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Clips from The PJs (1999) - How the Super Stoled Christmas (S01E01)

"And I'm gonna get her the perfect computer."
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"This is the only one we have."
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"Perfect!"
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"500 bucks? That's a little steep, ain't it?"
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"Well, if you don't love your wife..."
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"Of course I do! You just hold that computer."
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"'Cause I'll be back as soon as I can collect my tips."
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"♪ Silent night ♪ Holy night"
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"♪ All is calm"
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"(AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE) (WOMAN SCREAMS)"
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"(TIRES SQUEALING)"
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"♪ All is bright ♪"
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"POLICE OVER BULLHORN: You have five seconds to disperse,"
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"or we call in the dogs."
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"Thank you, Officer."
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"I'll let you know if they come back."
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"All righty, then. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas to you too."
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"(THURGOOD HUMMING)"
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"Uh..."
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"Empty? How can they all be empty?"
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"Don't these people know I work 24 hours a week, seven days a month for 'em?"
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"I should've known our people don't tip."
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"That's what Denny's said!"
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"Thurgood, it's been a tough year for everybody."
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"I'm sure if they could afford it,"
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"they'd give you what you deserve."
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"I don't want what I deserve. I want my damn tips!"
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"Look, every one of these envelopes has a nice card."
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"Listen."
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""Dear Super, thanks for always being there for me.""
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""Love, Calvin.""
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"Look! He called me an ox!"
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"Oh, that means hugs and kisses."
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"Oh, that's sweet."
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"Muriel, I ain't gonna front."
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"I was counting on that tip money."
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"I know you were."
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"Don't worry. We'll get by."
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"Oh, I know we'll get by."
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"We just ain't gonna get nothin' else."
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"Merry Christmas. Hey, merry Christmas!"
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"It's the season."
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"Are you ready to listen to the rest of the story now? Huh?"
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"Anyhoo, when we left off, Thurgood was sad"
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"because he couldn't afford to buy his wife a computer."
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"But that wiley old Super had another plan up his sleeve."
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"Please, please, please, please!"
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"I'm sorry, sir, but according to our records, you're a credit risk."
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"Well, according to the DA, I'm a flight risk, but I'm still here, right?"
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"Look, I ain't no deadbeat. I got a good job."
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"I am the chief superintendent at the Hilton-Jacobs projects!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Well, as impressive as that is,"
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"the answer is still no, Mr. Stubbs."
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"MAN: Now, now, Wilmer."
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"We must be courteous to our customers."
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"He started it."
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"I'm Mr. Sastarsic,"
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"the proprietor of this fine establishment."
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"I believe we can help each other."
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"You see, sir, you have something I need,"
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"and I have something you need."
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"You have a healthy liver?"
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"Very good!"
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"Oh, Mr. Stubbs, you are delightful!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Well, thank you. I... Let me be blunt."
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"You need a computer for your wife,"
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"and I need a repo man"
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"who has the keys to every apartment in the projects."
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"You want me to be a repo man? Forget it!"
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"Repo men ruined more Christmases than my daddy's drinkin'."
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"I guess I had you pegged wrong, Mr. Stubbs."
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"I mistook you for someone who loves his wife."
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"Good day, sir."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait! Look, I do love my wife."
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"It's just that... It's just that people gonna hate me."
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"No one need know it's you."
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"(SNAPS)"
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"You can take the computer home today"
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"and simply work it off over the next week."
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"Well, I guess it is their own fault"
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"for falling behind on the payments."
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"And using their real names and social security numbers."
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"What if they find out it's me?"
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"They won't know unless you tell them."
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"I don't like those odds."
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"But I got no choice."
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"(CONTINUES CHORTLING)"
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"HAITI LADY: Okay."
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"Once more, from the top."
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"♪ I have no gift to bring"
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"♪ Pa rum pum pum pum"
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"(HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING)"
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"♪ I'll play my drum machine"
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"♪ Pa rum pum pum pum ♪"
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"Hey, Jimmy, I couldn't find the doll"
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"to play the baby Jesus in your nativity scene."
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"How 'bout this?"
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"I don't know."
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"This is pretty freaky looking."
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"It might scare children."
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"Mmm."
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"Time to put on my repo face."
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"Aah!"
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"Let's see who the next lucky deadbeat is."
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"Oh... Uh..."
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"Oh..."
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"You've done very well, Mr. Stubbs."
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"Just call me Repo Suave."
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"Oh, Mr. Stubbs, you are delicious."
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"Can we laugh together now?"
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"No."
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"Well, you have a very merry Christmas, Mr. Sastarsic,"
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