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Clips from American Auto - Charity Dinner (S01E01)

"Then Landon Payne--"
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"pro-golfer, successful at hitting both the ball"
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"and the bowl, if you know what I mean,"
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"You do smoke weed, though. You do."
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"Shh, quiet."
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"And Hunter Payne."
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"You know, Hunter won his last election by six points,"
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"and he would have won by more, but his check bounced."
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"Wish I made the same joke, man."
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"It's not really that good."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"♪"
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"Whew. Shall we hit the bar?"
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"No! No! Let's do a couple more."
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"Okay. Couple more."
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"Guess who I am."
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"- Flavor Flav! - Flavor Flav!"
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"Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy!"
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"Yeah, boy!"
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"Oh."
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"Hi. Sorry. Excuse me."
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"Aren't you--aren't you the chap from the video?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"The foundation invited Andre and me to the dinner."
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"I'm Sierra. I run the mentorship program."
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"Elliot. Hi. It's a wonderful-looking program."
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"I have to say, young Andre here really tore up"
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"the silver screen over there-- a true showman."
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"I like your accent. He sounds just like James Bond."
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"Oh, gosh."
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"Wow. That's--that's honestly one of the nicest things"
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"anyone's ever said to me, Andre,"
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"you silver-tongued charmer."
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"I was a real 007 fan when I was a boy, you know?"
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""Shaken, not stirred.""
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"It's Sprite, but, uh, you know..."
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"- It's pretty funny, right? - Say something else."
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"Uh, okay. What would he say?"
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"He'd say, "Moneypenny, get in here"
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"and bring Q with you," or something."
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"It's not a direct quote. It's pretty good, isn't it?"
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"Uh, you know, I actually have got"
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"a lot of spare weekends now, you know, since the divorce,"
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"Um, and I was thinking I could possibly volunteer"
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"to be Andre's big brother."
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"- Michigan Mentor. - Right. Yeah, whatever."
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"Well, Andre actually already has a mentor,"
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"but there are a lot of other boys who could use one."
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"Right. Yeah, well-- oh, no, well, I'm sure."
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"I can--I can-- I can well imagine."
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"Um, so how does it work?"
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"Is there sort of a menu that I can sort of pick from?"
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"Oh, no. I'll just take down your information,"
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"and we'll assign you someone."
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"Oh, oh, a-a surprise."
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"Oh. I love surprises."
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"I know, but it's weird"
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"he couldn't think of anything bad to say about me."
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"It's like, I'm not perfect, Tom Bergeron."
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"Or maybe he didn't think you was important enough"
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"to mention-- you ever thought of that?"
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"Ha ha, burn."
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"One Pinot and one club soda with lime, please."
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"- Not a big drinker, huh? - Oh, I'm such a lightweight."
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"I got to stay sharp."
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"It's an all-hands-on kind of night."
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"Can I just say-- i-it's really cool"
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"how supportive you are of Katherine."
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"Not a lot of guys would do that."
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"She is the CEO of a "Fortune" 500 company."
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"Mm."
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"I teach math to fourth graders."
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"So, if I have to hold her purse sometimes to let her shine,"
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"I'm happy to do it."
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"My ex dumped me 'cause I wouldn't let him promote"
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"his essential-oils pyramid scheme on my work listserv."
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"Oh, you know, it's a two-way street."
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"I hold her purse at fancy galas,"
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"and she comes to my PTA mixers..."
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"I mean, if she's not off"
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"doing business in Mumbai or someplace."
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"Oh, well, I doubt she'll have to go to Mumbai anytime soon."
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"What about that new factory,"
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"the one in Mumbai..."
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"that she keeps going to?"
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"Oh, Mumbai, India."
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"Uh, yeah, I-I think we got--"
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"I mean, I'm not really on the manufacturing side,"
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"but Asia--"
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"I-I..."
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"- Richard, wait, wait-- - What have you been doing"
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"when you say you're in India? - W-where?"
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"India, that country in Asia"
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"you claim you've been traveling to?"
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"Richard was just asking about the new plant,"
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"and I couldn't remember if you've been going to Mumbai"
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"technically or just the Greater Mumbai area."
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"- Are you cheating on me? - Richard, please!"
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"Can we talk about this in private?"
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"- Yeah, fine. - Thank you so much."
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"Is it someone at work?"
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"Is it that British lawyer guy? - Ew! No!"
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"I mean, obviously, not him specifically, but it could be--"
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"Richard, I am not cheating on you."
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"Sometimes I just check into a hotel for a couple of nights."
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"- What? - Alone. Alone."
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"I order room service. I watch movies."
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"We have every streaming service on the planet"
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"at our house. - There's something special"
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"about channel surfing in a hotel."
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"You get in in the middle of the movie,"
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"Who are these people? How did they get here?"
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"I don't know. I'm just here to have a good time."
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"Wait, so all the times that you said you couldn't make"
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"one of my events,"
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"it's because you wanted to watch pay-per-view?"
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"My job is meeting after meeting and speeches"
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"and interviews and dinners,"
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"and sometimes I just need a little me time."
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""Me time"?"
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