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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lionel's Problem (S02E02)

"Are you kidding?"
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"I had brains enough to marry you, didn't I?"
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"If I didn't do that,"
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"there wouldn't be no Lionel."
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"Oh, George."
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"I ain't seen that much hugging"
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"since Sammy Davis"
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"stopped hanging around the White House."
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"Make yourself useful"
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"and fix me a scotch and soda."
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"I feel like celebrating."
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"I feel like celebrating too,"
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"but I've got food to fix."
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"Then fix the food, right after you fix my drink..."
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"and use my $30 scotch."
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"How am I supposed to know which one that is?"
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"It's the one with the $30 price tag on it."
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"Lord, that's your child."
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"Well, George, how does it look?"
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"Hey, that's nice, Louise."
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"Lionel's going to love that."
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"You know, I sure wish Papa was still around."
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"He'd really be proud of Lionel."
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"He'd be proud of you too, George."
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"Yeah."
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"Anyway, hurry up with my drink, Florence."
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"I ain't fixing you no drink."
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"What?"
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"You the maid. Yeah."
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"And I'm your boss."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, then, fix me a drink."
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"I ain't fixing you no drink"
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"because I can't find your special scotch."
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, Weezy,"
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"what happened to my special scotch?"
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"Well, I don't know, George."
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"I had a full bottle of $30 scotch."
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"Well, don't look at me, honey,"
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"because I don't drink that mess."
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"I only drink ginger ale and Muscatel."
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"Well, I guess it just disappeared."
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"Damn, now I've got to go get another bottle."
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"Well, you have other scotch here, George."
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"Why don't you drink that?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I wouldn't touch that old cheap stuff."
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"I keep that for the Willises."
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"Well, since you're going out,"
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"would you mind picking up some cucumbers too?"
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"And get some olives too."
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"Hey, what do I look like? A delivery boy?"
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"You want an honest answer?"
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"We need the cucumbers and olives"
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"for Lionel's party, George."
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"Ah, hi, Mr. Jefferson."
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"Lionel home?"
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"Don't ask me, ask the boss."
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"Lionel ain't back yet."
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"Oh, well, look who finally woke up."
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"Yes, I've had all the beauty sleep I need."
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"Maybe you ought to take a little nap?"
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"Well, where's my grandson, the graduate?"
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"Well, he's still out, Mother Jefferson."
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"Well, where's George?"
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"He went to the liquor store."
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"There's a bottle of scotch missing."
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"Scotch?"
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"Yes."
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"You wouldn't know where it went,"
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"would you, Mother Jefferson?"
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"Well, it didn't go into me."
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"I don't drink scotch."
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"I tried some once in my tomato juice,"
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"and it was terrible."
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"So you threw it out, right?"
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"Of course not, child."
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"Like I told Louise a thousand times..."
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"Waste not, want not."
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"Ah, Lionel,"
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"I was just coming over to see you."
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"I see you've already started celebrating"
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"your graduation, hey?"
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"Ain't that something?"
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"And now I'm all set to flunk life."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm certain you're going on to great things."
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"Oh, sure. Sure."
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"Yes, I remember my own graduation"
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"as if it were only 18 years ago."
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"I made the Dean's list, you know?"
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"Really? I was an honors man at Oxford."
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"My father hated that."
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"He used to say that all Oxford men"
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"were long-haired sissies."
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"Of course, he was"
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"a short-haired Cambridge man himself."
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"Come to think of it,"
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"he was short and hairy all over..."
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"although I don't think"
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"that's why he went to Cambridge."
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"My Pop never even finished high school."
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"Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of, you know?"
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"Oh, who's ashamed?"
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"Do you think that little Lionel"
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"and his dumb diploma's"
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"going to make it half as good as his Pop?"
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"Of course he is. You are."
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"Man, are you betting on the wrong horse."
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"You know, at Oxford,"
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"it's an old university tradition"
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"to go out with a po."
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"A po' what?"
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"Oh, just a po."
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"Well, that's silly."
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"I mean, you can have"
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"a po' black or a po' white,"
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"but you just can't have a po'."
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"You don't understand, you see."
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