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Clips from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

"besides it sometimes being a turn-on to women..."
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"it's not a state you wanna be in when making important decisions..."
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"like going to the press, wouldn't you agree?"
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"No, I wouldn't. We gotta get the word out."
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"Yeah, but you would agree that Paris is the capital of France?"
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"- Wouldn't you agree to that? - Yes, but--"
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"Good. Then we're back in agreement."
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"Your drug is effectively changing the world for the better."
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"It's important that you know that."
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"Have you heard that crack is gone? Crime is down..."
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"and oddly enough, so is tourism."
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"But if I haven't said it before, good job."
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"About the comas..."
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"in war they call that sort of thing ""acceptable losses.''"
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"Like 1 944, the Germans are in France when they should be in Germany..."
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"and it's gonna cost a pretty penny to get them home."
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"What we already know about your drug and what I'm gonna show you..."
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"is that the acceptable losses there are really at about 5%, if that."
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"Chris, it might be very easy here to take the narrow view and say..."
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"""My God, more coma victims, oh, how terrible.''"
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"Chris, I still think that's the narrow view."
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"They're stuck in their happiest memories."
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"Won't you take me to Funky Town"
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"Funky Town"
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"In a situation like this..."
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"you should rely on my experience."
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"When I invented Stummies--"
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"Fuck Stummies!"
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"And you too, Don!"
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"You pushed, boy, you pushed!"
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"Dumb Baxter said the drug was great. I said testing!"
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"And you took away my lab 'cause--"
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"Sure, I lost my virginity, but who do you think--"
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"You pushed, boy, you pushed!"
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"I gotta return Rear Window to the video store and now this!"
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"Comas? Acceptable losses? Late fees?"
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"No, I don't think I will ""fuck Stummies.''"
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"Get your finger out of my face."
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"Don't you touch my finger."
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"- Get your finger out of my face. - Don't you touch my finger."
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"You know, I had such high hopes for you..."
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"but unfortunately you just don't get it."
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"My fucking finger!"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Oh, Wallace?"
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"Wally?"
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"Come on now. Not tonight, we're wearing our suits."
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"No secrets here, remember? No secrets between sailors."
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"You are scum! Do you hear me, soldier?"
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"Terzinsky."
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"- Yes, sir? - See the two enemies by the wall?"
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"Got 'em."
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"You're my best man. Here's the plan."
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"You go over there and fuck them, we'll stay here and masturbate."
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"- Yes, sir! - Go!"
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"There goes a man!"
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"Chris."
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"Chris, I thought you said the drug was ready."
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"I'm confused. I thought you said the drug was ready."
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"Chris, you said the drug was ready."
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"Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank you for your marvelous coma!"
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"Coma! Coma!"
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"Don't go to the media."
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"I gotta go to the media!"
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"I'd like to thank the members of the media who did make it."
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"College radio..."
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"Weapons and Helmets magazine..."
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"of course Girl Beat."
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"Who needs the networks anyway?"
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"Okay then, follow me."
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"I'm gonna take you to where Roritor hides its terrible secret."
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"A secret that I'm responsible for."
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"I accept my part in this and ask you to brace yourselves..."
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"as you bear witness to Roritor's..."
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"hideousness!"
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"Can you spare five minutes, Chris?"
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"No, Marv! I'm going to expose the comas!"
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"I can help if you'll come with me."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Let's go."
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"Afraid it's the other way, Chris."
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"All right, everyone, stay together. Tight unit."
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"I'm glad that you and Don have come to your senses..."
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"and realize that you can't--"
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"What is this?"
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"This is the real press conference."
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"The real press conference?"
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"There's food."
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"Ladies and everyone..."
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"we've been joined by Dr. Chris Cooper."
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"And thanks to Dr. Cooper..."
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"we're pleased to announce that we're breaking ground..."
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"on the first of ten new Roritor Comatoriums."
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"Now I'd like to introduce you to our first lucky resident."
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"There, there, old darling."
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"It's Mrs. Hurdicure."
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"What a wonderful visit we're having to Roritor's new Comatorium..."
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"where my mother will be cared for, washed and read to."
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"- We envy her. - Yes, we do."
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"But we will settle for this cashier's check..."
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"for $ 1 0,000."
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"Which families receive if a lucky loved one goes to a better place--"
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"their happiest memory."
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"Wow, that's a lot of money! How pleasing!"
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"Wait!"
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"That's not what I invented the drug for."
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"I mean, does she look happy?"
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"Yes."
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"Okay granted, she looks happy."
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"But people are supposed to be depressed sometimes!"
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"We invented the drug for people too depressed to get off the floor."
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"Not because you missed your bus..."
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"or you don't look good in a yellow hat."
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"That's just wrong."
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"Tell 'em, Chris."
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"I mean, without his pain and his sadness..."
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"could Van Gogh have painted all that stuff?"
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"I know that's not an actual Van Gogh, but still my point is..."
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