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Clips from Weeds - If You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working? (S04E04)

"Terrifically Gift Baskets. This is Carol."
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"Hi, Carol."
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"I need to get a birthday gift for my 18-year-old."
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"Can you help me?"
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"We sure can. What kind of basket were you thinking of?"
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"Can you deliver to Ren Mar tonight?"
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"- For an extra charge, we sure can. - Great."
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"- What have you got? - How about one of our theme baskets?"
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"Casino Night, Chocolate Universe, Gay Paris?"
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"Do you have anything for a son..."
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"...who thinks his mother's completely failed him?"
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"We can still go to the restaurant, you guys."
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"It's fine."
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"Did she even say where she was going?"
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"Why do you even bother asking anymore?"
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"We never get a straight answer."
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"We have no idea, and we probably never will."
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"- I wish she'd get arrested already. - What the hell are you talking about?"
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"At least we'd know where she is."
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"And seriously, isn't it only a matter of time?"
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"What happens when Mom gets arrested? We need to make a plan."
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"Well, I'm 18 now. I can be your legal guardian."
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"- What about me? - Well, you can still hang out."
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"Hang out? I am the adult male figurehead here."
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"Come on, Andy."
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"You don't act like an adult. None of us do."
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"We're all a bunch of babies, waiting for Mom to make the money."
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"Always looking for Mommy's approval, asking Mommy's permission."
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"Shane's right."
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"She's unreliable. She's unavailable."
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"It's time to take on some responsibility. For all we know, she's going to prison."
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"Or worse."
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"- What do you mean? - Nothing. She's fine."
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"I'm thinking of buying some land in Mexico."
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"Really? With what?"
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"I made a few bucks from the cheese shop. I'm gonna price it out."
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"Nothing crazy, just a nice little farm where I can grow pot..."
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"...maybe sell to the clubs, a few customers, but that's it."
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"No stupid expansion. No stupid mistakes."
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"Small."
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"Mellow."
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"So I don't drop dead of a heart attack..."
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"...because I'm so stressed from trying to maintain this bullshit lifestyle."
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"I got a little cash from the coyote gig."
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"- You want a partner? - I'll take your money."
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"- What about me? - You go to school and be a kid."
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"- I wanna help. - You can help by not telling Mom."
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"That's not a problem. I have nothing to say to Mom."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Let's stop bagging on your mom, okay?"
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"She has done some less than prudent or thoughtful things, but she's Nancy..."
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"...and we love her, all of us."
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"Love..."
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"...her..."
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"...in a Mom-loving way."
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"Not in any other way."
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"Of course we love her. She loves us too."
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"But whatever, man, it's useless."
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"I'm getting a popsicle. Anyone want?"
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"- No, thanks. - Yes, I would like a popsicle."
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"- Security code 487, right? - That's right."
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"Well, great. We're all set with that."
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"Now, what would you like the card to say?"
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"- Dear Silas: - Silas?"
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"S-I-I-A-S. That's my son."
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"Dear Silas: Happy birthday. Happy 18th birthday."
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"Don't write "um.""
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"I think you're an amazing son."
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"I'm so proud to be your mom."
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""Be your mom." Jesus, that sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?"
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"Dear Silas: If you never see me again, I've probably been murdered."
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"Enjoy the dried apricots and butter cookies."
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"The Sterling Celebration doesn't come with cookies."
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"But if you'd like to add them, I certainly can do that."
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"Could you stop talking for a second? Could you please be quiet and listen?"
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"Just listen."
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"- I'm listening. - Starting over."
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"Dear Silas:"
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"Thanks for raising yourself..."
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"...these past 18 years."
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"You've done a great job."
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"Ms. Botwin?"
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"Are you okay, Ms. Botwin?"
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"Silas..."
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"...you are loved. Me."
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"Sign it "me.""
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"- Just "me"? - Yeah, "me.""
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"No, "Mom.""
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""Me, Mom.""
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"Please, please get that to him tonight."
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"And add the butter cookies."
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"You can charge me extra for it, okay?"
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"- Thanks, Carol. - You take care, Ms. Botwin."
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"- I don't want to believe it. - So don't."
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"I thought you loved me."
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"I do love you."
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"You have made me so sad."
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"Well, I think I can make you happy."
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"It's too late."
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"It's too early to tell..."
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"...but it feels like a boy."
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"Previously on Weeds:"
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"Guillermo Garcia Gomez."
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"There's a tunnel. You make a bust."
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"You get Guillermo, and it never comes back to me."
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"- Why are we focusing on my crew? - My people don't talk."
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"Did we decide you were gonna move your plants?"
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"Something kind of fell into my lap."
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"- Where exactly is this grow room? - Back of a cheese shop."
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"I could get some pot."
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"You totally rock."
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"- Maria and I had sex. - What?"
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"- I love him. - Immigration and Naturalization."
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"We happen to have a daughter who hasn't seen you in over two years."
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"- I don't know where Quinn is. - In Oaxaca with a guy named Rodolfo."
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"- Who are the girls? - My daughters."
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"What am I supposed to do now?"
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"We'll arrest you tomorrow, make it look right."
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"We'll pretend to ask, and you'll pretend to know nothing."
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"- If you don't have any plans.... - I'm seeing someone."
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"Agent Shlatter."
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