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Clips from The Monkees - The Monkees on Tour (S01E01)

"Hello. This is the last show of the season,"
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"and we'd really like to thank you for watching."
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"A lot of groovy things have happened to us this year,"
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"and we really appreciate it."
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"Have a dime for a cup of coffee?"
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"That's David Jones. He's a young thingy, don't you know?"
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"You wanna go help an old man across the street?"
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"No."
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"Well, I want you to go help an old man across the street."
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"Anyway, just stay tuned; we think we have something real groovy for ya."
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"We want you kids to see what happens to us on the day of a concert."
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"It's a night of a concert."
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"The night of the concert."
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"Night. Night of a concert. He'd be a good fella"
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"if he just build up his self-c-self-self-confidence."
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready,"
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"We may be comin' to your town"
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"The Monkees brought to you by Kellogg's"
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"K-E double L, O double good,"
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"Kellogg's best to you"
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"It's my coat."
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"Well, why didn't you bring a big sign?"
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"Because we didn't have enough time! Nobody knew about it 'til just now!"
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"No, I haven't seen my daughters, my son, but I do believe they're up there."
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"...heard on the radio, we came rushing down here-"
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"- About nine o'clock. - Why?"
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"Because we love 'em! They're so great!"
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"Is that the group... Monkees? I thought it was the Rolling Stones!"
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"We want the Monkees! We want the Monkees!"
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"Davy! Davy!"
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"Are you waiting for the Monkees?"
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"No, I'm waiting for Elvis."
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"How many ahead of us? Two ahead of us. Motorcycles."
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"It's the morning, man, what can I tell ya?"
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"The thing that's odd is because everybody laughs at"
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"me because I use all the preparations and all things that a,"
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"that a girl uses, I use it on my hair too, you know."
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"Some of you people are up very early, man."
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"It's a drag. I think someone's following me."
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"Okay, give me a big sandwich."
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"What's happening? Oh, there's my purse."
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"I am picking the sandwich up."
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"I am putting the sandwich in my mouth. I am biting the sandwich."
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"I don't know what that one is."
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"Oh, well, sure, why not. Extravagant? A dollar twenty, right?"
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"I mean, you give 'em a dollar fifteen and keep 'em in their place."
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"Oh. Sorry. I better, I better go."
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"Will somebody go and wake Micky up?"
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"Hello, is-can I have Micky's room please, Micky Dolenz?"
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"Ohh, Micky!"
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"You ain't got no wings, you chicken. I've met your type before."
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"You don't have any wings. Don't come near me!"
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"Ooh. I noticed you've been chasing me all this time."
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"Now, things are gonna change, man. I am gonna chase you."
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"You ready? Go. Run. Run. No, you're chasing me."
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"Oh, darn! Oh, we got to get one for Cam! Where's your piece of paper?"
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"Over here, I don't care."
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"Quick, quick, would you put to Cam, to Cam, C-A-M. To Cam."
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"I'm good for an amateur. Middling, I guess is what you'd call me."
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"I'd like a nice rough one."
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"He's good; he's been a jockey."
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"I just wanna go bareback, man, I'm-"
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"What do you think of the long hair styles these days?"
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"My goodness, your hair is as long as mine, huh!"
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"Are you a boy or a girl, ha ha ha ha!"
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"Do you realize you have a Monkee on your back?"
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"I just wanna ride you, man, you know. You ever wanted to ride a person?"
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"I don't wanna say that, uh, you're a horse, but you're no deer, dear."
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"If you do a good job there, nice horse, and don't throw me off,"
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"and be careful, 'cause I don't have any boots on."
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"How long do you plan to be out now?"
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"Three or four days, we don't know, man."
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"Well, here we are back again, the same spot."
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"I gotta tell ya, these boots are awful thin."
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"They weren't madefor walking, baby."
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"Reports have it that the Monkees are"
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"getting closer to KRUX and the Shannon program."
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"A matter of minutes before the Monkees hit KRUX!"
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"Here is this."
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"What is this? Lenny, get out of the radio station, man! Totally away!"
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"What's going on here? Go away, everybody!"
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"What are you, what are you doing?! Can I get back in there?"
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"Go away, will ya please?!"
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"Uh, where's the disc jockey?"
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"Taking Monkee requests, call in, KRUX farm report. Tell 'em."
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"We've, uh, got the farm report here."
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"Uh and they're, are cows is up fourteen and chickens is down twenty-seven and, uh,"
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"pigs is down thirty-seven and most of the javelina hogs is just fine like they is."
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"We're gonna go into our mail bag now"
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"with a letter here from Mr. Leonard T. Kretchlow."
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"Every morning I get up about seven thirty and wander out into the yard."
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"There I notice that several of my chickens is now laying on the ground,"
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"cold and stiff with their feet in the air."
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"Could you tell me, possibly, what is wrong with them?"
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"Mr. Kretchlow... Mr. Kretchlow, your chickens are dead."
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"- That's the KRUX farm report. - Chickens are dead."
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"You tell me that you've never been this way before"
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"You tell me things I know that I've heard somewhere"
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"You're standing in the places and you're staring down through faces"
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"That bring to mind traces of a girl,"
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"a girl that I knew somewhere"
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"I just can't put my finger on what it is"
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"That says to me, watch out, don't believe her"
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"I can't give any reasons girl, my thoughts are bound down in a whirl"
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"I just can't think who in the world was that girl,"
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"I know I met her somewhere"
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"Someway, somehow this same thing was done"
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"Someone, somewhere did me this same wrong"
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"Well goodbye dear, I just can't take this chance again"
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"My fingers are still burning from the last time"
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"And if your love was not a game, I only have myself to blame"
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"That's as maybe, I can't explain,"
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