulie

"Paulie!"
Paulie
"(Sobbing) Fly back to me!"
Paulie
"Paulie!"
Paulie
"Paulie, I love you! Fly back to me!"
Paulie
"(Marie sobbing) Fly back to me, Paulie!"
Paulie
"So they bring you here?"
Paulie
"Nah, no. It wasn't that easy hitting rock bottom."
Paulie
"I did a bunch of things."
Paulie
"First, I did a stint as a window display"
Paulie
"in a place called Bloomingdale's."
Paulie
"And I was in a brochure for Costa Rica."
Paulie
"I did some work as a magician's assistant doing children's parties,"
Paulie
"but when Zintar fell on hard times,"
Paulie
"he had to choose between me and the cape."
Paulie
"Guess which one he pawned."
Paulie
"# What's new, pussycat, whoa, whoa, whoa #"
Paulie
"Shut up, you goddamn flying rat, shut up."
Paulie
"# Pussycat, pussycat, you are delicious"
Paulie
"# And if my wishes could all come... #"
Paulie
"May you're uncomfortable in there? Maybe you need a change."
Paulie
"How about this nice toaster oven for top brown only?"
Paulie
"Come on, Artie. We haven't pawned anything all day."
Paulie
"Let's catch the number nine at Belmont. I'm bored."
Paulie
"- You and me both. - I wanna go home."
Paulie
"Get on line."
Paulie
"Yo, Artie, today is your lucky day."
Paulie
"Right. Fresh outta the showroom, right? Where's the receipt?"
Paulie
"- Lost it. - Ten bucks."
Paulie
"Ten bucks? Come on, gimme a break."
Paulie
"I'm trying to upgrade the level of your merchandise."
Paulie
"(Paulie) Hit the brakes, ugly."
Paulie
"Cute. Do you train the bird to insult your customers?"
Paulie
"No, I could tell you're ugly all by myself."
Paulie
"- How'd he do that? - He watches television."
Paulie
"What an angle."
Paulie
"I could see how his unique skills could really..."
Paulie
"come in handy to an intelligent guy, huh?"
Paulie
"(Paulie) Yeah, I'll let you know when I see one."
Paulie
"How much you want for him, Artie?"
Paulie
"A lot more than ten bucks, baby."
Paulie
"You'd have to grift for more than a year to make his numbers."
Paulie
"OK, which of you three is the proprietor?"
Paulie
"Very funny, toots. What do you got there?"
Paulie
"Oh, this is my easel. It's a very fine one."
Paulie
"My late husband got it for me,"
Paulie
"and I really hate to part with it, you know?"
Paulie
"Yeah, whatever. Dead husband aside, do you wanna pawn or sell?"
Paulie
"Well..."
Paulie
"The real question is,"
Paulie
"are you prepared to throw in that potholder on your head?"
Paulie
"Well, that was extremely rude."
Paulie
"Did you teach him that?"
Paulie
"No. That's the thing. The dirty mouth is all his."
Paulie
"What are you looking at?"
Paulie
"You know, I think I'll take him with me."
Paulie
"Well, I don't think so, lady. See, I saw the bird first."
Paulie
"Oh, no, no. I'm afraid you are not the right owner for him."
Paulie
"Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners."
Paulie
"Might as well be me."
Paulie
"What's wrong with my manners? (Burps)"
Paulie
"(Paulie) All right. Let me out now, Grandma."
Paulie
"- Very funny. Let me go. Joke's over. - Hey, stop that."
Paulie
"Keep it up and you'll be in a cage yourself."
Paulie
"- Come on, would you let me out? - Hush."
Paulie
"Padre, you see this broad? She's a birdnapper. Let me out!"
Paulie
"Somebody check this lady's purse. I bet she's got a hamster in there."
Paulie
"- Get out. Scram. - Thank you. Jeez."
Paulie
"- Where are you going? - Home."
Paulie
"- Are you gonna walk all the way? - That's right."
Paulie
"Well, why don't you fly? It's a lot faster."
Paulie
"Can't fly. # Cha, cha-cha-cha, cha... #"
Paulie
"You can talk, but you can't fly. All right, see you around."
Paulie
"All right. See ya."
Paulie
"- (Bell ringing) - (Squawking)"
Paulie
"(Humming)"
Paulie
"Uh, you know what? I thought it over, and I'm back."
Paulie
"Besides, I don't know where she lives."
Paulie
"- Where who lives? - Marie."
Paulie
"She's all alone, and we're supposed to stick together."
Paulie
"Do you think you could use a little bit of help?"
Paulie
"Yes."
Paulie
"- Yes, what? - Yes, toots."
Paulie
"- Mm, "yes, please". - Man, you're needy."
Paulie
"Alweather, Alweather, Alweath... Alweather!"
Paulie
"Oh, are we in luck. There's only one Alweather in this book,"
Paulie
"and it's pretty close by."
Paulie
"What do you say we just go over and surprise her?"
Paulie
"Recognize anything?"
Paulie
"That's it. That's the house."
Paulie
"That's it, that's it, that's it. That's the one!"
Paulie
"Oh, dear."
Paulie
"I'm sorry, dear. They've moved away."
Paulie
"- Away? - Mm-hmm. To Los Angeles."
Paulie
"All right, well, let's get back in the cab, huh?"
Paulie
"Oh, no. It's clear across the country. It's 3,000 miles."
Paulie
"Please."
Paulie
"I'm afraid "please" just won't work in this situation."
Paulie
"(Woman) But, what's the matter with New Jersey?"
Paulie
"It's nice, if you give it a chance."
Paulie
"(Thunderclap)"
Paulie
"Why does your house have wheels?"
Paulie
"Houses are cheaper with wheels."
Paulie
"I was thinking more along the lines"
Paulie
"that houses with wheels can go places."
Paulie
"Well, not anymore, I'm afraid."
Paulie
"Earl and I used to travel all of the time, you know?"
Paulie
"But things change."
Paulie
"He had even crazier ideas than you have."
Paulie
"We always used to talk about going to the Grand Canyon,"
Paulie
"but we just never got that far."
Paulie
"Earl said that if you stand right at the edge just when the sun comes up,"
Paulie
"it's like seeing the first sunrise in the whole world."
Paulie
"- He was kind of poetic, wasn't he? - For an ex-Marine."
Paulie
"Hmm, you miss Earl."
Paulie
"- Oh, let's not talk about that. - You miss Earl."
Paulie
"Eat your dinner."
Paulie
"Like I miss Marie."
Paulie
"(Sighs)"
Paulie
"- Ready? - Ready!"
Paulie
"(Engine starts)"
Paulie
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