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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Rich Man, Porn Man (S01E01)

"Is it today already?"
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"AVERY: Go away! I got a gun."
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"Wait, Miss Avery, it's me, the Super."
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"Okay, look... (SCREAMS)"
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"(HAMMERING)"
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"I appreciate your hard work, boys, but it's over."
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"Thurgood, where is everyone?"
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"They ain't coming."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Lazy, no good..."
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"I tell you, they can kiss my ashy black elbow."
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"Thurgood, you can't give up just 'cause they did."
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"This theater is your dream."
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"Yeah, but we all know what happens to a dream deferred."
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"It dries up like a... Like a, um..."
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"Muriel, what the hell happens to a dream deferred?"
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"It dries up like a raisin in the sun."
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"No, that ain't it!"
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"You should have paid more attention to your learnings!"
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"Thurgood, you're just gonna have to accept"
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"that if this place is gonna be built,"
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"it's you who has to build it."
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"But if you think that these children"
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"don't deserve a magical dream palace,"
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"well, then you just forget all about"
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"the Thurgood Stubbs Neighborhood Theater."
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"You're right."
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"Muriel, we'll do it for the children."
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"We've got to do it for the children!"
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"I wonder if we should get a liquor license."
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"You know what's keeping me going, Muriel?"
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"Knowing that we're building a place"
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"where these kids can be safe."
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"Calvin! What the hell are you doing?"
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"With the grain. Always cut with the grain."
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"THURGOOD: That ain't cotton candy, boy."
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"Aw!"
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"Oh."
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"Gentlemen... Start your weenies!"
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"Could you brown mine just a touch? (COOING)"
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"So, Super, tomorrow's opening night."
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"What movies did you get, anyway?"
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"Movies?"
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"Don't tell me you forgot the movies!"
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"Uh, don't worry."
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"I'll just go down to the corner store."
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"Tarnell always comes through in a clutch."
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"(SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE)"
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"Hey!"
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"Tarnell. Hey, Tarnell."
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"'Sup, Supe?"
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"I need something."
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"Tell Tarnell."
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"I need you to get me some movies for my theater."
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"No problem, man. Cherry pie."
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"Movies that excite people."
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"I said pie!"
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"You know, the kind that bring people together."
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"Cobbler, Betty Crocker!"
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"Put some fannies in the seats."
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"Popover with the freaky, flaky crust!"
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"But I just want... I'm Duncan Hines, Betty Crocker!"
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"All right. As long as we understand each other."
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"Muriel, it looks beautiful."
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"And I got to tell you, baby."
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"I could not have done this without you."
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"Well, Thurgood, behind every strong black man"
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"is a strong black woman."
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"Yeah, you ain't lying."
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"I seen you toting them 50-pound bags of cement."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"I'd like to welcome you all"
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"to the Thurgood Stubbs Neighborhood Theater."
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"(APPLAUSE)"
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"CALVIN: Way to go, Super!"
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"JIMMY: Hey, quiet down."
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"Why don't you quiet down?"
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"Don't talk to my husband like that."
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"It's the only way I can talk."
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"No doubt about it, Muriel."
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"We're a community again."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"MAN: I'm here to fix the sink."
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"Hey, he's a plumber, just like me."
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"WOMAN: First, could you check my pipes?"
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"MAN: All right, but I'm gonna have to get out the big tool."
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"(ZIPPER UNZIPPING)"
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"That's not like you."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Thurgood!"
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"This is a porno movie!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"A porno movie? In my crack house?"
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"This is an outrage!"
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"This is all the Super's fault."
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"No, no, this wasn't the plan."
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"Smut monger."
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"Uh, please... Please don't leave."
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"Oh, my God. How did this happen?"
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"How did this happen?"
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"Tarnell!"
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"What have you done?"
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"This is what you wanted, right?"
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"You told me you'd get me a good movie!"
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"You said it'd be cherry pie!"
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"It is!"
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"The midnight show's sold out."
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"You gonna be rich!"
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"(THURGOOD GROANING)"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Where is everybody?"
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"Look, every minute we waste, my theater shows another minute of Men in Back!"
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"Thurgood, just calm down."
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"We'll close that theater. Don't worry."
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"Everyone is just as disgusted as you."
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"It's Thurgood!"
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