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Clips from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

"Hey, show some respect, you homeless piece of shit!"
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"Okay, I am going to tell you a story now about how people..."
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"like that sad, pathetic prick back there, found happiness."
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"But it is not a happy story, okay?"
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"I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy?"
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"Because when I was a little boy, my mother sang me a song."
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"It went like this.:"
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"Life is short. Life is shit."
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"And soon it will be over."
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"But for you, my friends, this story is just beginning."
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"Some days it's dark"
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"Some days I work"
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"I work alone"
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"I walk alone"
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"Unknown"
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"Sweetness"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Laughter"
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"Or not"
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"Mr. November."
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"Mr. December."
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"Hi, kids. Where's your father?"
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"He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn."
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"- Again? - Yeah."
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"- Hey, kids. - Hey, Dad."
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"I was just taking a shower. Yep, just had myself a shower."
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"Shower?"
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"Honey, you're home!"
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"Wally, you're hurting me."
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"I'm just so glad you're home."
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"Baby, get in the vehicle."
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"I'm not getting in that vehicle!"
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"Baby, this is my gift to you."
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"What? Gift?"
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"It's not a gift. You freaking stole this."
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"I stole it to make it up to you."
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"Then tell me this."
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"How can you sleep with my best friend and then tell me about it?"
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"Sure I told you, but don't shoot the messenger."
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"You can say good-bye to this!"
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"No, baby. You know I need that."
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"Wave bye-bye, baby. Never any more Romeo."
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"How about a farewell one, baby?"
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"I'll see ya in my dreams, you cheating, lying, backstabbing freak!"
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"I'm sorry, I don't understand German."
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"I can't go on. This is bullshit!"
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"Grivo! Grivo!"
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"I think I just may have something."
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"Easy, easy, Patient 957."
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"And open."
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"What will this do?"
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"Well, what it does is..."
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"reaches into your brain, chemically..."
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"and locates your happiest memory, chemically."
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"Then locks on to that emotion and freezes it, chemically..."
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"and then it keeps your happy happy."
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"Chris? She's depressed, not stupid."
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"Come on, just take it."
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"All right."
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"Coming!"
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"- Merry Christmas. Kiss Grandma. - Presents!"
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"That's all right."
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"Sorry we were a few hours late. The kids hate old people."
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"That's all right as long as we're all together now."
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"- Good point. How's your health? - Good.Just some sciatica."
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"These action heroes are from last year, dummy!"
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"I hear Dad's dead. Is that eggnog?"
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"Yeah. Have yourself a glass. I gotta check on the bird."
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"I thought we'd have yams this year."
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"I got a Butterball. Last year's was so dry."
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"They're the best--"
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"Gotta go. Come on, kids, in the car."
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"Sorry, Mom, we gotta go. Hey, you got that gift for my mom?"
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"Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas, Mother Hurdicure."
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"- Thanks. I wonder what that is. - It's a harmonica."
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"Well, see ya next year."
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"Oh, that was lovely."
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"Look, she's smiling."
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"- She is. - Oh, my."
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"Calm down.Just calm down."
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"Calm down!"
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"How do you feel, Patient 957?"
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"Like a fresh towel drying on the line on a summer's day."
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"Oh, I feel like a little worm..."
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"peeking its head out of the ground after a rainstorm..."
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"and seeing no robin."
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"I feel like God's rubbing my tummy!"
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"I haven't felt this happy since my son came to visit at Christmas."
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"- This could be it. - It's a strong ""maybe.''"
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"It could be it."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"I think we got it! Yeah!"
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"And who are you?"
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"Just a guy."
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"We're commencing final approach."
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"Any clue as to his mood today?"
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"I'm sorry, I can't get a sense of his mood."
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"Sock color?"
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"Red socks."
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"Red socks! Red socks!"
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"Red socks!"
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"Let's keep going."
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"Let's work together."
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"Good morning, Don."
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"Good morning, Don."
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"Didn't we say good morning yesterday, Marv?"
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"Yeah, I guess we did, Don."
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"Don, how did the board of directors' meeting go?"
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"Can I have the room for a minute?"
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"Everybody out!"
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"My empire is..."
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"crumbling!"
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"Right. Everyone back in."
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"To answer your question, Natalie..."
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"the board of directors was a little concerned..."
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"that we didn't have a ""Back to School'' drug or ""Christmas'' drug."
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"We didn't have an ""International Women's Day'' drug."
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"Exactly."
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"I tried to remind them that when I invented Stummies..."
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"Yes, Don, thank God that you did."
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