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Clips from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

"- No, I couldn't. - Come on!"
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
"Ladies, don't you wanna see him wiggle his hips? I do."
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"I'm more of a scientist than a wiggler."
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"Get up!"
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"He does look like a young Tom Jones."
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"When we come back..."
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"we're gonna give Dr. Cooper a compete makeover."
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"Chris, wiggle us out!"
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"Soak it up, you ugly sponge."
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"You go, Dr. Chris!"
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"Did you see that Nina Bedford Show this morning?"
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"Yeah, that thing about toast fucking."
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"Toast fucking?"
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"It's a new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast."
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"The show this morning was about that new drug."
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"Must've been a dream I had."
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"I hope so."
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"Pitter patter, let's get at her."
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"Hang on a second. I gotta drain the snake."
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"Drain the snake."
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"Lights off, asshole."
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"Cop! Run!"
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"Freeze!"
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"I'm your nightmare, mister! Freeze!"
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"Freeze!"
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"I got one."
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"- Officer-- They stole my wallet. - Down."
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"Down on the ground. Get down on the ground."
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"We always win."
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"Would you step out of the car, please, sir?"
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"It's all a big misunderstanding."
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"Like a Three's Company episode."
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"Somebody came in the wrong door and all hell broke loose."
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"Doreen!"
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"Oh, Wally."
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"We didn't charge him."
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"We thought bringing him home bare naked was punishment enough."
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"Were the handcuffs totally necessary, Officer?"
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"Actually, that was your husband's idea."
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"Thanks for dropping him off. Good night."
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"I don't understand how a man can get up to these park shenanigans..."
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"with a lovely piece of ass like yourself waiting at home."
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"Thank you, I guess."
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"You're welcome."
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"Honey, I think you've got a right to know what happened."
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"- Wally, please don't. - No, no, no."
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"I went out driving, because as you know I love driving..."
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"when suddenly I had to take the biggest pee in the world."
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"So I saw this washroom."
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"I stopped in, but it was full of those ""types.''"
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"You know, queers and queens."
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"So one of them tried to kiss me..."
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"and I said, ""No! No, no.''"
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"But he just kept kissing me. Why would he do that?"
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"Well, didn't you tell me that you had..."
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"gripped him by the buttocks and pulled him closer?"
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"Yes, but that was 'cause I was concerned that he might fall."
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"Doctor, his pants were down around his goddamn ankles."
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"Doctor, why do those-- you know--"
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"those ""types'' keep thinking that I'm one of them?"
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"Because you are one of them."
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"You are gay."
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"You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight."
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"You're gay. I know it, your family knows it. Dogs know it!"
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"Everyone seems to know it except you!"
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"Why am I not aware of it?"
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"It's called denial."
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"Look, Doctor, are you just gonna sit there..."
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"and spew psychiatric mumbo jumbo at me all day?"
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"No, I'm just gonna write you a prescription..."
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"for the drug."
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"The drug?"
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"Yes. Gleemonex. It's new."
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"I don't normally like to do this, but you're a special case."
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"Will I still be in denial?"
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"No, it's to be hoped that you'll just be gay."
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"- Casey's on it. - Futura's on it."
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"- Robbie's on it. - Seven's on it."
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"-Josh is on it. - Sky is on it."
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"Of course Sky is on it. Sky's on everything."
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"- Yeah, including you. - Once!"
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"Yeah, well?"
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"It's made from monkey come, you know."
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"Pardon me?"
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"The drug. It's made from monkey come."
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"They keep these monkeys locked in a room all day."
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"Then they make them jack off."
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"Then they take the come and boil it. That's what the drug is made of."
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"Ah! They make them jack off?"
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"Oh, yeah, they show them this animal pornography."
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"Really kinky stuff like two dogs making love with a cat..."
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"or a bat and a pig."
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"That's bullshit!"
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"You two, out of my cab!"
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"I don't like that kind of language."
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"- You're obviously not on it. - Move it out of here!"
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"You're not getting dollar one, you ugly man!"
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"I don't give a crap, you stupid slinky whore!"
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"-Is he coming out? -I hear he's too depressed to go on."
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"It's gonna be amazing, eh?"
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"Hold it!"
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"I wanna talk about drugs."
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"Heroin!"
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"No, not heroin."
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"Speed!"
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"No, not speed."
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"Hashish!"
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"No, not even hashish."
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"Horse tranquilizers?"
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"Not horse tranquilizers."
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"I just heard about this new drug that makes you happy."
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"I just wanna say--"
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"Fuck happy!"
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"Well, Marv..."
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"are they in?"
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"Yes, Don, the grosses are in."
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"Well?"
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"I think it's important to remember..."
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"these things are never as bad as they may seem at first."
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"The data can be interpreted in many ways. Bear that in mind."
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