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Clips from American Auto - Charity Dinner (S01E01)

"Wow! I mean, based on the way you normally dress,"
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"I just assumed you were religious or something."
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"- Um... - Oh, this is Richard. Sadie."
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"- Hi. How do you do? - Sadie, my husband, Richard."
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"- Hi. - Nice to meet you."
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"This is much nicer than she usually dresses."
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"I'm not sure why we're still talking about my--"
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"Doesn't matter. How's it going with the board?"
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"Oh, she just dazzled Westfall and Genzlinger."
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"Well, the one I really need to impress is McGarry."
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"You know, if you have the support of the chairman,"
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"the rest of these idiots don't matter."
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"Right."
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"Has anybody seen him, by the way?"
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"No, but Novie and Cantley-Kashima are over there."
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"Oh, great. We'll knock 'em both out at once."
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"Who are they talking to? - Oh, that's that astronaut."
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"Yeah, I think he runs an aerospace firm."
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"Oh, It's Charlie Altman. Halo Aeronautics."
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"- Oh. - He just left Halo, actually."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Where do you go from there? - Hmm."
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"It's an open bar,"
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"so anything you want to drink, free."
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"I know how open bar works, Wesley."
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"Wesley, do you know why Charlie Altman is here?"
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"Seems like he's getting real cozy with the board."
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"Oh, you know what? I know he went to dinner"
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"with some of them a few nights ago."
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"London Chop House. - London Chop House?"
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"That's where they took me when they offered me the CEO job."
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"Oh."
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"Ruh-roh!"
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"Could I have a lot of shots of something?"
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"- Mark. - Katherine."
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"- So nice to see you. - Nice to see you as well."
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"Hey, do you know Charlie? - Charlie Altman."
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"Houston, we have an astronaut."
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"Katherine Hastings. It's a pleasure."
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"Charlie was telling me some amazing stories"
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"from his old space shuttle years."
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"Wow. What an accomplishment that must have been."
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"I mean, piloting-- well, actually,"
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"do you fly, or are they more computerized nowadays?"
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"Computers do most of the work."
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"So you're sort of along for the ride,"
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"kind of a passenger on a bus."
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"I'm sure it's just a bit more complicated than that."
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"Yes, of course."
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"Otherwise, we would just have sent monkeys up there."
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"Although I guess at first, we did."
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"We did some monkeys up there. That worked out all right."
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"And how are you finding the new job?"
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"Big Pharma to Big Auto--"
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"those are some pretty different skill sets."
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"Yeah, you know, but selling is selling."
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"And when you have a great product,"
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"it kind of sells itself, so-- - I'm glad to hear it."
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"Just don't go getting a bunch of old grannies"
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"addicted to cars."
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"Didn't work out so well for you last time, did it?"
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"No. And I heard you just left Halo."
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"Hope it wasn't a MeToo situation."
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"No, no, no."
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"I'm sure we would have heard something about that."
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"Yeah, of course, we would have."
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"Although, with NDAs these days,"
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"you know, you don't always hear."
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"You made that point last week."
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"I mean, you're talking torque versus power."
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"Exactly."
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"EVs, isn't it? You can't quite get both."
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"Unless you're the Roadster 250."
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"Zero to 60 in under 2 seconds."
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"See, that's not even fair."
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"The McLaren takes three seconds--the McLaren."
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"- I know, it's crazy. - It's ridiculous."
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"Is it true red cars go faster?"
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"Oh."
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"My brother told me that as a kid."
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"I'm just hearing how dumb it sounds."
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"It's not. No, that's not dumb."
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"Could be true. - It is possible."
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"- Yeah, we should look into it. - Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"From bringing clean water to the Congo"
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"to rebuilding homes..."
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"Unbelievable."
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"This guy is auditioning for my job in front of me."
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"He's got balls. I'll give him that."
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"You have balls. You have big balls."
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"I mean, they're lady balls, but they're big."
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"...Michigan Mentors,"
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"pairing at-risk Detroit youth with consistent role models."
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"Thanks to the Payne Foundation"
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"and the Michigan Mentors, there's nothing I can't do."
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"It went it! Oh, my God! It went in!"
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"He is adorable."
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"You know what? Maybe I should become a mentor."
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"Leave those children alone."
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"They have enough problems as it is."
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"And now your master of ceremonies, Tom Bergeron!"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"I love how they edited that video"
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"to make it seem like it went right in the basket."
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"Yes, I am Tom Bergeron."
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"Welcome to the Payne Foundation's 65th Annual Gala."
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"The Paynes really are an amazing family."
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"Take Amelia Payne, for example."
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"Just made "Forbes'" 30 Under 30 list."
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"I'm sorry, Amelia, the work is good,"
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"but I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate."
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"Then there's Marshall Payne, award-winning novelist."
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"Marshall writes books about--"
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"Uh-oh, roasting time. I can take it."
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"This must be what a marshmallow feels like."
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"This must be what a marshmallow feels like."
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"- I heard you. - I heard you."
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"They get roasted."
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"- I got it. - Stop it."
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