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Clips from The Great North - Romantic Meat-Based Adventure (S01E01)

"Maybe sometime, only if you wanted to,"
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"uh, maybe we could do a thing... together."
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"Like a-a film... or chores."
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"You mean like a date?"
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"No, no, no. Well... yes."
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"Like a date. Exactly like a date."
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"Oh, my God."
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"♪ Well, I'm singing a song ♪"
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"♪ About how Alanis was wrong ♪"
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"♪ Me and my dad are gonna date ♪"
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"♪ But not each other, that sounded weird ♪"
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"♪ We're gonna date separate people ♪"
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"♪ My dad's gonna date this lady right here ♪"
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"-♪ 'Cause she's gonna say ♪ -Hmm."
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"-♪ I said she's gonna say... ♪ -No."
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"(gasps)"
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"MOON: Aah!"
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"Did he see me? Is he flying?"
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"Oh. This is the part of Top Gun"
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"you weren't supposed to see, Timothy."
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"Well, this night was a disaster."
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"That rejection was pretty brutal."
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"What exactly did she say to Dad?"
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"-"No." -Yikes."
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"-Yeah. -BEEF: Good news. It's just a sprain."
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"I asked them if they could rearrange my arm bones"
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"into wings, but they said no."
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"(groans) That's insane. Did they say why?"
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"JUDY: Who's that on the porch?"
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"An intruder? Is it go time?"
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"I believe that intruder"
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"is Dell, the leathery angel I met this evening."
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"(groans) I can't believe it."
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"First she rejects you, now she's here to rob us?"
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"Guys, I don't think she's here to rob us."
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"She's probably here to say she made a terrible mistake"
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"and that Dad's the greatest"
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"and of course she'll go out with him."
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"Okay, but if she does rob us,"
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"she's not getting this meat."
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"I would die for this meat."
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"Hello there, Beef."
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"I wondered if I could have a word."
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"Of course."
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"Uh, everyone, why don't you head in"
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"and give me and Dad and Dell some privacy."
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"-Judy... -Okay, but if you need me,"
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"I'll just be listening at the door."
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"About that invitation to go on a date..."
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"-(gasps) -Judy."
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"-Sorry! -HAM: I'm here, too."
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"Okay."
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"WOLF: Uh, we are also here, Dad, full disclosure."
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"Me and Honeybee and Moon."
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"Got it. Thank you."
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"WOLF: You are welcome, big guy."
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"You were saying?"
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"Well, I didn't get a chance to give you"
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"a full answer at the raffle tonight."
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"WOLF: Could you speak up just a touch more, Dell?"
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"I'm having a little trouble hearing you."
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"Oh, okay."
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"-(louder): How-how's this? -That's better, thanks!"
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"I, uh, really didn't go to the Meat and Meet"
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"to meet anyone."
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"Romantically, that is."
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"Thing is, Jasper was not the first of my husbands"
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"-to succumb to a terrible fate. -I see."
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"My first love, Donovan, froze to death."
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"In our freezer. He wasn't very bright."
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"The next two fell in holes."
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"And Richard was in a plane crash, which he survived,"
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"but then his friend Kevin ate him."
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"Good Lord."
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"Yeah. So you can see how"
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"I've begun to think of myself as something of a curse."
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"And you seem like a good guy who does not deserve"
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"to suffer a gruesome death because you went out with me."
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"WOLF: A-greed!"
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"-Wolf. -Love you, Dad."
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"So, if you're out of the dating game,"
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"why were you at a singles mixer?"
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"I figured I might do some networking,"
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"maybe meet someone who had a boat, find a job."
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"Well, I have a boat."
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"And I might be able to use some help"
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"on Tuesdays and Thursdays when my daughter works at the mall."
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"I'm afraid the red hot flames of our instant attraction"
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"might make concentrating on the fish a little difficult."
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"Understood."
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"But maybe after a cooling-off period,"
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"you could ask me again."
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"About the date or the job?"
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"Both."
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"This might be crazy,"
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"but I think I'm Team Dell."
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"Hey, Dad. I just wanted to say sorry."
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"For what?"
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"I... I wanted you to find love again,"
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"but you wound up getting hurt."
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"Maybe it is better just to... not do stuff."
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"Even though I was rejected,"
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"i-it was good to try again."
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"-You were right. -Oh, good."
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"So, then... So, then, you're good."
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"Good."
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"What's really bothering you, Judes?"
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"Do you think there's something in our nature--"
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"I mean me and you--"
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"that makes us not want to put ourselves out there..."
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"like, for love?"
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"Like, we get a little hair in our mouth one time"
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"and then we're afraid"
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"that we're always gonna get hair in our mouth."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"Do you think there's something wrong with us?"
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"Wrong with us?"
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"Nah. We're great."
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"We're just also picky. And sensitive."
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"(laughs) And a little dramatic."
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