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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Rich Man, Porn Man (S01E01)

"ALL CHANTING: Go, Thurgood, King of Porno."
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"Go, Thurgood, King of Porno."
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"Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?"
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"What you all doing? Where'd you get all this stuff from?"
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"We bought it with the profits from your smut house."
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"You made us large, sugar daddy."
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"Mickey D's made you large, and I ain't your sugar daddy."
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"Muriel, you like my new coat?"
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"It's genuine panda."
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"Go on, girl. Feel it. It's endangered."
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"Muriel, don't touch that."
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"Jimmy, let me tell you something."
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"Your wife shouldn't be spending that money."
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"It's ill-gotten booty from ill-gotten booty."
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"It's all cool, brother."
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"You in for a taste."
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"Have you people lost your minds?"
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"You can't do this! It's wrong."
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"As the superintendent of this building,"
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"I'm putting my foot down! (BEEPING)"
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"Ow! Get out of my way!"
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"Mrs. Avery!"
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"Hi, Thurgood."
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"How are you?"
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"You're as bad as the Man."
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"You just can't stand to see us brothers get ahead."
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"He ain't black!"
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"Muriel, will you say something, please?"
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"Well, they do have a point."
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"It's about time we were the big ballers"
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"and shot callers."
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"Yeah, that's true. That's what Puffy say."
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"But that doesn't change the fact that we're"
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"trying to do something good for the community."
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"But we have done good."
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"We started a college fund for Juicy."
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"I'm going to Howard Johnson's."
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"No. No."
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"You're going to Howard."
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"Aw!"
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"And we bought Mr. Sanchez"
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"a hands-free apparatus for his voice box."
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"Now, I'm not so self-conscious."
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"Y'all just don't get it, do you?"
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"Hey, open up, open up!"
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"I want you to take back your theater and give me back my dollar."
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"HUD LADY: Name. Thurgood Stubbs."
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"The pornographer!"
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"No, I'm not just a pornographer."
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"I'm a janitor, too."
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"A janitor who made a mistake"
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"of trying to clean up his community."
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"Yeah, yeah, well, this just came for you."
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""Small businessman of the year"?"
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"Look, if you think this is gonna make me"
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"change my mind, then you're wrong."
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"HUD ain't gonna help me? Fine."
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"I'm gonna tear down this porn house myself!"
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"This is Thurgood Stubb's last night in the porno business."
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"I'm pulling out, and you're going down."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Oh."
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"Fire! Everybody get out."
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"Fire! Fire!"
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"The roof! The roof!"
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"The roof is on fire!"
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"ALL CHANTING: We don't need no water, let the..."
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"ALL: Burn! Burn!"
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"ALL: Burn!"
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"All right, you. You're under arrest."
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"For what?"
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"For yelling fire in a crowded theater"
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"and inciting a riot."
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"They weren't rioting. They were singing."
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"Tell it to the judge."
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"Hey!"
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"ALL: Ho!"
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"Hey!"
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"ALL: Ho!"
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"I didn't know it was karaoke night."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"(SINGING GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE)"
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"(GAVEL POUNDING) Your honor,"
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"ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"if you would just let me please explain,"
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"you'll see I did absolutely nothing wrong."
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"You see, I was at this crack house,"
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"and I wanted everybody to see it, so I faked a fire alarm."
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"Then I gave the kids some power tools,"
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"and we turned it into a porno theater."
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"But I didn't want a porno theater."
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"I had to do something,"
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"so I pushed the boy out of the wheelchair,"
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"stole an ax, and burned the theater to the ground."
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"I thank you."
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"Did I mention I was small businessman of the year?"
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"Man, the Super sure messed things up."
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"He makes me sick! Hope he rots in jail."
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"Mmm-hmm!"
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"Hi, Muriel."
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"You don't fool me, Miss Avery."
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"I know you been trashing my Goodie!"
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"(SCOFFS) She saw right through me."
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"You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
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"How many times has Thurgood had his hand down your toilets?"
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"And Miss Avery, he even fixed yours!"
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"Well, if you don't need him,"
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"then you got your wish,"
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"because I ain't got the money to bail him out!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Muriel's got a point."
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"Thurgood was only trying to help us."
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"Yep. Super may be a blockhead,"
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"but he sure did get us a nice Christmas tree."
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"(DOOR SLAMS IN DISTANCE)"
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"MAN: It's almost 11:00."
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"You really should come to bed."
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"Uh... I'm just not tired."
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