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Clips from Samurai Jack - Aku's Fairy Tales (S01E01)

""there was a little girl who was loved by all.""
Samurai Jack
"Hmm..."
Samurai Jack
"Yes, I am familiar with this one."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: Once upon a time,"
Samurai Jack
"there was a little girl"
Samurai Jack
"with an adorable red cape and..."
Samurai Jack
"great flaming eyebrows"
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"who was beloved by all,"
Samurai Jack
"and so, the people affectionately named her Little Red Hood."
Samurai Jack
"One day, Little Red Hood was on her way"
Samurai Jack
"to her grandmother's house."
Samurai Jack
"My poor grandmama is of delicate health,"
Samurai Jack
"so, I am delivering to her"
Samurai Jack
"a picnic basket of confectionery treats."
Samurai Jack
"Did someone say"
Samurai Jack
"picnic basket filled with delicious confectionery treats?"
Samurai Jack
"AKU: And so, the mean wolf took a shortcut"
Samurai Jack
"and arrived at Grandmother's house before Little Red Hood."
Samurai Jack
"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
Samurai Jack
"Who's there?"
Samurai Jack
"Howdy ho, Grandma. It's me, the wolf."
Samurai Jack
"Oh, my."
Samurai Jack
"Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm petrifying."
Samurai Jack
"Now, enough with the chit-chat. In you go."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: How horrible."
Samurai Jack
"Little Red Hood approached Grandma's house,"
Samurai Jack
"unaware of what awaits her within."
Samurai Jack
"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
Samurai Jack
"Who's there?"
Samurai Jack
"Hey, hey, keep it down in there."
Samurai Jack
"Ahem."
Samurai Jack
"Come in, my child."
Samurai Jack
"(DOOR OPENS)"
Samurai Jack
"Hey, there, Red."
Samurai Jack
"How about giving me some of those confectionery treats?"
Samurai Jack
"My, Grandma, what big eyes you have."
Samurai Jack
"Yeah, yeah. Big eyes, big teeth, and a big appetite."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: The wolf attacked Little Red Hood,"
Samurai Jack
"not knowing that Little Red Hood had laser eye beams,"
Samurai Jack
"great combat skills,"
Samurai Jack
"and a powerful uppercut"
Samurai Jack
"that freed Little Red's grandmother"
Samurai Jack
"from the evil bowels of the wolf."
Samurai Jack
"Mmm! Confectionery treats."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: And so, Little Red Hood was victorious."
Samurai Jack
"Do not be afraid, children."
Samurai Jack
"Show your joy."
Samurai Jack
"Do you not like the tales of Aku?"
Samurai Jack
"Speak!"
Samurai Jack
"Yes, child?"
Samurai Jack
"Share your thoughts on the tales of Aku."
Samurai Jack
"Well, the stories were told very well."
Samurai Jack
"Yes?"
Samurai Jack
"But I think we would like to hear a story about..."
Samurai Jack
"Samurai Jack."
Samurai Jack
"What?"
Samurai Jack
"(GROWLS)"
Samurai Jack
"So be it."
Samurai Jack
"Pay attention, children,"
Samurai Jack
"for you are about to hear the story of..."
Samurai Jack
"Jack and the three bears."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: Once upon a time,"
Samurai Jack
"there were three bears who lived together"
Samurai Jack
"in a house of wood."
Samurai Jack
"One was a little wee bear,"
Samurai Jack
"one was a middle-sized bear,"
Samurai Jack
"and the other was a great huge bear."
Samurai Jack
"I made us some porridge, comrades,"
Samurai Jack
"but, alas, it is too hot."
Samurai Jack
"That's okay, brother."
Samurai Jack
"We can go for a walk in the woods"
Samurai Jack
"while it cools off."
Samurai Jack
"Oh, yummy porridge."
Samurai Jack
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
Samurai Jack
"AKU: And while they were out,"
Samurai Jack
"a wicked samurai came to the house."
Samurai Jack
"He was not a good samurai."
Samurai Jack
"He was an impudent, bad old samurai."
Samurai Jack
"SAMURAI: Oh, yeah."
Samurai Jack
"Porridge."
Samurai Jack
"AKU: And so, the wicked samurai began to eat."
Samurai Jack
"It did not matter to him"
Samurai Jack
"if the porridge was too hot, too cold, or just right."
Samurai Jack
"He ate it all."
Samurai Jack
"Oh, yeah. Yum. (LAUGHS)"
Samurai Jack
"AKU: And then, he set off to destroy the three bears' house."
Samurai Jack
"(SWORD CLANGING)"
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"(BANGING AND CRASHING)"
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"(DOORKNOB RATTLING)"
Samurai Jack
"When the three bears returned,"
Samurai Jack
"complete destruction awaited them."
Samurai Jack
"(GASPS)"
Samurai Jack
"Someone's been eating my porridge."
Samurai Jack
"Someone's been messing with my books."
Samurai Jack
"Someone's been wearing my clothes."
Samurai Jack
"ALL: Someone wrecked our whole house."
Samurai Jack
"And there he is."
Samurai Jack
"Sleeping in my bed."
Samurai Jack
"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep."
Samurai Jack
"CHILD: Um, sir? Aku?"
Samurai Jack
"Yes, child? Why do you interrupt Aku?"
Samurai Jack
"Well, the thing is, Jack wouldn't do that."
Samurai Jack
"Oh, you know him?"
Samurai Jack
"No, but..."
Samurai Jack
"Very well. Perhaps, I exaggerated a little."
Samurai Jack
"But this next story is true to its uttermost detail."
Samurai Jack
"Once upon a time, there was a house"
Samurai Jack
"built from straw, wood and brick,"
Samurai Jack
"where three innocent little pigs"
Samurai Jack
"happily made their residence."
Samurai Jack
"Until there was a knock at the door."
Samurai Jack
"(KNOCK AT DOOR)"
Samurai Jack
"It was big, bad Jack."
Samurai Jack
"Little pig, little pig,"
Samurai Jack
"open up and let me in!"
Samurai Jack
"ALL: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chins."
Samurai Jack
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff"
Samurai Jack
"and I'm coming in."
Samurai Jack
"(SWORD CLANGING)"
Samurai Jack
"(SCREAMING)"
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