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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Doctor (S01E01)

...Captain Nelson is posing as a Dr. Rasha Houn.

"...Captain Nelson is posing as a Dr. Rasha Houn."

I Dream of Jeannie

He tried to operate this morning, and Captain Healey...

"He tried to operate this morning, and Captain Healey..."

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... jumped off the operating table and fled from the room.

"... jumped off the operating table and fled from the room."

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l can't say that l blame him.

"l can't say that l blame him."

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Can you prove any of this?

"Can you prove any of this?"

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l think l can, if you wouldn't mind coming to the hospital.

"l think l can, if you wouldn't mind coming to the hospital."

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You couldn't keep me away.

"You couldn't keep me away."

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And if you're wrong, doctor....

"And if you're wrong, doctor...."

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Oh don't worry, general.

"Oh don't worry, general."

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l promise you this time we're gonna catch Captain Nelson red-handed.

"l promise you this time we're gonna catch Captain Nelson red-handed."

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l'll see you at the hospital, sir.

"l'll see you at the hospital, sir."

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-Friend or foe? -Foe.

"-Friend or foe? -Foe."

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-Find Dr. Bellows? -No. No, he's gone.

"-Find Dr. Bellows? -No. No, he's gone."

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-Well, that makes two of us. -Would you just relax, huh?

"-Well, that makes two of us. -Would you just relax, huh?"

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What's to relax about?

"What's to relax about?"

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At 2:00, look who's gonna operate on me.

"At 2:00, look who's gonna operate on me."

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l am exhausted.

"l am exhausted."

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-Being a nurse is very hard work. -Gee, should be a cinch for you.

"-Being a nurse is very hard work. -Gee, should be a cinch for you."

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All you have to do-- Hey, wait a minute.

"All you have to do-- Hey, wait a minute."

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What's the matter with me? l don't have to have that operation.

"What's the matter with me? l don't have to have that operation."

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Roger, you have appendicitis.

"Roger, you have appendicitis."

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l know l have.

"l know l have."

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But Jeannie could cure that with a blink, right?

"But Jeannie could cure that with a blink, right?"

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l would be happy to.

"l would be happy to."

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Well, that's a wonderful idea.

"Well, that's a wonderful idea."

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lt's great. lt's impossible.

"lt's great. lt's impossible."

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-Why? -Why?

"-Why? -Why?"

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Why, you just heard her say she could do it.

"Why, you just heard her say she could do it."

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That's not the point, Roger. We can't afford a miracle cure.

"That's not the point, Roger. We can't afford a miracle cure."

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Your appendicitis disappears by itself, doctors are gonna ask questions.

"Your appendicitis disappears by itself, doctors are gonna ask questions."

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-How you gonna answer them? -l'll think of something.

"-How you gonna answer them? -l'll think of something."

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l'm sorry. l'm sorry.

"l'm sorry. l'm sorry."

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lt's a very simple operation. You have to go through with it.

"lt's a very simple operation. You have to go through with it."

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Well, if you're so eager, why don't you have it?

"Well, if you're so eager, why don't you have it?"

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Because l don't have appendicitis.

"Because l don't have appendicitis."

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Well, since you do not need me, l will go back to work.

"Well, since you do not need me, l will go back to work."

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All right, men.

"All right, men."

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Wait a minute, guys. What's that?

"Wait a minute, guys. What's that?"

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We're taking you to the operating room.

"We're taking you to the operating room."

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Wait a minute. l'm a sick man. l don't wanna go to the operating room.

"Wait a minute. l'm a sick man. l don't wanna go to the operating room."

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All right. Just relax.

"All right. Just relax."

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Just relax. Everything's going to be fine.

"Just relax. Everything's going to be fine."

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Put your head down, please. Thank you.

"Put your head down, please. Thank you."

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Doctor. l'll take care of this, thank you.

"Doctor. l'll take care of this, thank you."

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Thank you, doctor.

"Thank you, doctor."

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-Tony, would you do me a favour? -What, what?

"-Tony, would you do me a favour? -What, what?"

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Before you operate, could you read a medical pamphlet?

"Before you operate, could you read a medical pamphlet?"

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l'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

"l'm not gonna let anything happen to you."

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Of course not.

"Of course not."

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l'm leaving you my chess set, my little black book....

"l'm leaving you my chess set, my little black book...."

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Stop talking like that. You're making me nervous.

"Stop talking like that. You're making me nervous."

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l'm making you nervous?

"l'm making you nervous?"

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Boy, you need four hands to work in this place.

"Boy, you need four hands to work in this place."

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Would you like four hands?

"Would you like four hands?"

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No, thank you. l'd have to buy too many gloves.

"No, thank you. l'd have to buy too many gloves."

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You're green, aren't you?

"You're green, aren't you?"

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No.

"No."

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Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

"Well, there's nothing to be ashamed of."

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We all have to start someplace.

"We all have to start someplace."

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-ls this your first hospital? -Oh, no.

"-ls this your first hospital? -Oh, no."

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l worked at the Babylon Memorial Hospital.

"l worked at the Babylon Memorial Hospital."

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-ln New York? -No. ln Babylon.

"-ln New York? -No. ln Babylon."

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Would you give me one of those test tubes over there, honey?

"Would you give me one of those test tubes over there, honey?"

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Which one would you like?

"Which one would you like?"

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The one on the-- Oh, thank you very much.

"The one on the-- Oh, thank you very much."

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You haven't been here long enough to know...

"You haven't been here long enough to know..."

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...but let me tell you something. The equipment in this hospital....

"...but let me tell you something. The equipment in this hospital...."

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Did l bring the wrong test tube?

"Did l bring the wrong test tube?"

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You stay right there.

"You stay right there."

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You stay right here. l'll be right back.

"You stay right here. l'll be right back."

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-l'll go with you. -No, no. Stay here.

"-l'll go with you. -No, no. Stay here."

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Have l done something to offend thee?

"Have l done something to offend thee?"

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No, but you've done something to offend me.

"No, but you've done something to offend me."

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Now, please, don't be frightened, miss.

"Now, please, don't be frightened, miss."

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She's an amateur magician.

"She's an amateur magician."

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She's just nursing as a hobby.

"She's just nursing as a hobby."

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So you don't have to worry about this. l think she's going to give it up.

"So you don't have to worry about this. l think she's going to give it up."

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-What did l do wrong? -l'll tell you what you did wrong.

"-What did l do wrong? -l'll tell you what you did wrong."

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You got out of your bottle this morning.

"You got out of your bottle this morning."

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What are you trying to do, bring hospital down around our ears?

"What are you trying to do, bring hospital down around our ears?"

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l'm being helpful. There's a shortage of nurses.

"l'm being helpful. There's a shortage of nurses."

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Well, if you really want to be helpful, blink yourself out and go home.

"Well, if you really want to be helpful, blink yourself out and go home."

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-The patient in 31 2 needs a back rub. -Let him do it himself.

"-The patient in 31 2 needs a back rub. -Let him do it himself."

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The patient in 31 4 asked me to read to her?

"The patient in 31 4 asked me to read to her?"

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No.

"No."

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The patient in 31 6 says that if l would come down--

"The patient in 31 6 says that if l would come down--"

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Out!

"Out!"

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Hello. Very nice seeing you this way.

"Hello. Very nice seeing you this way."

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-ls Jeannie all right? -Yeah, Jeannie's fine.

"-ls Jeannie all right? -Yeah, Jeannie's fine."

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The hospital's in trouble.

"The hospital's in trouble."

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-Here's my plan. -Yeah.

"-Here's my plan. -Yeah."

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l'm gonna take you to the operating room....

"l'm gonna take you to the operating room...."

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l'll take you to the operating room, and then sneak out of here.

"l'll take you to the operating room, and then sneak out of here."

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When Dr. Bellows can't find me, he'll have no choice...

"When Dr. Bellows can't find me, he'll have no choice..."

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...but to get another doctor to operate on you.

"...but to get another doctor to operate on you."

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Gee, l don't know how to thank you.

"Gee, l don't know how to thank you."

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lt's wonderful for you not to operate on me.

"lt's wonderful for you not to operate on me."

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Well, maybe someday you won't operate on me.

"Well, maybe someday you won't operate on me."

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Anytime.

"Anytime."

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Doctor. Thank you.

"Doctor. Thank you."

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Thank you for coming, general.

"Thank you for coming, general."

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Don't thank me yet, doctor. You better be right.

"Don't thank me yet, doctor. You better be right."

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l can't believe that Tony Nelson's involved with anything like this.

"l can't believe that Tony Nelson's involved with anything like this."

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You don't have to believe it, sir.

"You don't have to believe it, sir."

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l'm gonna prove it to you.

"l'm gonna prove it to you."

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ln my book, Captain Nelson is one of the finest astronauts we have.

"ln my book, Captain Nelson is one of the finest astronauts we have."

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Don't misunderstand me, general. l'm not questioning his capabilities.

"Don't misunderstand me, general. l'm not questioning his capabilities."

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All l'm saying is that he does some very peculiar things.

"All l'm saying is that he does some very peculiar things."

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What kind of peculiar things?

"What kind of peculiar things?"

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Well, today is Saturday.

"Well, today is Saturday."

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While most of the other astronauts are out playing golf...

"While most of the other astronauts are out playing golf..."

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...Captain Nelson is here operating on Captain Healey.

"...Captain Nelson is here operating on Captain Healey."

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Now, doesn't that strike you as being a little peculiar?

"Now, doesn't that strike you as being a little peculiar?"

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lt doesn't strike me as anything until you've proved it.

"lt doesn't strike me as anything until you've proved it."

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lt'll be a pleasure.

"lt'll be a pleasure."

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l'll go find Captain Nelson.

"l'll go find Captain Nelson."

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l think he's in Captain Healey's room.

"l think he's in Captain Healey's room."

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Would you mind staying out of sight a few minutes, general?

"Would you mind staying out of sight a few minutes, general?"

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l don't want to scare him off.

"l don't want to scare him off."

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l cancelled a meeting in Washington for this.

"l cancelled a meeting in Washington for this."

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