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Clips from The Jeffersons - Lionel's Problem (S02E02)

"In England, a po is..."
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"It's a chamber pot is what it is."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"You were too po' to have your own john."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Very good."
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"No, I'm talking about a drunken idiot"
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"who climbed way up the spire of his college"
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"and hung a po on it."
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"Of course, coming down I was cold sober."
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"Just like me."
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"Well, if you feel the need"
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"for some hair of the dog that bit you,"
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"this should do the trick."
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"Ooh, scotch?"
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"Yes, it's one of your father's favorite brands,"
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"so you tell him"
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"to drink a toast to you from me."
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"Pop drink to me?"
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"Well, of course."
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"He must be very proud of you."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, well, thanks, Mr. Bentley,"
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"and I'll tell Pop that he must be proud of me."
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"Yes, and good luck with the new job."
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"Yeah. Lots of luck, Lionel."
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"Hi, everybody."
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"Oh, oh, look at what the Scotchman gave me."
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"A bottle of English."
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"Lionel, where have you been?"
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"I have been celebrating."
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"Lionel, you're drunk."
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"Really? Me too."
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"Drink it down."
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"No. Coffee isn't healthy for you."
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"Drink it."
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"I can't understand what's gotten into you."
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"I can. About a pint of liquor."
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"Lionel, why did you do it?"
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"Today of all days, why?"
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"Well, this isn't the first time"
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"he's had too much to drink lately,"
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"is it, Lionel?"
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"Lionel, is that true?"
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"Now I know what happened to that bottle of scotch."
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"Shame on you, Lionel."
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"Don't you know that alcohol is the devil's brew?"
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"Well, if it didn't help my digestion,"
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"I'd never touch it."
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"It's going to take a lot more than coffee"
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"to sober him up."
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"Then what are we going to do?"
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"Graduation is only two hours away."
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"Well, I'll get Lionel undressed and under a cold shower."
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"Jenny."
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"But this is an emergency."
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"Well, it's not that much of an emergency."
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"It will be if his father sees him like that."
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"Oh, my God, I forgot about George."
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"He'll be here any second,"
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"and if he sees Lionel drunk, he'll kill him."
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"Come on, Jenny."
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"Help me get him into his bedroom."
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"Hi, Weezy."
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"Hi."
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"Hi!"
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"What you doing back there?"
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"Oh, well, where did you expect me to be?"
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"Well, I just saw you over there."
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"Oh, George."
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"Oh, I missed you while you were gone."
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"What was that all about?"
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"I told you, George, I missed you."
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"I've only been gone 20 minutes."
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"I know, but it seemed like half an hour."
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"What can I tell you?"
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"Oh, you're back, Mr. Jefferson."
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"I hope you got the cucumbers and olives."
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"Yeah, I got them."
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"Well, give them to me."
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"Get them yourself. You're the maid, ain't you?"
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"You keep running me like this,"
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"I'm going to stop charging you by the hour"
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"and start charging you by the mile."
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"Now, look, Weezy... Where'd you come from?"
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"Uh, well, I was... In the bathroom."
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"Can't you Willises use your own bathroom?"
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"Well, George, Jenny's..."
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"She's waiting on Lionel."
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"Where is he, anyway?"
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"Oh, probably stopped"
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"to talk with some friends."
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"Oh, don't worry, there's plenty of time."
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"Yeah, but I want him to get there early."
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"I don't want them to run out of those diplomas."
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"How is he?"
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"Asleep, I hope."
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"You told me he's been doing"
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"a lot of drinking lately. Why?"
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"Something must be bothering him."
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"What?"
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"I don't know. When I asked him,"
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"he said he was drinking to his future."
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"Well, what does that mean?"
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"I was hoping that you could tell me."
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"Hey. What?"
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"What's Lionel's present doing out here?"
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"I'll take it to his room."
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"No! What?"
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"She said no!"
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"I'll put it in his room."
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"You look tired."
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"Doesn't he look tired, Jenny?"
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"Oh, yes. Very tired."
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"No, no, no."
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"Well, isn't this nice?"
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"No."
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"Well, isn't this nice?"
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"Don't you two have anything else to say?"
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"Oh, sure."
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