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Clips from The Monkees - Too Many Girls (S01E01)

"I'm not gonna fall in love and leave ya."
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"Yeah, you bet you're not. She said twenty-four hours, right?"
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"Okay, well, for the next twenty-four hours,"
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"we're gonna insulate you from women. Ah ha ha."
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"But that's half the world!"
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"Half the world, half the world! Half the, half the, half the."
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"That's their house, Fern. By now,"
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"they'll have decided to try to keep him out of circulation,"
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"but you know what to do."
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"Whatever you say, mother."
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"Which half? This half. This half the world."
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"Which half of the world? Is it, half the world-"
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"It's a girl. Go away. What are you doing?"
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"Will you stop it, please? Let me go! Come on."
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"Oh, it's okay; it's only a girl scout."
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"Oh, gosharooney; it's only a girl scout."
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"Let me go, please."
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"Hi, I'm a little girl scout,"
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"and I want to know if you'll buy my cookies, please?"
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"Girl scout!"
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"[yelling]"
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"Peter, not you! Girl scout my... [cuckoo]."
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"Hey, come on, Davy, let's play some cards."
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"I'm going crazy. You can't lock me up like this."
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"Why are you doing it to me? You can't lock me up like an animal."
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"I know why he's doing it; it's 'cause I'm short,"
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"that's why. I'm short. That's it."
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"- Davy? - What?"
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"Will you please come on and play some cards?"
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"Alright, deal 'em. It's a girl."
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"I'll get it."
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"Hm. It is a girl. Get him upstairs."
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"Not me, him!"
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"I'm from the Dubois Photo Studio, and, uh,"
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"I would like to know if you would like a free sample picture for use in,"
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"uh, passports, picture albums, or publicity releases?"
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"That sounds cool."
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"Alright, now hold it. Oh, it's just perfect."
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"Stay right there. Now hold it, hold it!"
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"Now, wait a minute. I thought there were four of you."
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"He's upstairs."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh! Huh huh. Hold it! Hold it!"
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"I'm blind! I'm blind!"
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"I can't see! Who turned on the dark? What's happening?"
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"Hey, wait a minute! Hold it there, shotgun!"
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"Ahh!"
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"Right."
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"Okay, fellas, that's it."
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"This is a free country, and I am going out."
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"- No. - I'm leaving. I'm leaving now."
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"No, no, no. No, sorry."
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"Listen, the only way you're gonna keep me here is to tie me down."
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"Chain me down. That's how you're gonna keep me here."
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"Relax, Davy. Watch television."
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"There's a western on about some guy building a railroad."
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"Well, how 'bout the railroad?"
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"Need rails, a new flat car, rebuilding that bridge'll cost money."
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"Dave, you got the soul of a bookkeeper."
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"Why don't we start with a bottle of champagne,"
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"and maybe a poker game, and-"
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"Ben, you've enjoyed, uh, a rock slide, and a cattle drive,"
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"and-and a full scale ride."
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"How'd you like to have a small personal reward?"
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"Now just a minute. Whose railroad is this anyway?"
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"Ours."
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"Alright, but at least we can start with a bottle of champagne."
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"After that, if we have to..."
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"But he was chained to chair!"
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"It's a letter for Davy. Special delivery, a heh."
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"Man, what could possibly make a person go dragging a chair across the city?"
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"Don't worry, dearie. If I know that boy,"
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"he's bound to fall for this one. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"Says, "Dear Mr. Jones, you've been"
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"- That'd do it. - Yeah."
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"Davy loose at a beauty contest."
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"Man, we're sunk."
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"How fast can he move dragging a chair?"
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"Yeah, that's a-uh!"
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"What was that?"
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"I don't know, but you touched me, and I heard music."
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"My name's David Jones, and... I think I love you."
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"We're too late."
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"I myself am deeply jealous."
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"Hey, that's the lady that predicted all this."
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"Come on. Hello. Would you like to sit down?"
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"- Oh, yes. - Sit right there."
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"Thank you, my dear. Thank you."
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"I wanted Fern to meet you. It happened"
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"just like she said it did when-when she read my tea leaves."
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"Uh, let me look into your future, my dear."
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"Oh, I see a great opportunity ahead for you."
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"You're going to appear on a television program."
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"Hey, that's right. She told me about that. She's gonna be on The Amateur Hour."
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"And you'll be appearing with a young man."
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"You'll be a great success. And that young man is you, young man!"
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"Me? No, it can't be me."
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"I'm a member of a group; I'm a Monkee."
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"Yes, yes, of course."
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"Couldn't you just do it for me this Sunday?"
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"Well, we don't have another job, so-"
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"Oh, thank you, Davy."
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"- Hi Davy. - Hey, Davy, what's happening?"
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"Hiya, fellas! Hey, hey, guess-guess what?"
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"Fern and I are going to be on The Amateur Hour on TV."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"Hey! What, what? Come on, fellas."
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"No way, Charlie. I'm sorry, Davy."
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"I'm only trying to help her."
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"Yeah, right, we understand."
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"Alright, fellas, you asked for it."
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"A man in love has the strength of thousands."
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"Come on, Fern. Let's rehearse."
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"Phone's ringing."
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"Hello?"
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"Is Mrs. Badderly there?"
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"No, she isn't."
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"Eh, would you give her a message?"
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"This is Mr. Hack of The Amateur Hour."
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