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Clips from Pain & Gain

"Then all of a sudden, I had a reason."
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"Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids?"
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"No, ma'am."
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"Really? When's the last time you injected?"
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"Uh, Monday?"
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"Yesterday. Okay. Um..."
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"I'm just going to put down "using.""
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"I threw them all out."
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"I think they messed me up."
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"Hmm. It's okay."
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"You probably just have Defeated Phallus Syndrome."
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"We, like, treat it here all the time."
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"But don't worry, we can change all that."
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"It's what we specialize in here."
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"Penis magic."
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"Aw."
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"It took a lot of balls to come in here."
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"More like Raisinets."
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"At least yours are chocolate-covered Raisinets."
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"Eh? Uh... Oh."
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"Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier"
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"than a big black man in tears."
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"I love me some rain on the African plain."
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"I hope your girlfriend knows just how lucky she is."
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"She would know if she existed,"
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"but she doesn't exist, so..."
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"I guess she don't know."
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"Whoa."
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"I just got a flash of us together on a water slide."
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"It's a steroid-induced impotence."
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"But with a shot of an engorgital"
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"right into your penis,"
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"you will return to those"
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"beautiful, robust erections of your high school days."
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"You do remember your high school days, don't you?"
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"Hell, yeah!"
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"I used to have a nickname for my di... I mean, penis."
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"I used to call him Ernesto."
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"I used to call my vag Michelle. What?"
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"Just leave it up to me and"
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"I'll have Ernesto up in high gear in no time."
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"Those injections expensive, Doctor?"
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"They come with a price."
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""PAUL". I was trying so hard to be good."
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"But there was so much temptation in Miami."
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"You should take a break."
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"Oh, thanks, Father."
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"This Miami heat is really crazy."
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"Wow, the way your sweat's glistening off your muscles..."
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"You know, Jesus said,"
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""Come to me, all who are weary,""
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""and I will give you rest.""
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"I can give you rest, Paul."
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"You're so buff."
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"Why was he telling me I was buff?"
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"Hey, buddy!"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"I've been thinking a lot about what you said."
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"Things aren't working out too good at the church."
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""PAUL". {just snapped."
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"- I almost killed him. - Don't sweat that, Paul."
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"We go through with this, nobody gets hurt, right?"
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"Physically hurt? No, man!"
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"This is a straight-up kidnapping, that's all!"
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"It's like a snatch-and-grab."
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"Very simple. We snatch him, we grab him,"
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"he signs a few signatures,"
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"we give him a protein shake and we show him the door."
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"He doesn't even know what happened!"
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"He thinks he made a deal!"
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"- Right? - Huh."
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"Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"This is the shit, man!"
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"Adrian, put those down, will you?"
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"Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only."
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"Tampa PD, brother. It's okay."
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"In that case, I need to see badges."
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"We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh..."
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"Off the job."
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"And now we're doing security for a, um..."
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"For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,"
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"- I don't know if you've heard... - Oh, I've heard..."
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"Never again will an oppressor"
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""BOTH". Overrun my people!"
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"For now I'm keeping watch!"
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"- That's the gospel, yeah!"
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"And people say Christian rock sucks."
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"Who says that?"
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"Yeah, who?"
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"Nobody. I mean, well, fucking assholes do."
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"Huh. Oh..."
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"You know, I, uh, I actually thought that Stryper broke up."
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"They're actually having a reunion tour"
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"in Jerusalem."
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"Ooh!"
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"And they need extra security."
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"Look, we wish we didn't have to go there, but, uh,"
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"but as you know,"
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"it's not the world we live in now, brother."
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"So true. Hmm."
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"So, what can I do you for?"
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"We're looking for merchandise to shock, incapacitate"
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"and imprison our fellow man."
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"Okay, seriously, you're gonna love this, all right?"
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"I've done it before, so come on. Just hit me."
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"Come on, just hit me, hit me! Come on, do it!"
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"Hit me! Hit me!"
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"That moment,"
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"I knew I assembled the right crew."
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"Doyle and Doorbal,"
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"stone-cold ballers from the old school."
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"Now, test phase."
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"The best way to do a human extraction like this,"
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"in a location like this, would be through the water,"
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"but we don't have a boat, so we're going in by land."
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"We're gonna hit the bushes"
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"and get to blue point two within five seconds."
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"Here we get a clear view of our entry point."
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""PAUL". Danny was a mastermind!"
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