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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - It's All Over Now, Baby Bird (S01E01)

"Me? I'd put him in the trash."
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"What else are we supposed to do?"
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"We can give him a decent burial."
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"That's right. Albert would want a decent burial."
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"Oh, you want a decent burial?"
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"Yes."
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"Fine, there's only one problem. What?"
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"In all of New York,"
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"I can't think of one piece of unpaved ground."
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"You'll find somewhere, I know you will."
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"Oh, no, no, no, I don't have the time for this."
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"By 4:00 I got to be at the ball park"
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"I got to watch the Mets slaughter the Cardinals."
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"Oh, it's a baseball team."
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"But you've got to help Felix."
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"He can't do it alone."
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"What about you?"
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"Oh, we'd do anything in the world for you,"
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"Felix, you know we would."
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"But?"
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"It's just that we have an appointment"
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"with the hairdresser."
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"I understand."
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"I understand, too, it means I'm stuck."
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"Ah, you don't have to do anything..."
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"I want to. I want to."
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"Listen, we can't keep the manicurist waiting."
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"Oscar, please, don't be irreverent."
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"Bye-bye, Felix."
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"Good-bye, Felix."
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"Good-bye, Albert."
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"Good-bye, Oscar."
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"Hey, Felix."
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"Have I got a great idea."
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"We'll bury Albert at sea."
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"Parrots are supposed to love the sea."
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"Now, that's a very sensitive thought."
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"Yeah, you know what? We're going to bury Albert in the East River."
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"That's a wonderful idea."
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"We won't even need the shovel."
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"Oh, yes we will, have you seen the East River lately?"
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"Do you want to say any last words?"
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"I don't know."
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"Ah-ah-ah-ah!""
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, I just can't bury him."
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"Will you look at that water?"
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"So it's dirty?"
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"I won't do it."
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"Oscar..."
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"Oh, come on, will you, Felix?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"It's a bird."
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"Where else would you put him?"
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"Pick him up."
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"Take him out of there, please."
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"Why didn't we think of the zoo"
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"before walking around for three hours?"
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"I'm sorry, it was my fault"
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"but I hated the river."
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"Forget it."
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"I just hated it... I hated the river."
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"It'd be just like throwing Albert in the garbage"
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"only wetter."
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"Since we're here"
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"let's get it over with, okay?"
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"Oh, this is nice, isn't it? Nice place, so serene."
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"But I don't think"
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"it's going to matter to Albert."
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"He's as serene as he's going to get, Felix."
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"I don't know, I don't know."
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"Well, I do... whoa, I see a great spot."
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"Here, you take Albert, I'll go get the spot."
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"Hey, knock it off."
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"Knock it off."
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"Ma'am?"
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"Police."
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"Look, I don't make the laws,"
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"I just enforce them."
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"And you can't do no..."
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"digging in the... park."
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"Oh... the clothes."
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"I have them on so much I forget I'm wearing them."
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"I'm not surprised you'd want to."
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"I do my duty."
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"What is your duty?"
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"I'm looking for sex maniacs."
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"This is supposed to fool them."
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"Fooled us."
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"I had no idea New York cops still wore women's clothes."
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"I'm the only one left."
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"And the only reason I'm here is because my sergeant hates me."
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"That's rough. I hate him."
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"But I get to deduct all the dresses off my income tax."
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"How come you're digging in the park?"
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"I want to bury something."
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"What?"
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"Albert."
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"Who's Albert? Where is he?"
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"He's in here."
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"All of him?"
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"He's a parrot."
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"Was."
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"Ah, your pet, huh?"
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"Gee, that's a shame."
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"Poor, little guy."
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"Wish I could help you"
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"but you can't bury him in the park."
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"Oh, come on, give us a break, will you?"
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"We've been searching for three hours."
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"It's the only soft spot in all of New York."
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"You should take him to a pet cemetery."
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"Take him to a what?"
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"A pet cemetery."
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"Ah, come on, will you?"
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"It's the nicest thing"
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"and if you really love your pet..."
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"It's a great idea."
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"I think it's the stupidest thing I ever heard."
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"I don't think it's stupid."
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