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"We hit him in the house as soon as possible,"
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"bring him out right through the front door,"
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"through the bushes and back to the van."
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"Delta Force could do a mission like this in probably 53 seconds."
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"But with our athletic superiority,"
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"we should be able to do it in about 40. All right?"
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"One problem. He's got a live-in maid,"
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"so if she's there, we knock her out on the way out."
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"I knew Danny was making most of this shit up."
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"But it didn't matter. We were going to be fucking rich."
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"Back!"
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"He's having Shabbat!"
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"Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Mission abort! Mission abort!"
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"We're gonna get caught! We're gonna get caught!"
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"Mission abort! Mission abort! Mission abort!"
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"I don't want to go back to prison!"
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"Block him in."
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"Gotta jump off the back, we snatch him."
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"I honestly don't know how he figures this stuff out."
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"Here. Ninja. That's your suit right there."
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"- Green bug. - No, man."
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"Are you serious?"
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"- Yeah. - How does he get to be a ninja?"
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"Eagle is on the move."
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"He's carrying a big bag of charcoal. White shorts."
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"He's coming to us."
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"Prepare to neutralize the target."
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"Shit, he's coming, he's coming!"
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"Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up!"
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"Go, go, go, go, go! Get him! Get him! Get him!"
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"What the hell?"
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"Ass wipe!"
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"- Did you get him? - Prick."
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"- Where is he? - Fucking maniac."
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"What the fuck? He was right here!"
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"Where'd he go? You see him?"
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"Where the hell is he? You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
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"- There he is! - Fuck!"
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"You got the wrong BMW?"
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"It's two exact BMW's!"
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"I told you to check the license plate!"
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"It was an honest mistake!"
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"Yo, we thought it was the same car. It looks exactly the same."
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"I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!"
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"Is that too hard?"
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"- It was an honest... - Fuck that!"
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"Fuck you!"
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"I can deal with his impotence,"
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"I cannot deal with your incompetence! What the fuck?"
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"You were a bit of a disappointment today."
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"You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest."
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"Tomorrow we get our prize."
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"Schlotzskys."
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"God damn m"
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"There's this crazy new thing called "hygiene.""
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"Look at yourselves! You handle food."
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"What are we talking here, herpes?"
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"Don't they feed you at home, chunky trunks, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"And can we stick a smidge of pastrami in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?"
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"Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here."
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"What the fuck do you want?"
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"What is this about? Who the fuck are you?"
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"Do these tasers rock or what?"
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"Hey."
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"- What do you want? - You gonna call home."
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"You gonna tell your baby mamacita"
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"she gonna take the kid and go home to Colombia, immediately!"
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"And she tells no one. Especially la policia."
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"Because if she does,"
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"that's a big fucking problem for you, man."
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"- Hello? Kershaw residence. - No, no,"
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"just get Mrs. Kershaw."
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"She's at her tennis lesson."
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"She's not there! She's not home!"
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"Tell her to get her, you piece of shit!"
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"You knocked him out, man!"
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"What the fuck did you do that for?"
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"- Put the fucking thing away! - Okay, okay."
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"I need to read the manual."
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"You don't fucking need it anymore."
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"Here. You take it."
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"Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot."
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"Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?"
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"Patriot Two?"
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"Roger that, Patriot One. Uh..."
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"Didn't you say that your friend kept athletic supplies"
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"here in his warehouse?"
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"Do we have to have this conversation now?"
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"Over. What's the issue?"
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"I'm looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One."
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"A lot."
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"Oh, such a fucking moron!"
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"Patriot Two, we're a little busy here."
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"Come on, man."
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""PAUL". It was what I thought it was."
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"Target time in five seconds,"
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"four, three, two, one."
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"Open the frickin' gate, man!"
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"These things were weird, but amazing."
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"Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two."
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"Out, now!"
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"Cover him up."
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"Répido!"
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"- Please! - Shut up!"
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"My grandfather fled Germany in 1943."
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"No..."
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"I was born in Bogota', grew up in New York City."
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"Put myself through college"
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"working six nights a week at Pizza Hut."
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"Busted my ass,"
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"but ended up comptroller of a billion dollar pipeline"
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"in the rectum of the Third World."
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"I put up with shit they don't have names for in civilization."
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"Funny, I left South America because there was too much kidnapping."
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"That's what you cal! irony."
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"But if they think a little slapping around's gonna break me,"
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"they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw."
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