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Clips from Weeds - If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? (S04E04)

"Dinner's off. We're off."
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"- Happy birthday to me. - What?"
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"Well, why don't we all go out, then?"
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"How about that Italian place on Ocean, say, 7:00?"
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"Okay? I'm gonna go take a bath."
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"Mom, remember that small-business loan we discussed?"
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"It would be a great birthday gift."
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"- Silas. - Are you gonna back me or not?"
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"- This is a bad time. - And?"
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"And it's a bad time."
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"Yeah, well, thanks for giving it some thought."
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"- Hi, it's me. - Hey."
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"- How was your day? - Okay."
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"I got taken into custody, questioned, released."
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"And?"
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"Had pancakes for breakfast."
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"Really? What kind?"
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"Blueberry."
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"What did you have for breakfast?"
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"Yogurt and coffee and toast."
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"Sounds like a nice breakfast."
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"I'd like to see you."
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"- I'd like to see you too. - Tonight."
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"- Tonight? - I will send a car."
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"It has to be tonight?"
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"Yes."
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"I can drive myself."
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"- You will come. - I said I would."
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"Nancy."
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"Go away, Andy."
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"- Nancy, can I come in? - No."
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"I'm coming in."
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"Could you close the door behind you?"
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"- I can see your boobies. - Good for you."
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"Close the door and sit down."
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"They're nice."
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"Bigger than I thought."
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"Thanks."
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"You want a towel or something?"
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"Two washcloths?"
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"- Andy. - Fine, fine."
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"- Are you going to jail? - No. I'm not going to jail."
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"Why not? Why aren't you going to jail?"
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"I can't tell you."
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"- You have to tell me. - I can't. I can't tell anyone."
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"Could you turn on the water for me?"
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"- Add some bubbles? - Yeah, sure."
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"I used to be able to rationalize the things I did, Andy."
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"Yeah."
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"You were good at that."
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"Not anymore."
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"At some point recently, everything became right or wrong."
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"Right or wrong."
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"What did you do?"
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"There was this girl..."
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"...in a blue dress."
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"She was so young."
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"She had this bag with a butterfly on it."
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"She kept looking at me."
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"Dear Dana:"
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"I can't believe how different Ren Mar is than Agrestic..."
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"...how fast things move down by the ocean."
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"I saw a surfer once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere."
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"Beach went and got itself in a big damn hurry."
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"Found myself a crappy studio apartment off the boardwalk."
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"It's nothing fancy, but it does the job."
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"I have trouble sleeping. The bed's too short."
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"I have bad dreams, like I'm falling or I live in Africa with the monkeys."
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"I wake up scared."
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"Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am."
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"Since losing you..."
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"...I've lost all sense of joy and pleasure."
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"There's only one thing left to do."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"Legendary!"
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"So fuck you and your lawyers."
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"Come get me if you want. I don't give a shit, because I'm broke."
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"And when you got nothing, you've got nothing to lose."
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"Take care. Doug."
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"- Thank you, Rodrigo. - Rodolfo."
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"He seems very nice."
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"- How did you two meet? - He taught at Casa Reforma."
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"Political science."
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"- Now he's working on his dissertation. - This is good. What is it?"
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"It's a secret recipe from my mother."
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"- How long have you been sober, Mom? - Seventeen days."
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"Good for you."
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"That's why I'm here."
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"I am working my steps, making amends."
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"I came here to say I'm sorry."
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"Very, very, very sorry."
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"Really and truly sorry."
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"So sorry."
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"- Should I get more specific? - I think we're way past that, Mom."
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"You know, Casa Reforma was actually really good for me."
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"I met this man I love, and we just live."
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"Humbly, simply."
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"- My life has purpose. - It's very hot. Are you hot?"
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"And I'm just so glad that you came here to see me..."
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"...so that I could tell you that..."
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"...and lock you in a room and keep you there..."
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"...until I sell your ass back into suburban slavery."
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"- You fucking bitch. - Fucking what...?"
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"- Shall I call your father now? - Yes."
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"Tell Daddy Dean I want 200,000, and tell him to be quick with the cash..."
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"...or we're gonna start sending him body parts."
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"Revolution is a very sad affair."
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"These tears are shed in the name of greater good."
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"Yeah? Well, fuck you and your faggy revolution."
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"I'm taking my money and I'm moving to Belize."
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"San Diego, California."
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"I need the number of a gift store place, "Gift" something?"
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"I have no listing for "Gift Store" in San Diego. Do you have an address?"
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"I don't have an address. I just need to get a gift."
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"If you type in "gift," what comes up?"
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"I need the name of a listing."
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"Please, anything "Gift"?"
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"- Terrifically Gift Baskets? - Oh, do they deliver?"
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"I have no idea, ma'am. Connecting your call."
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