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Clips from Reservation Dogs - Uncle Brownie (S01E01)

"Hey, what'd we used to say?"
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"Uh, "No stems, no seeds,"
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""that we don't need,"
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"Acapulco Gold is some badass weed.""
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"Is that like OG Boogeyman?"
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"'Cause that's all I fucks with."
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"It's purple."
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"No, it's not purple. It's green."
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"‐Thugga‐wugga. ‐That's Hank's cousin."
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"‐It's not that new shit. ‐(sniffs) Oh!"
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"Nah, thanks, man."
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"That smell like lawn trimmings."
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"We get ours from the dispensary, man."
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"Oh, what are you, a couple of narcs?"
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"Why don't you buy some"
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"homemade, old‐style, homegrown weed?"
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"Man, this ain't medieval times."
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"Take your lemonade bottle and go."
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"Grandma!"
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"‐(grunts) ‐Broke‐ass motherfucker."
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"Yeah. Punk."
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"‐Ah, fuck you. ‐What the fuck?"
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"Fuck you, too."
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"So, like, are you gonna give us any fighting lessons, or‐‐"
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"‐See, I had you. ‐(Willie Jack laughs)"
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"Okay, well, I wasn't ready, so that was not fair."
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"Always be ready."
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"That's all it takes: strike first."
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"Also, aim for the back of the head."
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"When you punch somebody in the face,"
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"you just give them a black eye."
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"Aim for the back of the head and it's lights out."
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"Estonko."
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"Check that out. That's some good‐ass weed."
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"‐Yeah, good stuff. ‐Nah, man."
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"That's ditch weed, man."
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"Thanks for nothin'."
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"‐BEAR: What happened, Uncle? ‐What is it?"
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"Man, I used to sell weed just like..."
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"The game's changed, Uncle."
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"People don't smoke that 1990s weed no more."
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"Yeah, it's legal now, and it's way stronger than what you got."
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"Well, I just like growing my own."
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"You know, I told you I live off the land."
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"And Sonics."
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"You should try the dispensary, though."
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"They sell weed."
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"Maybe they'll want that dusty‐ass shit."
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"Ah! Told you."
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"You got to be ready."
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"Okay, Uncle."
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"Let's try that dispensary."
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"Mm‐hmm. Hmm."
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"‐Hey. ‐Mm‐mm."
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"‐Do you mind? ‐Nah, go ahead, man."
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"Test the merchandise."
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"Oh, yeah. Fuck. Iron lungs."
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"‐(coughing) ‐(Brownie laughs)"
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"‐(coughing loudly) ‐Good shit, eh?"
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"From '72."
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"It's harsh."
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"That's right. Right to the brain."
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"No, no, man. I can't move this."
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"It's like smoking Pop Rocks."
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"Pop, pop, pop, right? All‐all in there. I just..."
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"‐I can't help you, man. ‐What is it, man?"
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"I've got‐‐ shh‐‐ two plants from the same batch back home."
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"It keeps me medicated."
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"I don't know how to tell you this, but it's..."
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"it's just really old."
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"I just‐‐ and no disrespect to you,"
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"as an elder. You got your‐your grandpersons here."
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"I want to be respectful"
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"in front of them, but it's, honestly,"
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"this weed, it's like an antique."
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"Hey, you should get Uncle high, too."
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"Show him what he's missing, fa."
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"‐No. Let's go. Let's just go. ‐OTHERS: Yeah..."
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"No, no, no, no, I got something for you."
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"‐Oh... ‐Step into the time machine."
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"Ooh..."
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"MAN: Yeah..."
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"Oh, hey. It's that good weed."
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"BEAR: You didn't say anything. Are you okay?"
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"Man, that was some badass weed, man."
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"I ain't been this high since 1967."
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"(laughs) Pauwv?"
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"Yeah?"
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"You know how to do, like... like a curse?"
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"Like, if I give you some hair?"
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"BROWNIE: You mean like bad luck medicine?"
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"Yeah, I know how to do a bad luck curse. That's easy."
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"WILLIE JACK: For real?"
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"Hook it up, then."
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"‐Now, whose hair is that? ‐Our enemies."
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"Those are the people that kicked his ass?"
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"I don't want nothing to do‐‐ That's crazy."
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"You don't be taking people's hair."
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"You know that bad luck medicine can turn back on you tenfold."
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"Don't mess with bad medicine."
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"Oh, now I got to smoke another joint."
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"Mmm. (laughs)"
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"How did weed change so much?"
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"Mm, white man's weed."
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"They cracked the code, man."
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"Mm‐hmm."
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"Maybe we should get you home, Uncle."
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"Yeah, my mom's expecting me."
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"I still gotta sell my weed. That was the deal."
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"The deal was you were gonna train us how to fight."
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"Well, I have been training you."
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"BEAR: What do you mean?"
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"That's how indigenous people teach."
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"We ain't like white people, you just get a book"
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"and then you're supposed to remember something."
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"You listen. You learn."
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"A warrior has to take a beating sometimes."
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"That's how he gets stronger. You know?"
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"It's‐it's all about getting back up again."
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"Yeah. Mm."
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