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Clips from The Monkees - Monkee vs. Machine (S01E01)

"Give me a chance."
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"I'm sorry. You're rejected."
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"Why do I have to talk to a machine?"
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"Why couldn't I talk to a human being?"
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"Because nitwit. A machine avoids the human error,"
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"the human error, the human error."
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"No experience and no training necessary, and I couldn't even get that job."
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"That machine was ten times smarter than me."
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"Look man, that's okay."
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"Besides, you got something that the machine don't have."
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"You got friends."
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"Hey, you got some friends Pete? Bring 'em over some day."
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"Tell me exactly what happened to you."
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"The machine put you down, right? And so you started getting flustered."
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"Oh wow."
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"Okay, tell me step by step by step what happened."
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"Well, I was in this room alone with this machine,"
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"and then the machine started asking me questions like..."
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"What is your name?"
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"Nesmith, what's yours?"
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"What?"
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"Thank you Mr. What. What's your first name?"
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"It's not What."
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"Mr. Notwhat What."
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"And what is your occupation?"
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"I am not Notwhat. I am computer DJ 61."
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"Oh, you're a DJ. Look, I bet you've got a great record collection."
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"Tell me about your mother and father."
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"My mother was a duplicating machine."
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"Sex?"
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"Oh, I bet you're a real swinger when you're turned on."
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"Dirty old man."
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"Wait, I am not programmed for these questions."
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"Oh, you want a different program. Like oh, here, um..."
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"What's going on in here? Ah."
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"What happened DJ 61?"
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"Stop it! Stop that!"
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"Nasty, nasty!"
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"Tell me about it. Speak to me. Speak to me."
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"IQ 198."
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"Incredible. Never registered this high before. My boy, you're a genius!"
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"You confounded the most intricate machine in America. Do you realise that?"
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"Marvelous. I want you to meet our President."
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"Good morning Mr. President."
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"Uh, I just wanna say that I fully support your"
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"war on poverty, and I hope you continue..."
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