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Clips from Samurai Jack - Aku's Fairy Tales (S01E01)

"Here's Jackie."
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"CHILD: Aku? Sir?"
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"Yes, girl-child?"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"I'm scared."
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"Good. The samurai is scary."
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"But Jack would never do such a..."
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"Silence!"
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"I will continue with yet another tale."
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"The story of poor little Cinderella"
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"and her evil stepmother Jacqueline"
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"and her two wicked stepsisters Jackie and Jacqella."
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"Scrub that floor."
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"- Wash those dishes. - Make me dinner."
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"- BOY: But Jack is a man. - AKU: Very well!"
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"AKU: There once was a house made of candy,"
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"but a giant samurai came and smashed it."
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"Fo fee fi fo fum. Guess my name."
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"BOY: But, those are three different stories."
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"AKU: With great endings."
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"And so, the samurai prince"
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"finally found the magic frog and kissed him,"
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"enraging the frog, who then ate the samurai prince."
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"CHILD: But wasn't Jack just a giant?"
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"AKU: Yes, and he fell off the beanstalk."
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"- GIRL: But he wasn't on a beanstalk. - AKU: You are correct."
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"AKU: He was searching for his lost sheep,"
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"who stampeded over him."
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"BOY: That's not how the story goes."
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"AKU: Yes, it does!"
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"After barely surviving the sheep stampede,"
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"a cat in giant boots came along and kicked the samurai."
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"PHIL: What?"
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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair."
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"(NEIGHS)"
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"(SQUEAKING)"
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"GIRL: What's happening?"
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"Enough."
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"Here is the truest tale of all."
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"There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard"
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"and there was a pathetic little samurai,"
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"and the wizard destroyed him."
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"(EXPLOSIONS)"
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"The end."
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"No, that's not how it would happen."
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"Yeah."
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"First, it would be a misty night."
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"BOY 1: And, Jack would be climbing a huge castle."
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"BOY 2: But not before he defeated"
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"its eight foot, six-armed mutant guard."
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"(GROWLING)"
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"BOY 3: Yeah."
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"Then he will be climbing all battle damaged."
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"GIRL: With his hair all messed up."
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"BOY 43 With his sword in his teeth."
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"(GROWLING)"
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"BOY 2: Yeah."
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"And as Jack reaches the top of the castle,"
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"Aku would creepily creep out from the shadows."
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"BOY 1: But Jack can smell his terrible stench."
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"- BOY 3: And then they fight. - BOY 2: Not yet."
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"BOY 2: First, they would stare each other down."
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"- BOY 3: And then, they fight. - BOY 2: No, not yet."
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"BOY 1: Jack would first say,"
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""You have plagued the land with your evil long enough."
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"Prepare to meet your doom.""
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"BOY 3: And then they fight."
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"BOY 2: No, not yet."
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"GIRL: Because Aku would answer,"
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""You are a truly powerful samurai,"
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"but no match for my evil wizardry.""
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"BOY 3: Now?"
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"GIRL: Now."
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"BOY 3: And then, they fight!"
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"GIRL: Aku quickly turns into a huge, uh..."
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"BOY 3: ...dragon-like creature."
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"GIRL: But he's no match for Jack's samurai skills."
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"And with one mighty blow..."
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"(CLANGS)"
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"...Jack destroys Aku."
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"BOY 2: Then he would sheath his sword all cool-style"
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"and say,"
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"BOY 1: "My quest has ended."
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""I will now travel back to my own time"
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"and undo the evil that Aku has done.""
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"CHILDREN; The end."
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"(CHILDREN CHEERING)"
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"♪ Watch out!"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack ♪"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Watch out!"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Back to the past"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Watch out!"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Watch out!"
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"♪ Got to get back"
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"♪ Jack, Jack, Jack"
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"♪ Samurai Jack"
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"♪ Watch out! ♪"
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