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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Pigeon Has Come Home to Roost (S03E03)

(BLEEP) some rich housewife and bragged about stealing the 400 million

"(BLEEP) some rich housewife and bragged about stealing the 400 million"

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from the Albanian mafia.

"from the Albanian mafia."

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Well, turns out that housewife was married to a lawyer

"Well, turns out that housewife was married to a lawyer"

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for the Albanian mafia.

"for the Albanian mafia."

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So, I knew it wouldn't be long before they came for me here.

"So, I knew it wouldn't be long before they came for me here."

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So, to end it once and for all,

"So, to end it once and for all,"

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I decided to let them kill me.

"I decided to let them kill me."

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Or at least think they did.

"Or at least think they did."

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I met a guy. A failed actor, who'd recently been diagnosed with a terminal ailment

"I met a guy. A failed actor, who'd recently been diagnosed with a terminal ailment"

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of some kind, and wanted to end his life.

"of some kind, and wanted to end his life."

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We did a bunch of cocaine and he agreed to have

"We did a bunch of cocaine and he agreed to have"

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facial and vocal reconstructive surgery to look and sound like me.

"facial and vocal reconstructive surgery to look and sound like me."

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Once I knew the Albanian mafia was watching the house,

"Once I knew the Albanian mafia was watching the house,"

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I sent him out in the street

"I sent him out in the street"

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to be run over by another guy.

"to be run over by another guy."

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Who I had also met and done cocaine with that same night.

"Who I had also met and done cocaine with that same night."

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Who said he needed to kill somebody to join a gang.

"Who said he needed to kill somebody to join a gang."

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Do Mike and the team know?

"Do Mike and the team know?"

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What they don't know

"What they don't know"

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will keep them alive.

"will keep them alive."

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Not for very long.

"Not for very long."

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You see my name is Amir Bakshimi.

"You see my name is Amir Bakshimi."

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You've heard this name, yes?

"You've heard this name, yes?"

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You took my money.

"You took my money."

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And now I'm here to take your life.

"And now I'm here to take your life."

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Ah, how?

"Ah, how?"

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I also paid $100 million to have surgery to make me

"I also paid $100 million to have surgery to make me"

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look and sound like someone else.

"look and sound like someone else."

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I'm gonna start by cutting off your wings.

"I'm gonna start by cutting off your wings."

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I wonder if Pigeon wings taste as good as chicken wings.

"I wonder if Pigeon wings taste as good as chicken wings."

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You'll have to tell me.

"You'll have to tell me."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Oh (BLEEP).

"Oh (BLEEP)."

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Good thing I had my pistol.

"Good thing I had my pistol."

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I keep it with me and loaded.

"I keep it with me and loaded."

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You know my landlord situation.

"You know my landlord situation."

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What? What the (BLEEP) is going on?

"What? What the (BLEEP) is going on?"

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Congratulations, Deezy.

"Congratulations, Deezy."

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You passed the test.

"You passed the test."

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You are now an official member

"You are now an official member"

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of the Mike Tyson Mystery Team.

"of the Mike Tyson Mystery Team."

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What was the test?

"What was the test?"

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Killing someone.

"Killing someone."

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We all had to kill someone to join the team.

"We all had to kill someone to join the team."

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You're one of us now.

"You're one of us now."

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Wait a second.

"Wait a second."

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So, this whole thing was like, an elaborate plan?

"So, this whole thing was like, an elaborate plan?"

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(STAMMERS) I didn't wanna kill someone.

"(STAMMERS) I didn't wanna kill someone."

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Too late.

"Too late."

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You're in.

"You're in."

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You got what you wanted.

"You got what you wanted."

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Am I going to jail?

"Am I going to jail?"

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No. We operate above the law.

"No. We operate above the law."

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We're a special secret government strike team.

"We're a special secret government strike team."

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Also known as the Mike Tyson Special Secret Government Strike Team.

"Also known as the Mike Tyson Special Secret Government Strike Team."

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