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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Master Debater (S01E01)

"[forced chuckle]"
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"Right. Well, yeah, and I would have stopped myself,"
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"but I was having drinks with the girls across town"
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"and I was in a big hurry. [chuckles]"
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"She got a promotion, Sheila did, so we were celebrating."
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"Anyway... Um..."
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"I know that I've been acting... [giggles] stressed out lately,"
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"but I want you both to know we are all good here."
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"-Okay? -Okay."
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"Okay. Come here."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[kissing]"
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"Love y'all."
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"She was lying."
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"No, she wasn't. You're so dramatic."
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"Lack of eye contact, quickly changing the subject,"
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"and since when does Mom ride in an Uber?"
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"She says that she hates them because they smell like people."
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"What does Mom have to lie about?"
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"I don't know, but she's obviously hiding something."
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"We just have to figure out what it is."
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"No, we don't."
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"We both know Mom can be a bit much sometimes"
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"but actually, with all things considered, she's been pretty cool to me lately,"
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"and I think that she deserves the benefit of the doubt."
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"Of course she's been cool to you."
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"You're her favorite."
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"I don't have that luxury."
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"I can see her way more clearly than you can."
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"You're... a parakeet living in her gilded cage."
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"I look nothing like a parakeet."
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"An eagle maybe, or, like, a really pretty hawk."
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"Nope. You're a tiny blonde parakeet"
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"and I'm a sexy, wise raven"
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"living outside the cage with no access to bird food or water."
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"She's up to something."
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"I'm gonna figure out what."
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"Wow, you are really taking this "sex-gave-me-X-ray-vision" thing"
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"to a whole new level."
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"It's right there in front of our faces, Sterl."
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"Or you're making it up out of boredom,"
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"like that summer the pool shut down"
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"and you thought that Mrs. Miller across the street was burying a body."
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"[grunts] Who gardens at one in the morning?"
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"Like, nobody!"
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"[people chattering]"
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"Sterling! You look amazing."
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"I know you're gonna do great today."
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"And I..."
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"[groans] I can't."
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"I attempted to picture you as someone I love and respect,"
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"but it's too much work."
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"-Even God rested on the seventh day. -Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"Wu! Wu! Wu!"
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"There he is. Craig Wu."
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"Last year's champion, this year's roadkill."
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"And not the cute kind where they look like they're sleeping."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"[people chattering]"
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"Hey."
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"-[Blair] Hey. -Hey."
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"Um, I don't know if I could do this whole Geekster thing."
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"I mean, I'm excited to explore but I--"
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"But nothing. Just pick one and hop on."
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"Okay. What does that even mean?"
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"It means don't overthink it."
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"You've never even kissed another guy."
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"Just experiment."
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"You're in the driver's seat."
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"What?"
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"Am I just supposed to walk up to one of these guys"
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"and be, like, "Hey, do you want to make out with me?""
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"Whoa."
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"Your tongue is scratchy."
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"Like a cat's."
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"Did you like it?"
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"Yeah, I did."
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"Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons."
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"Good luck on your debate."
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"Welcome."
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"Morning."
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"I'm here for my free yogurt."
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"-Do you have your coupon? -Yes, sir. Got it right here."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, if you just follow me into my office and fill out some paperwork,"
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"we'll get you your yogurt."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Welcome to the party, my bro."
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"I'm gonna sue y'all, I really am."
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"Do I still get the yogurt?"
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"Sure, we'll give it to you on your way to jail."
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"I mean, everybody's parents have stuff they don't want you to know about."
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"Doesn't mean it's all secret, evil Darth Vader stuff."
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"Then why hide it?"
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"Look, if she's spending this much energy lying about it,"
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"it must be serious."
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"Not necessarily."
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"Take my mom,"
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"the first and only African-American female senator from our district."
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"-Mm-hm. -Check it, she doesn't know I know this"
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"but before her last election, she went to a tanning salon."
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"What?"
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"Her media consultant said that her skin tone"
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"polls differently in different regions"
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"based on the socio-economic makeup."
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"-I-- -Yeah, I don't know."
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"She had this big debate coming up."
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"Let's just say she went from latte to mocha."
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"By the time we got to Bankhead, she was black, no sugar."
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"-No! [laughs] -[approaching footsteps]"
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"Well, hello there, Miles."
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"I didn't know that you two were here..."
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"alone. Hm."
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"Seems like I could have gotten a text about that."
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"Uh, Dad's out back in the wood shop whittling ducks."
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"Good, money right in our pockets."
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"Well, hello, Miss Wesley. You look very nice today."
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"Oh, well, thank you."
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