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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - It's All Over Now, Baby Bird (S01E01)

"in a cold Montreal hotel."
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"I'm gonna get a cup of coffee, I'm going to bed."
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"I got to be up by 4:00,"
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"cover a twi-night double header."
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"If you're so tired, you shouldn't be drinking coffee."
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"I need the energy to go to sleep."
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"Felix..."
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"your clothes are wrinkled."
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"I fell asleep in them."
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"I've never seen your clothes wrinkled before."
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"Oscar, I know this isn't the best time to tell you."
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"You're tired..."
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"No, no, no, I want you to tell me."
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"If it's important enough for you to wrinkle your clothes"
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"I want to know what it is."
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"It's Albert."
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"He's taken sick."
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"He may not make it."
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"Albert's sick, he may not make it?"
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"Oh, my gosh, poor Ethel."
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"Ethel who?"
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"Albert's wife."
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"Albert who?"
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"Albert Firthstead."
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"Oh!"
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"I'm talking about Albert, my parrot."
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"Your parrot?"
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"You scared me half to death."
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"You got yourself wrinkled all over"
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"because of a parrot?"
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"Well, I'm terribly sorry if you're disappointed"
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"that it isn't Albert Firthstead."
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"This Albert happens to mean an awful lot to me."
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"Yeah, but he's a parrot!"
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"And he's sick."
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"Ah, just look at him."
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"Well, if he's sick, take him to a vet."
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"I did."
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"The vet said there's nothing to worry about."
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"I don't like the way he looks."
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"I told you that the day you got him."
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"You never liked Albert, did you?"
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"What's to like?"
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"From the day he arrived,"
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"he took over our house."
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"You never cook our dinner until you cook his dinner."
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"You put the evening paper"
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"in his cage before I get at it."
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"You ever try reading the paper after a parrot's been at it?"
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"You want to talk"
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"about the time your precious Albert"
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"took a piece out of my ear?"
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"A little nip. A little nip!"
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"I had to wear a corn plaster for a week."
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"The vet gave me medicine for him but... he keeps getting worse."
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"It doesn't look good. Good!"
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"You know you're a cruel man?"
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"I'm cruel?!"
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"I'm... Ah, listen, Felix,"
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"if you cared about this bird"
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"I mean, if you really cared about him,"
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"you'd give him his freedom."
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"Here. You just give him a little toss"
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"let him fly out to his freedom."
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"He's too sick to fly, he'd fall."
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"So much the better."
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"I just don't understand"
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"how a big man can hate a little parrot."
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"You know, its not so much that that bird nips my ears,"
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"it's that you pamper him too much."
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"I don't pamper him."
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"Yes, you do."
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"Drink out of a glass for goodness sake."
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"What are you baking at this hour?"
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"Nothing."
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"Oh, it's something, what is it?"
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"It's nothing, it's nothing."
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"Come on, what are you... Aww..."
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"A little birdseed cupcake"
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"in the shape of a heart."
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"I thought it might encourage him to eat."
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"Then you should have made it in the shape of an ear."
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"Those I know he's partial to."
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"You know, your sadistic tendencies come out when you're tired."
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"Good night, Felix."
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"Morning already? Gee, I feel like"
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"I didn't have any sleep at all."
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"Time for Albert's medicine."
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"Every hour on the hour."
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"Yeah, well, don't set the alarm for me."
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"I'm going to sleep till I hear the ump yell, "Play ball!""
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"No, you can't go to sleep."
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"Can't? You watch me give the best imitation you ever saw."
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"No, I need you to help me."
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"Please, you've got to help me give Albert his medicine."
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"It's too difficult to do by myself."
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"You're always telling me how smart that bird is."
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"Get him to give you a hand. Good night."
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"I'm not asking this for myself"
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"I'm asking it for Albert."
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"He hates his medicine and he bites at the dropper."
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"Ah, then you know what he did to my ear."
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"Then it's on your head."
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"Felix, that quack vet said he was all right."
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"You take the word of a quack?"
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"He's a professional quack."
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"Listen, that bird will live just to spite me."
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"But I'll tell you something,"
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"I don't care whether he lives or not."
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"I want to get some sleep."
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"Good night."
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"Is that your last word?"
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""Good night" was my last word."
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"And what about my bird?"
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"Stuff him."
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"I hope you're happy."
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"What is this? What is it?"
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"You heard me."
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"I hope you're happy."
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"You got your wish."
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