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Clips from Central Park - Fista Puffs Mets Out Justice (S02E02)

"As you all know, I can make jokes."
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"- [Paige] Yeah. - [Owen] Right, sure."
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"- All of a sudden, I'm Mrs. Awkward. - [Cole] You? No."
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"- [Cole] Awk-weird, maybe? - And it's not that I was jealous."
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"I was just casually aware"
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"of how everything Shauna said made Hazel laugh like an idiot."
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"- And yes, I was jealous. - That is tough."
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"You know what you need? My salmon skin. Here."
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"Thank you. You're a bad person."
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"- You know what this reminds me of? - Nothing?"
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"Not nothing. Something that happened in high school."
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"May I remind you that you promised no mom advice?"
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"This isn't mom advice. It's a super-cool story"
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"about something that happened when I was your age."
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"I'd like to hear your super-cool story."
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"- Oh, would you, Father? - Yes, you all would."
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"When I was 14, I went to the amusement park"
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"with a bunch of kids including Stacey Blankenship."
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"Mom, you've told us this story a million times."
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"No, it's fresh every time."
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"I really wanted to be friends with her because she was cool,"
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"which was called "rad" at the time."
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"Stacey wanted to ride a roller coaster called Euthanasia,"
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"and I then, therefore, wanted to ride a roller coaster called Euthanasia."
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"- Even though... - [Molly] You throw up on roller coasters."
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"[Paige] I throw up on roller coasters. But..."
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"But I got on and sat right next to her."
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"And the ride operator let us go twice"
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"'cause Stacey Blankenship was so cool."
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"Wasn't that nice of him?"
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"And I held it together until the second time round on the big drop."
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"Stacey's mouth was open and..."
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"- You threw up in her mouth. - Yeah, I did."
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"Oh, boy. I'm never fully ready for this story."
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"- You have told us this. - Yeah."
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"I need to tell everyone. Often."
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"I've been to the other side, people. I've lived the ultimate embarrassment."
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"I threw up in Stacey Blankenship's mouth."
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"And she swallowed it. She swallowed a lot of it."
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"We did not become friends."
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"In fact, she never came back to school because she moved."
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"But still, it was like I made her family move with my vomit."
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"Even though I don't think that's why they moved, but it might've been."
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"I still love you, I think."
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"I always enjoy this story,"
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"because then me pooping on the water slide isn't such a big deal."
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"Someone swallowed my throw up."
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"I got on a roller coaster that I didn't want to get on to impress a cool girl,"
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"and then someone swallowed my throw up."
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"Okay. Good. Cool. Cool. Cool, cool, cool."
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"Cole, thank you for the salmon skin and the wise words."
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"Mother, Father, lovely dinner. I'm gonna excuse myself."
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"Molly, all I'm trying to say is:"
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"Don't go chasing roller coasters. Eh? Right?"
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"She gets it."
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"[Molly narrating] Molly went back to her room after dinner."
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"Her family came up to apologize"
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"for doing and saying everything wrong in her time of need."
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"Hiya, babe. Sorry I told the story I tell all the time again at dinner."
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"I know sometimes you don't want me to come at you with all my mom-ness."
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"- Yeah, it's-- - I mean, your dad was just saying"
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"- how he thought I made some good points. - I was? I was."
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"But I can see that I-- Wait a minute. Why am I saying this?"
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"- 'Cause I-- - You're not drawing this."
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"You're drawing that."
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"Real Molly is drawing all of this. You're not real Molly."
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"- Oh, yeah. - I'm not me."
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"Someone's drawing me?"
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"I've seen this before. I took mushrooms in college."
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"I've written metafiction. I saw that movie with Will Ferrell and Emma Watson."
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"- Thompson. - Thompson. You know what I mean."
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"We figured you out, Miss Missy."
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"No, no, no. We're not doing this."
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"[all] Oh, yes, we are."
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"I'm not gonna apologize for telling you that story. It was very relevant."
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"I agree with that. I would tell you a story too, Molly,"
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"if I had one that was as horrible as that."
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"But no one does 'cause it's the most in the world."
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"- Yeah. - All right, never mind."
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"Go back downstairs. You don't need to apologize. Just go."
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"- What are you drawing? Fista Puffs? - Yeah."
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"- I mean, kind of. - Oh, don't you start."
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"Why shouldn't I? This is almost as weird as the last one."
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"- What last one? - The last time you drew me"
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"having a long, extended thing where I was kissing Kite Boy while we were--"
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"Okay, that's plenty. Thank you."
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"- Kissing while you were what? - Nothing. Fighting crime."
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"You can kiss while you fight. It's not weird."
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"Look. I'm drawing now too."
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"I invented a superhero, and her name is Feetsa Puffs."
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"She fights crime with her feet."
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"I'm gonna draw her dying over and over trying to kill a monster."
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"It's not at all 'cause someone was trying too hard on a field trip."
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"- Mm-hmm. She's processing. - Yeah."
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"- Hi-yah! [grunts] - Pretty cool, right?"
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"- Everybody shush, shush! - I like it. Feetsa Puffs."
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"- Okay, stop. I'm erasing all of you. - [all] Wait. Wait. Wait. Whoa. No!"
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"Sorry. I just need to clear my head and start fresh."
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"- [piano starts] - [sighs]"
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"♪ Gotta be unique, but gotta blend in ♪"
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"♪ Hide my inner geek and keep pretending ♪"
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"♪ Gotta keep 'em laughing Though I'm only half in ♪"
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"♪ Gotta put a show on Till I know they like me ♪"
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"♪ Gotta be aloof Make a good impression ♪"
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"♪ Gotta hide the proof Of my self-expression ♪"
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"♪ Never be revealing, gotta be appealing ♪"
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"[all] ♪ Suddenly I'm feeling Like I'm getting so ♪"
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"- ♪ Small ♪ - [all] ♪ Breaking into little pieces ♪"
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"- ♪ Losing power ♪ - ♪ Getting weaker ♪"
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"♪ Gotta do whatever pleases ♪"
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"♪ Till they let me in ♪"
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"♪ So we try to be more than enough ♪"
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"♪ Trying to be strong and tough ♪"
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"♪ Trying to be something we're not ♪"
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"♪ Try to fit a different plot ♪"
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"♪ Proving we're bold Without causing a fuss ♪"
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"♪ We're trying so hard to be us ♪"
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"♪ Will it ever be enough? ♪"
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"♪ Gotta be unique, but gotta blend in ♪"
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"♪ Hide my inner geek and keep pretending ♪"
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