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Clips from Central Park - Fista Puffs Mets Out Justice (S02E02)

"- [strains] - [grunts]"
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"[Dennis] Hey, good news."
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"My dog sitter said Mr. Fuzzy went poo-poo twice on his walk."
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"Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?"
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"- Be cool. Be cool. - [grunting]"
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"[grunts] Oh, I didn't like that."
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"Uh, you guys probably shouldn't wrestle near the simulator control panel."
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"- A lot of buttons. - [groans]"
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"Yeah, my butt just pressed all kinds of buttons."
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"[grunts] Yep, simulated monsters. Oh, they're everywhere."
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"I remember that guy. Hi."
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"[Paige] Molly! Dinner!"
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"Let's fill that tum-tum with some yum-yum!"
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"Okay, here I come-come."
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"Spaghetti. My favorite. My sweet, stringy make-everything-okay food."
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"I thought you could use it,"
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"'cause it seems like you had a tough day on your class trip to the museum."
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"It was fine. Saw some artifacts."
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"- Learned some "arty-facts." - [all laugh]"
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"Best joke ever! Best joke ever!"
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"You're the funniest daughter I've ever had."
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"No, no. Well, okay, if you insist."
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"Whatever you're going through, I'm not gonna offer any mom advice."
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"Just tasty, tasty spaghetti."
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"I'm not gonna make you help clean up afterwards"
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"'cause you do not need that. Am I right?"
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"And I'm not gonna fart like usual."
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"Okay, a little one, but it doesn't even smell."
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"[sniffs] You're right."
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"Can we do anything else for you? Anything at all?"
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"- Should we bring out the dessert cart? - We have a dessert cart?"
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"Want me to run through every kid I know and say why you're more fun?"
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"Do you want all of our meatballs? Take all of our meatballs."
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"- You're so pretty. - Mmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Everything's exactly the way you want it."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"What? I'm just saying you're not at all avoiding"
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"what you're really upset about, right?"
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"And that's great. Even if you were avoiding it,"
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"I'd say that's great too, 'cause you're great."
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"♪ When problems come a-knocking And it seems like they are stalking ♪"
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"♪ You pretend like you're not home ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause everything is peachy ♪"
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"♪ If you're staying outta reachy ♪"
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"♪ So pretend like no one's home ♪"
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"♪ Oh, knock, knock No one's home ♪"
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"♪ Nope, nope, no one's home ♪"
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"- Who's there? - Homework?"
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"Oh, God. Not home."
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"♪ Sorry, I can't answer Just a plant, sir ♪"
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"♪ No one's home ♪"
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"I get it. It's like the time my fish all died,"
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"and I pretended they were alive"
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"because I didn't feel like cleaning out the tank."
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"That putrid smell was worth not having to deal with it."
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"Ah, memories."
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"♪ When life gets kinda real And you just do not feel like dealin' ♪"
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"♪ That's okay 'cause no one's home ♪"
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"- ♪ Be a shut-in, be a hermit ♪ - ♪ Take your social life and burn it ♪"
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"♪ And pretend that no one's home ♪"
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"- [Owen, Paige] ♪ Oh, knock, knock ♪ - ♪ On vacation ♪"
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"- ♪ Knock, knock ♪ - ♪ Wrong location ♪"
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"- Who's there? - Chores."
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"No way. Not home."
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"♪ Sorry, gone forever Come back never 'cause-- ♪"
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"- ♪ No one's home ♪ - ♪ Nope, no one's home ♪"
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"[all] ♪ Go away, ay, no one's home ♪"
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"♪ Mmm, this feels a little too easy ♪"
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"♪ Maybe I need a dose of reality ♪"
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"♪ Mom, make me feel Like you unfairly favor Cole ♪"
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"♪ You know that you're my special baby ♪"
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"♪ Ugh, hey, Dad Let's hear how honeybees are dying ♪"
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"♪ No way, sweetie They're probably just hiding ♪"
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"♪ Cole, come on, remind me How I almost killed my boyfriend ♪"
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"♪ When you poisoned him with nuts? ♪"
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"♪ Like a fatal kissing klutz? ♪"
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"♪ I'd say that took guts And I wanna be you ♪"
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"- This feels weird. - Ugh. Feelings?"
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"♪ When your feelings come a-calling And they're growing and snowballing ♪"
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"- ♪ Let 'em know that no one's home ♪ - [boys] ♪ No one's home ♪"
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"♪ Just turn off all the lights And cover all the doors with spikes ♪"
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"- ♪ They will know that no one's home ♪ - [Paige] ♪ You're not home ♪"
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"♪ Oh, knock, knock No one's home ♪"
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"♪ Yell out, "Go away" Put up a sign ♪"
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"♪ That says you're being fumigated ♪"
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"- ♪ Bed bugs ♪ - ♪ Toxic waste ♪"
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"- ♪ Haunted house ♪ - ♪ Caution tape ♪"
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"♪ Anything to keep out real life ♪"
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"♪ If you act like no one's home ♪"
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"- ♪ Won't you end up all alone? ♪ - No."
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"♪ Just move your family underground ♪"
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"♪ And live off rabbits that you found ♪"
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"♪ Idle hands make idle minds So make some friends to pass the time ♪"
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"♪ If folks complain about the stench Just spray perfume, be like the French ♪"
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"♪ You'll start to miss the outside world So ask for updates from the squirrels ♪"
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"♪ And that'll keep you going While the winds of change are blowing ♪"
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"♪ Till you die when no one's home ♪"
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"♪ So that's why we encourage you ♪"
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"♪ To live like no one's home ♪"
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"Nope. None of that feels right."
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"- [Paige] Molly, dinner. - [sighs] Coming."
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"Oh, God. Salmon?"
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"- Don't knock it. It's brain food. - I'd rather eat brain."
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"I think someone's field trip to the museum made someone cranky."
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"- Does someone want to talk about it? - Please no."
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"Okay, sure. We'll just sit here quietly."
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"Nope, I don't like it. Tell us. Tell us."
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"Fine. But I'll only talk about it if you promise not to offer any mom advice."
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"Mom advice? What's mom advice?"
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"Really good advice given for free by a smart, confident woman?"
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"Is that what the kids are calling good advice these days?"
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"What about Cole's bro-vice, which is my special brotherly advice?"
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"Stay in school. Floss. Don't fill up on bread."
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"- That's actually good advice. - [retches]"
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"I was looking forward to going on a trip to the museum."
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"It "feeled" like it was gonna be fun."
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"Field. Trip. No?"
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"Anyway, I was hanging out with Hazel, and we were having a really good time."
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"And then this girl Hazel knows from basketball, Shauna, shows up."
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"She's funny. It was funny. And I'm funny too."
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