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Clips from The PJs (1999) - How the Super Stoled Christmas (S01E01)

"or whatever holiday you Shriners observe."
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"Not so fast, Mr. Stubbs."
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"I can't help but notice you didn't get to all the names on this list."
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"I just started feeling bad repoin' people at Christmas."
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"You understand."
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"No, I don't understand."
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"You didn't have any problem doing the other repos on the list."
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"Hey, look, these people are just deadbeats."
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"These other deadbeats are my friends."
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"Ahem, yes. Friends are wonderful."
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"So supportive."
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"Especially when your wife leaves you."
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"Oh, come on, now. Don't blackmail a black male."
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"Mr. Stubbs, either perform these remaining repossessions,"
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"or kindly return my computer."
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"Good day, sir."
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"Wait! Don't I still amuse you?"
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"Ain't I delicious no more?"
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"Well, fine, I'll bring your computer back, then."
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"Hmmph!"
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"Oh, Muriel!"
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"Muriel!"
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"Perfect."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Hello, Goodie. What are you doing? Aah! Muriel!"
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"Uh... I'm taking the garbage out."
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"You gift-wrapped our garbage?"
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"Oh, uh... Look, Muriel,"
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"if you insinuating that this is a computer,"
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"why don't you just come out and say it?"
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"Oh! You got me a computer for Christmas?"
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"Well... Well... Oh! Oh, Thurgood!"
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"Oh, it's the best Christmas present I've ever gotten!"
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"Oh! I love it, Thurgood!"
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"I could just eat you up right now!"
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Yeah."
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"Why did I have to be born so damn delicious?"
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"Jesus... Sweet, sweet Jesus,"
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"I'm not a prayin' man, but I'm in a real tight spot here."
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"I sure could use your help, Lord."
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"Hmm. Looks like you could use my help."
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"There you go, little baked potato Jesus."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"BEBE: Jimmy and I are in for 20."
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"I've only got five bucks."
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"That's okay, Calvin. Every bit helps, eh?"
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"Well, I was kind of saving"
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"to get my brother out of that Cuban jail."
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"He's a political prison..."
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"Don't be selfish! Throw it in!"
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"Hey!"
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"What are you guys doin' with all that money?"
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"We're goin' to the... Place with the..."
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"Horses. Yeah, the dog track."
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"See ya."
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"You mean that they got money to blow on the horses"
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"at the dog track, but they can't tip me?"
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"Well, I got a tip for them."
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"Repo Claus is comin' to town!"
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"And don't you look at me"
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"with that good will to men crap."
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"You ain't the Christ child! You a potato!"
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"And, yet, I still fear you."
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"What happen next? What happen next?"
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"Will you shut up?"
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"Now, just for that I'm gonna make you wait two minutes and two seconds."
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"(BANGING ON TRUNK)"
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"Yeah, that's it. Keep kickin', smarty."
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"Use up all your oxygen."
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"Pssh."
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"Yeah, that's better."
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"Now, as I was sayin'..."
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"(CHOIR SINGING SILENT NIGHT)"
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"WALTER: Thurgood was feelin' betrayed by his friends."
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"(SINGING SILENT NIGHT)"
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"He figured if they could ruin his Christmas,"
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"he could ruin theirs."
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"And he knew the perfect time to do it."
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"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everybody!"
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"And it is everybody, right?"
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"Okay, good. Well, just sit back and relax."
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"And don't go home, and enjoy the show."
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"'Cause I know that Santa Claus is personally gonna visit"
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"each and every one of y'all tonight."
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"I got a list, and I'm checkin' it twice."
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"♪ You're a bastard, Mr. Stubbs"
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"♪ You really are a tom"
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"♪ You stole your friends' possessions"
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"♪ To buy a CD-ROM"
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"♪ Mr. Stubbs"
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"♪ Your current address is at www.badodor.com ♪"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"But, Santa,"
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"why are you taking our fish tank? Why?"
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"WALTER: Now, that old dirty bastard was as smart as they get."
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"He thought up a lie, and quickly, you bet."
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"Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars yet."
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"(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)"
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"♪ You're a biyatch, Mr. Stubbs"
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"♪ Your heart's an open sore"
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"♪ Between you and Jar Jar Binks"
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"♪ Mesa say I like you more ♪ Mr. Stubbs"
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"♪ Mr. Stubbs"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"♪ Why, you must have purchased your morals at"
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"♪ The 99-cent store ♪"
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"(BELLS JINGLING)"
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"Hark. What's that sound?"
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"Could it be Santa Claus?"
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"It couldn't be."
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"Santa doesn't come to the projects."
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"JUICY: It is! It is Santa Claus!"
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"Merry..."
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"Line? MURIEL: (WHISPERING) Christmas!"
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"Yeah, oh, yeah. Merry Christmas, everybody!"
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"Oh! We been repo'd!"
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