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Clips from The Great North - Romantic Meat-Based Adventure (S01E01)

"Now, Dad, if you feel like running,"
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"just picture us all at the library carving out"
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"some quality time to learn about chain saws."
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"And each other."
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"But in case you do run..."
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"I'll be sitting near the front door to block that exit."
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"Wolf and Honeybee, you stick close by him"
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"and keep him from talking about fish."
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"Moon and Ham, you go around the back"
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"in case he tries to escape that way."
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"And don't get distracted by teaching Timothy to fly."
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"We won't."
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"Do you know that you just winked at me?"
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"-I do. -Okay."
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"If I die in there,"
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"there's a box in my closet"
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"labeled "Poems for Andie MacDowell""
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"that I'd prefer you threw out without opening."
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"HONEYBEE: Ooh, look at all those meats we could win!"
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"It's like the zoo. But they're all dead."
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"It's roasting in here."
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"The thermostat says 52 degrees, Dad."
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"Well, it feels like I'm in Cabo St. Lucas."
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"Okay, well, I'm just gonna go sit over there"
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"with my little poem pad"
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"and guard the door. Go get 'em, Dad."
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"Oof. Are there even any women here?"
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"Sure, sure. Oh, uh, look."
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"There's Vera."
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"And there's that lady there, who I've never seen."
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"♪ You can keep me warm... ♪"
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"Hark, a siren pulls me onto yonder rocks."
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"Looks like someone buttered your dad's roll."
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"Go on and get her, Beefcheeks."
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"Oh, please, a woman like that"
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"has her pick of the pumpkins."
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"Be confident."
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"If you weren't my dad, I'd be so into you."
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"-Um... -You just need a little Dutch courage, Pops."
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"Yeah, Beef, you hit the bar"
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"while we go get some raffle tickets."
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"I'll take a cup with ice,"
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"and then a lot of alcohol poured all over the ice."
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"And your largest appetizer sampler."
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"Nothing sets a romantic mood like the smell of warm cheese."
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"(groans) He's supposed to be mingling."
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"-Mingling and singling. -Hi, Judy."
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"JUDY: I mean "lodged.""
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"(yelps) Oh. Hey, Steven."
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"There you are again."
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"Which I am open to, of course,"
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"because... I'm normal."
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"Wait. What are you doing here?"
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"My mom's the cocktail server here,"
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"so this is kind of like my second home."
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"Can I buy you a soda?"
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"Oh! My... accountant is here..."
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"outside with my--"
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"He has my taxes, which are due... tonight."
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"So... (laughs) with regret..."
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"I must walk away from you to go to see him."
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"Okay."
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"If you're wondering if any of the meats are haunted,"
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"it's just the reindeer sausages."
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"But is friendly ghost. Likes to watch me toilet."
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"Look at that! He's going in."
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"Yeah, Dad! Hit on that woman! Respectfully!"
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"Excuse me, miss, but I seem to have ordered myself"
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"a slightly too large appetizer platter."
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"Would you have any interest in sharing?"
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"Yeah, if you think there's enough for two."
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"Hot damn."
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"-Name's Dell. -Beef."
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"So... do... you..."
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"-fish? -I do fish!"
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"You do?"
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"Well, I used to."
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"I'm just getting back into it."
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"I hadn't been out much"
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"since my husband Jasper died while we were fishing."
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"There's nothing quite like watching a dock line"
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"wrap around your husband's neck, pull him into the water,"
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"and then pop his head clean off right in front of you"
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"-to put you off fishing for a spell. -That makes sense."
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"Yeah, took me a while to find the damn thing, too."
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"His head, that is."
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"I put his favorite hat on him"
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"after they stitched his head back to his neck."
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"Didn't have to brush his hair, at least."
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"He hated getting his hair brushed."
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"He said it was too fancy."
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"Well, he wasn't wrong."
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"Listen, I know we just met,"
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"and this is gonna sound wild, but..."
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"do you want to go outside and get some air?"
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"I sure do. It's roasting in here."
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"For our next meat bundle, we have a side of elk."
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"And our winner is... Honeybee Shaw!"
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"Yay!"
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"Let's put this on our bed and roll around on it."
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"Uh, hey, Judy, what you doing in the trash there?"
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"Oh, well, Steven's here,"
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"and so I'm picking out a gift for him."
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"-In the dumpster? -Uh..."
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"-Wait, is that your...? -Dad."
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"-And he's with a... -Woman?"
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"Wow. I knew he could do it."
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"Looks like they're hopping on"
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"the choo-choo train to Smooch City."
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"Next stop: Kissachusetts."
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"So tell me about this plan again?"
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"I'm gonna leap off a branch and show Timothy how to fly."
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"Yeah, but you can't fly, so..."
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"Mmm. I can kind of soar. He'll see what I'm getting at."
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"BEEF: What an excellent view."
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"DELL: Yeah, the ocean is"
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"both breathtakingly beautiful"
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"and the foundation of our local economy."
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"This is so romantic."
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"So, I was thinking."
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