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Clips from The Monkees - Alias Micky Dolenz (S01E01)

"- It's you! - Huh?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's me alright, huh."
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"Well, when did you get out?"
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"About twenty minutes ago. I thought it was gonna"
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"be such a groovy day, I'd take a little drive-"
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"No, no, no! Don't come any closer."
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"Uh, what's the matter? Did I say something wrong?"
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"No, no, just don't touch me."
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"Hey, what's the matter with you?"
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"- Look, I'm sorry! - Hey!"
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"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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"Alright. I believe you."
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"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Honest, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!"
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready,"
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"We may be comin' to your town"
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"Micky, you gotta go in there and report this."
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"Look. What are you gonna do, promote violence on the street?"
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"He didn't mean any harm. What violence? He's just a typical psychopathic killer."
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"- Yeah, I'm sure. Micky. - Come on."
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"Look, will you please get in here?"
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"Hello, sir. I, uh."
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"It's you. It's him! Watch out!"
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"Here we go again. Look, I've just come in to report a beating."
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"Did you kill him?"
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"I didn't do the beating!"
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"Oh, believe me, I'm sorry."
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"No, it's okay. I don't think I can take any more apologies."
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"Wh-wh-would you, hold it! Both of you, please."
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"This is Micky Dolenz of The Monkees. Thank you."
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"You mean you're not Baby Face?"
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"Baby-? Well, my mother used to call me goo-goo eyes. Ah."
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"Now, then, let's get down to cases."
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"Take a look at that face."
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"Yuck! Uh. Ugly! Oh, that guy is ugly!"
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"You know who that is?"
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"Well, whoever he is, he's a sneaky, vicious, mean type looking person."
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"Vicious, sneaky, ooh."
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"Why, that, that's me. Heh. That honest looking, handsome faced guy is me, aheh."
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"Well, that's a very flattering picture."
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"That happens to be Baby Face Morales, the most vicious killer in America."
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"You're kidding."
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"We got him, but we didn't get his mob, and we didn't recover the loot."
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"What-where do, where do I come in?"
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"We want you to get the hoods and come back with the goods."
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"Oh, you want me to get the hoods and the goods."
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"No, no, no."
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"Get the goods on the hoods."
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"We want you to get the goods and the hoods."
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"Oh, I see. They want, they want me to get the goods and the hoods-"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. He said, "Get the goods with the hoods"."
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"You first take the foot and the goods."
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"The goods and the hoods on the rood."
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"Enough!"
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"All I want you to do is impersonate Baby Face."
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"Now, we'll send out an announcement that he escaped from prison."
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"Enough!"
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"What, what, impersonating a gangster? I can't do that."
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"Well, gangsters are just like ordinary people... with Tommy guns."
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"Don't do it. You've got to get killed."
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"Right."
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"Okay, but be careful. Baby Face got a lot of enemies on the outside,"
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"and a guy with a face like yours could get hurt."
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"Don't be silly. Heh. I'm not gonna get hurt; I'm too careful."
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"When do we start?"
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"Now, before you contact Baby Face's gang,"
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"you've got to learn all his mannerisms."
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"Who can teach me that?"
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"Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
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"Hey, wait, I know; you look like me. Sneaky and vicious."
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"I'm, uh, your cousin Micky from Sandusky, Ohio."
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"I've been kinda out of touch with the family. Sit down."
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"You know, I've, I've followed your exploits,"
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"Baby Face, and I, and I've tried to model myself after you,"
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"like the way you walk, for instance."
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"Hey, cool it. That's not the way I walk."
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"My walk is, uh, more like this."
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"Got it?"
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"Okay, let me try, Baby Face."
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"Uh, it's pretty good."
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"You know, uh, I'd, uh, I'd also like to learn how you talk."
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"Can't, uh, can't expect no miracles, heh."
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"What kind of expressions do you use if you're,"
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"if you're being rough to somebody?"
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"Oh, if I get a sort of guy I don't like, I, uh, first, I, uh, grab him by the shirt,"
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"then I look him in the eye, and I say, uh, "So's your old man"."
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"So's your old man."
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"Get lost!"
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"Get lost."
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"Hey, you're pretty good."
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"Hey, you're pretty good."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Shut up, you got it already!"
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"Um, I-I'll try to be exactly like you, Baby Face,"
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"now, and you tell me if I do anything wrong."
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"Okay, big man. Now you're asking for it."
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"Here's what happens when somebody double-crosses Baby Face."
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"Oh. I'm sorry, Baby Face. Guess I kinda got carried away."
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"No, cousin. Now you're gonna get carried away."
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"G-guard! Help! Wait, no!"
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"I'm your cousin, Micky from-Guard! Guard, help!"
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"Now first, you'll go to the Purple Pelican where you contact"
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"one of Baby Face's friends, and he'll take you to the gang's hideout."
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"Well, how will I recognize his friends?"
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"Don't worry, they'll probably recognize you. Now it'll be one of these people."
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"Now this is Tony Ferano, alias Big Tony,"
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"alias Tony the Rock, alias Tony the Slasher, alias Kissing Clyde."
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"Kissing Clyde?"
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"In Detroit, he committed extortion, illegal entry,"
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"and headed up the numbers racket there."
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"Then he quit the police department and joined up with Baby Face."
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"He sounds like a tough customer."
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"Now, this is Mugsy Ruckyzer alias Mugsy Ruck,"
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