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Clips from Reservation Dogs - Uncle Brownie (S01E01)

"Damn!"
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"Get out of here. I got work to do."
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"Hey. Ha‐ha!"
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"Whoo‐hee! Hot doggie! (laughing)"
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"Oh... Oh! (laughing)"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Thank you, creator! My medicine!"
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"Oh!"
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"It's really good old stuff."
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"(sniffs, sighs) Look at that."
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"Finally found it. Man, I buried that 15 years ago."
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"Why don't you just get your weed card? It's legal now."
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"Cause I ain't no fool, fool."
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"I ain't smoking no government‐sanctioned weed."
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"GMO nightmare!"
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"Plus, I don't like the new weed."
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"I‐I like this old shit."
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"‐Same age as me. ‐Yeah."
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"Burns right."
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"You can smoke 15 joints in one sitting."
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"Oh, fuck. 15‐year‐old bug. Never mind."
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"Yuck. How could you not see that?"
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"‐(Brownie exclaiming) ‐That is mean!"
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"‐(bug fluttering) ‐Wow."
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"Sheesh. What is it you want, anyway?"
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"We need your help, Uncle."
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"We need to learn to fight. This one just got his ass beat."
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"(scoffs) You know, I don't mess with kids."
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"You know, kids just slow you down."
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"I told you he can't fight, man. Let's just go."
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"I can't fight? What?"
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"Swish!"
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"I could've stabbed Andrew Jackson in his ugly old face"
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"‐if I wanted to. ‐I was just telling them"
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"that you hold the record for most knockouts in one night"
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"at Ol' Muggy's Bar. Ten people."
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"Ten people? (scoffs)"
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"I knocked out 20 people one night."
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"Plus a cop."
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"‐BARTENDER: Cop? ‐(grunting)"
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"‐Time. ‐(cheering)"
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"I counted 20, including the cop."
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"Watch it. Watch for the fist."
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"Ah, the heat was too hot in town."
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"That's when I became a recluse,"
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"and I moved out here."
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"I only go to town to borrow some flower from my cousin, Frank."
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"I live off the land, mainly."
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"Looks like you go to Sonics a lot."
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"Why are you here?"
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"I don't have to listen to you."
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"And you're all just kids."
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"I don't like kids. Leave me alone."
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"(sighs) All right."
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"‐Fine then. ‐Sko."
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"It's just a waste of time."
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"I never saw that picture of her before."
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"There she is."
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"Ol' Cookie. She was a good one."
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"We grew up like siblings, me and her."
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"You could see her smile from the highway."
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"I don't, I don't remember her."
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"Yeah, you were probably just little, ennit?"
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"Yeah. I wa‐‐ I was three."
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"Three years old."
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"You think, uh, you could tell me more about her, Uncle?"
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"No, I can't."
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"All right."
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"Hey. I... I can't because I'll cry."
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"It's not because I don't want to."
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"Okay."
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"See you, Uncle."
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"WILLIE JACK: Fuck that shape‐shifter."
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"Okay. Okay. I‐I'll, uh, teach you all a few things."
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"But you gotta take me to town to sell my weed."
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"Give me 30 bucks."
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"‐Oh... ‐30 bucks?"
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"Sounds good."
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"Fuck. Good. All right."
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"I got the front seat. (chuckles)"
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"What the fuck is that?"
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"‐Fuck. ‐Fuck."
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"‐Oh, fuck! ‐Shit, it got bigger."
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"What the fuck is that? I'm not getting in that car."
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"It's a deer that some white people hit"
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"and left on the side of the road."
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"Man, that's nasty. You put it in the trunk?"
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"We were gonna cook it up tonight for backstraps."
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"Well, you got to gut it and butcher it."
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"But you don't put it in the trunk."
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"‐Aye‐lah! ‐Yeah, that's no fucking good."
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"‐Maybe we should move it out? ‐ELORA: All right."
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"‐Fuck that. You guys can. ‐No, no, don't take it out here!"
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"Take it to your own fucking house."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"‐Kids. ‐Uncle, you coming or what?"
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"‐They slow you down. For fuck's sake. ‐Get the hell in,"
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"or else you're not getting your 30 bucks."
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"All I do is smoke."
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"Yeah."
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"That's the creator's medicine."
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"That alcohol, that's devil's work."
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"Remember that."
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"Just smoke herb."
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"My mom and dad won't let me."
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"Well, you're too young."
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"That's why I told you guys to stay home."
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"‐Can I get a drag? ‐No."
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"You're not old enough. (chuckles)"
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"Are you gonna teach us how to scrap or what?"
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"Yeah, what's some fighting lessons?"
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"Oh, uh, just sit back."
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"You'll find out."
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"‐What? ‐Well,"
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"the first training in training is patience."
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"‐Bullshit. ‐Oh..."
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"Yeah."
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"‐BROWNIE: Fellas! ‐MAN: The fuck?"
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"Cvponies. (chuckles)"
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"Have I got some weed for you."
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