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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - It's All Over Now, Baby Bird (S01E01)

"Was he a member of the household"
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"or did you keep him in the yard?"
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"Household."
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"A parrot."
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"Albert."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"This way, please."
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"And now then, what kind of service"
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"did you have in mind?"
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"Excuse me."
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"I just remembered, I don't have money with me."
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"Can I borrow the money...?"
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"Felix, this is insanity."
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"Why don't we drop the bird on the desk"
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"and get out of here."
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"Please?"
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"Okay, but no borrowing, I'll pay for it."
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"Oh, no, I wouldn't think of it..."
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"Felix, Felix, I want to get it over with."
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"I'll give him the $25"
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"and we'll get out of here."
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"There you go. Funeral's on me."
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"Okay, let's go, Felix."
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"Just one moment."
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"There are a few details."
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"What price range did you have in mind for the casket?"
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"Well, whatever price range is included in the 25 bucks."
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"The price of the casket is not included."
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"This is our, um, El Dorado line."
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"Now, that is made of solid mahogany"
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"with ivory handles."
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"This one is of pine with brass handles."
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"We call it our executive line."
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"Oh, that's beautiful."
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"Is that the price?"
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"Well, what's your cheapest one?"
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"That one."
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"What do you call that?"
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"Papier-mache, we don't even bother to give it a name."
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"Well then, can I put you down for the, uh..."
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"Cheap one."
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"Medium-priced one."
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"Very well."
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"Okay, let's go, Felix."
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"One more thing."
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"Granite or marble?"
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"Granite or marble what?"
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"The headstone."
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"You're putting me on."
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"This is some kind of a joke, isn't it?"
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"Mr. Madison, you are obviously not a pet person."
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"But I am sure there is something that you care about"
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"outside of money."
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"Well, which headstone is included in the 25 bucks?"
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"Neither one, I'm afraid."
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"The inexpensive one."
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"Is that it?"
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"I think so."
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"Okay, Felix, let's go."
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"One more thing."
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"All we have to do now"
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"is to decide on the location of the lot."
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"Now, for just a few more dollars"
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"we can have an excellent view lot"
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"overlooking the statue of Bambi"
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"or perhaps somewhere near Rin Tin Tin."
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"I think we'll take..."
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"I think we'll take a walk is what we're going to take."
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"There's a lot of extras around here, Mister."
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"The only thing you get here for $25 is a receipt."
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"Felix, no matter what"
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"Albert is not going to get"
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"a limousine procession."
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"Try to remember where you are."
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"I remember where I am."
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"I'm $150 in the hole!"
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"Mr. Madison, I can understand"
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"this is your hour of grief, but you must be practical."
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"The shorter your outbursts"
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"the quicker you can leave."
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"Next question."
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"Yes, when would you like to have the deceased interred?"
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"Soon as possible."
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"Good, immediately then."
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"Now, how many friends"
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"of the deceased can we expect?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"How many mourners?"
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"Well, there's, um..."
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"I suppose the doctor..."
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"Pigeon sisters."
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"Pigeon sisters?"
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"They're people, they're people!"
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"Well, it does seem so hollow"
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"when the deceased bids farewell to this world,"
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"that his peers are not there to see him off."
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"Did he have any bird friends?"
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"Albert had no peers."
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"He was a giant among birds"
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"and they resented him for it!"
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"No mourners."
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"No mourners!"
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"It's so sad."
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"What a waste."
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"Money down the drain."
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"Oh, Oscar!"
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"I feel terrible."
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"I had no idea that his illness was so serious."
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"Don't blame yourself."
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"But I obviously made the wrong diagnosis."
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"We know so little."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we are gathered here today"
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"to bid farewell to... 150 bucks."
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"Shh!"
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"Shh!"
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"To Albert, beloved pet to Felix Unger,"
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"friend of Oscar Madison,"
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"Gwendolyn and Cecily Pigeon..."
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"He remembered us."
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