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Clips from Seinfeld - The Non-Fat Yogurt (S05E05)

"I promise you, my fellow New Yorkers..."
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"...that Mayor Giuliani will do everything possible..."
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"...to cleanse the city of this falsified nonfat yogurt."
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"The old yogurt was so much better. Oh, this is terrible."
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"- Oh, it stinks. - Mine too."
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"- I got one more day. - I can't eat this."
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"Hey, Jerry."
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"Thanks a lot. I hope you're happy."
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"- It had fat in it. It's not good for you. - I don't care!"
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"It was good! I was enjoying it."
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"Had to interfere, couldn't leave well enough alone."
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"I will get even with you for this. You can count on it."
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"Hey, you guys, listen to this. Listen to this."
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""Apparently some blood spilled into Mr. Giuliani's test tube..."
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"...causing his cholesterol count..."
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"...to be 150 points higher than was initially reported."
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"Ironically, the mishap, by bringing the nonfat-yogurt scandal..."
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"...to the public's attention..."
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"...probably clinched the election for the Republican."
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"It was the one issue which seemed to electrify the voters..."
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"...and swept Giuliani into office.""
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"So in effect, the yogurt won him the election."
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"I wonder what actually happened in that lab."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"I can't eat this."
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"Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat f**k."
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"There's nothing more fun than cursing when you're a kid."
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"I mean, it's like getting the keys to the car."
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"You're doing something you're not supposed to do."
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"And there's nothing less fun than when you're an adult..."
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"...and having to use those wholesome curses:"
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"Fudge!"
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"Sugar!"
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"Consarnit!"
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"What the hell is " consarnit" anyway?"
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"You stub your toe and say, "Consarnit"..."
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"...you might as well say, "Yippee!""
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"If you've been to a foreign country, the first thing you learn..."
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"...are the curse words. Right?"
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"You travel halfway around the world to experience some exotic civilization..."
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