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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Greg?"
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"Mmm."
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"Greg?"
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"What?"
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"Greg ! Huh?"
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"What?"
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"What are you doing? Get up!"
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"Mom and Dad have been calling you for an hour."
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"You're about to be late for your first day of middle school."
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"What?"
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"Oh, geez! How did that happen?"
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"Go, go, go! Mom's about to flip out!"
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"She sent me to get you while she waits in the car!"
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"What are you doing? What's going on?"
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"Getting ready for. . ."
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". . .school."
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"Are you insane? School doesn't start till next week."
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"And, FYl, school doesn't start at 4:00 in the morning !"
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"You woke up Manny. And if he doesn't go back down. . ."
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"Good morning !"
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"There is no way he is going back down."
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"l just wanted to sleep till 6:00."
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"Bubby!"
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"Go to bed. l got him."
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"Greg, what are you doing up making all this noise?"
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"lt was Rodrick! He woke me up!"
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"He changed my clock!"
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"But l swear, he was just. . ."
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"Go to bed."
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"What is that smell? l can't even identify it."
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"Bubby!"
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"Happy Birthday!"
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"Here, Bubby."
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"Wow! Look at the size of that flamethrower!"
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"Okay, first of all, let me get something straight."
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"This is a journal, not a diary."
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"Yeah, l know what it says on the cover."
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"But when my mom went out to buy this thing,"
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"l specifically told her not to buy one that said "diary" on it."
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"This just proves Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age."
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"Huh? Sissy!"
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"The only reason l agreed to write in this thing is because"
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"when l'm rich and famous l'll have better things to do"
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"than answer people's stupid questions all day long."
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"Gregory, tell us about your childhood !"
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"Were you always so smart and handsome?"
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"Here's my journal. Now, shoo, shoo."
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"That's our boy up there."
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"Why did l ever say no to him?"
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"Mom got me this thing"
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"so l could write down my feelings about starting middle school."
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"But l'm gonna be fine."
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"lt's my best friend, Rowley Jefferson, l'm worried about."
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"He's definitely not middle school ready."
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"Geronimo!"
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"He's not quite clear on the concept of growing up."
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"l want a puppy, a kitty, a gumball machine. . ."
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"But anyway, this is about me, not Rowley."
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"l always figured they'd make a movie about my life."
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"But l didn't think they'd start the story here."
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"Because, seriously, who wants to see a movie about a kid"
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"who's stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons?"
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"Three days, no shower. Smell the love!"
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"Let me go, Rodrick!"
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"Come on. We're just having some fun, right?"
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"No, okay. So, look."
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"Mom asked me to give you some advice about middle school."
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"lt's real simple."
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"Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at anyone. Don't go anywhere."
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"Don't sit down. Don't raise your hand. Don't go to the bathroom."
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"Don't get noticed. Don't choose the wrong locker. Don't. . ."
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"Who am l kidding?"
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"You'll be dead or homeschooled by the end of the year, anyway."
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"And don't be seen with Rowley."
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"Manny, stop it! Mom !"
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"Thanks for the eggs, Mom."
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"Frank? Greg?"
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"l think it's gross and undignified"
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"that l have to eat breakfast next to him on the potty."
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"Okay, well, it's your fault he's still potty training."
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"Don't look down, Manny."
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"The potty monster doesn't like it when you look at him."
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"l was just joking with him."
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"Okay. Kiss him you're sorry and then let's get a move on."
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"Can't be late for your first day of school."
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"Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be"
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"the dumbest idea ever invented."
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"You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet"
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"mixed in with gorillas who have to shave twice a day."
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"There's juvenile delinquents and weirdos."
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"I'm smaIIer than about 95% of the kids at my school..."
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"Give it back! Stop!"
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"...so thank God for Chirag Gupta."
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"lt's mine! Stop!"
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"Can l have the backpack?"
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"You got to jump higher. lt's not yours!"
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"He's an exceIIent buffer between me and these morons."
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"Hey, Greg."
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"Hey, fella!"
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"SeriousIy, I don't know what happened to these kids over the summer."
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"Was there a nucIear accident?"
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"Science experiment gone bad?"
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"Thank God there are a few normal people or this place wouId be a totaI freak show."
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"lf you're as discriminating as I am,"
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"it can be tough to figure out where to sit on your first day of middIe schooI."
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"One bad move"
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"and you're stuck next to some idiot for the rest of the year."
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"Greg !"
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"Remember how I said Rowley wasn't middle school ready?"
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"Well, there you go."
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"What are you wearing?"
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"My family just got back from Guatemala! lt's my serape!"
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"Nice, huh?"
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"All right, class, l'm Mrs. Flint. Everybody take your seats!"
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"Welcome to your first day of middle school."
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"Remember your seats. You'll be sitting here every day."
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"Rowley, if you had to say where you were ranked"
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"in terms of popularity from one to 200,"
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"where would you put yourself?"
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"ls 200 good or bad?"
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