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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Doctor (S01E01)

Hello.

"Hello."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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What?

"What?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Yes, sir. Thanks for calling.

"Yes, sir. Thanks for calling."

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l'll get down to the hospital right away.

"l'll get down to the hospital right away."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Roger. Roger!

"Roger. Roger!"

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Roger? Roge!

"Roger? Roge!"

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Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

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Jeannie? Jeannie!

"Jeannie? Jeannie!"

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-Yes, master? -Good morning.

"-Yes, master? -Good morning."

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l'm in kind of a hurry. Could you--? Would you mind?

"l'm in kind of a hurry. Could you--? Would you mind?"

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Where are you going? You've not had your breakfast yet.

"Where are you going? You've not had your breakfast yet."

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Well, l'm in kind of a hurry.

"Well, l'm in kind of a hurry."

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l just got a call from the hospital. Roger's having an appendectomy.

"l just got a call from the hospital. Roger's having an appendectomy."

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What is an appendectomy?

"What is an appendectomy?"

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The appendix is an organ right here...

"The appendix is an organ right here..."

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...and when you have it taken out, that's called an appendectomy.

"...and when you have it taken out, that's called an appendectomy."

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-ls it serious? -Well, no, not really.

"-ls it serious? -Well, no, not really."

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Then you have time for a cup of coffee.

"Then you have time for a cup of coffee."

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Maybe a quick one. Thanks.

"Maybe a quick one. Thanks."

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Do you know that thou has the most beautiful hands l've ever seen?

"Do you know that thou has the most beautiful hands l've ever seen?"

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l beg your pardon?

"l beg your pardon?"

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They remind me of the hands of the great Rasha Houn.

"They remind me of the hands of the great Rasha Houn."

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Oh, really? Who was he?

"Oh, really? Who was he?"

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He was a famous surgeon in ancient Carthage.

"He was a famous surgeon in ancient Carthage."

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You know, it's funny you should say that.

"You know, it's funny you should say that."

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Know what l wanted to be ever since l was a kid more than anything?

"Know what l wanted to be ever since l was a kid more than anything?"

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-What? -Well, you'll laugh. A surgeon.

"-What? -Well, you'll laugh. A surgeon."

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-Really? -Yeah.

"-Really? -Yeah."

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Roger.

"Roger."

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Hi, Tony. What are you doing here?

"Hi, Tony. What are you doing here?"

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Scalpel, doctor.

"Scalpel, doctor."

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Help. Help!

"Help. Help!"

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Help!

"Help!"

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Help! Don't touch me.

"Help! Don't touch me."

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Don't be ridiculous, Roger.

"Don't be ridiculous, Roger."

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l'm not gonna hurt you.

"l'm not gonna hurt you."

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Keep away from me!

"Keep away from me!"

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Keep that away from me. Help!

"Keep that away from me. Help!"

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Get back on the table.

"Get back on the table."

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-What's going on here? -l changed my mind, doctor.

"-What's going on here? -l changed my mind, doctor."

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l don't need an operation. Just had a touch of indigestion.

"l don't need an operation. Just had a touch of indigestion."

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Captain Healey! Come back here!

"Captain Healey! Come back here!"

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l can't understand what got into him, doctor?

"l can't understand what got into him, doctor?"

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lt's a very clear case of preoperative shock.

"lt's a very clear case of preoperative shock."

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Preoperative shock? l never heard of that.

"Preoperative shock? l never heard of that."

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Well, it's very common in the bush country.

"Well, it's very common in the bush country."

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Excuse me, please. Thank you.

"Excuse me, please. Thank you."

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The bush country?

"The bush country?"

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Doctor.

"Doctor."

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Oh, doctor. Just a moment.

"Oh, doctor. Just a moment."

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l don't believe we've met.

"l don't believe we've met."

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l'm Dr. Bellows, senior psychiatrist here at the base.

"l'm Dr. Bellows, senior psychiatrist here at the base."

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Oh, yes, of course. Pardon the glove.

"Oh, yes, of course. Pardon the glove."

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l'm Dr. Rasha Houn.

"l'm Dr. Rasha Houn."

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-Oh, you're new here? -Yes, yes, you might say that.

"-Oh, you're new here? -Yes, yes, you might say that."

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They just flew me in for the operation.

"They just flew me in for the operation."

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They flew you in to perform a simple appendectomy?

"They flew you in to perform a simple appendectomy?"

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Yes, that's correct.

"Yes, that's correct."

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Well, doctor, there aren't any complications...

"Well, doctor, there aren't any complications..."

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...that l'm not aware of, are there?

"...that l'm not aware of, are there?"

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Yes, there is one complication.

"Yes, there is one complication."

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However, l expect to have it straightened out in a moment or two.

"However, l expect to have it straightened out in a moment or two."

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ls it something that you'd like to tell me about?

"ls it something that you'd like to tell me about?"

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No, l don't think so.

"No, l don't think so."

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Well, then. lf there's anything that you should need, l'll be around.

"Well, then. lf there's anything that you should need, l'll be around."

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l don't think l'll need your help. Thank you.

"l don't think l'll need your help. Thank you."

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l'll have Captain Healey brought back to the operating room for you.

"l'll have Captain Healey brought back to the operating room for you."

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-Don't bother. -Don't bother?

"-Don't bother. -Don't bother?"

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No, he needs his rest.

"No, he needs his rest."

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Well, you're the doctor, doctor.

"Well, you're the doctor, doctor."

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Yes, l am.

"Yes, l am."

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l'll reschedule his surgery for 2:00 this afternoon.

"l'll reschedule his surgery for 2:00 this afternoon."

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l'll see you then.

"l'll see you then."

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Strange...

"Strange..."

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...l could have sworn we've met before.

"...l could have sworn we've met before."

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Oh, nurse.

"Oh, nurse."

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Could you tell me where Captain Healey's room is, please?

"Could you tell me where Captain Healey's room is, please?"

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Oh, that's 304. Right down the hall, doctor.

"Oh, that's 304. Right down the hall, doctor."

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Oh, thank you. Thank you.

"Oh, thank you. Thank you."

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-Hi, Roge. How you feeling? -How do l feel?

"-Hi, Roge. How you feeling? -How do l feel?"

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How would you feel if a friend started to operate on you...

"How would you feel if a friend started to operate on you..."

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...with a scalpel that big?

"...with a scalpel that big?"

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What do you think l am?

"What do you think l am?"

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l know what you are. You're a quack.

"l know what you are. You're a quack."

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Roge, l wasn't gonna operate on you.

"Roge, l wasn't gonna operate on you."

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What were you doing with that outfit on and that scalpel in your hand?

"What were you doing with that outfit on and that scalpel in your hand?"

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That was Jeannie's idea.

"That was Jeannie's idea."

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l casually mentioned that l'd always wanted to be a surgeon...

"l casually mentioned that l'd always wanted to be a surgeon..."

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...and she blinked and, well, there l was.

"...and she blinked and, well, there l was."

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You mean, she turned you into a do-it-yourself Dr. Kildare...

"You mean, she turned you into a do-it-yourself Dr. Kildare..."

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...like that?

"...like that?"

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Just like that:

"Just like that:"

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Well, what about me? l've heard of Medicare, but this is ridiculous.

"Well, what about me? l've heard of Medicare, but this is ridiculous."

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l'm gonna have a long talk with her, if l ever get my hands on her.

"l'm gonna have a long talk with her, if l ever get my hands on her."

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Yes, l think the patient needs massive doses of medication.

"Yes, l think the patient needs massive doses of medication."

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-Nurse, are you listening? -Yes, master.

"-Nurse, are you listening? -Yes, master."

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Jeannie, what are you doing here?

"Jeannie, what are you doing here?"

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l always wanted to be a nurse.

"l always wanted to be a nurse."

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l don't mind you being the nurse, but l'm not crazy about him as the doctor.

"l don't mind you being the nurse, but l'm not crazy about him as the doctor."

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-Did the operation go well, master? -Well, no.

"-Did the operation go well, master? -Well, no."

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As a matter of fact, there wasn't an operation.

"As a matter of fact, there wasn't an operation."

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Jeannie, do you realize the trouble you could've gotten me into?

"Jeannie, do you realize the trouble you could've gotten me into?"

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-Oh, what trouble, master? -What trouble?

"-Oh, what trouble, master? -What trouble?"

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Well, for one small thing...

"Well, for one small thing..."

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...it's against the law to operate on someone without a medical certificate.

"...it's against the law to operate on someone without a medical certificate."

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'' Medical Board of Atlantis?''

"'' Medical Board of Atlantis?''"

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They were fine doctors.

"They were fine doctors."

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Yeah? l have a feeling you'd have a hard time...

"Yeah? l have a feeling you'd have a hard time..."

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...convincing the American Medical Association.

"...convincing the American Medical Association."

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l was only trying to please you.

"l was only trying to please you."

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Well, what are you trying to do to me?

"Well, what are you trying to do to me?"

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-Roger-- -Keep away from me.

"-Roger-- -Keep away from me."

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l do not understand why you are so worried.

"l do not understand why you are so worried."

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lf you'll let Captain Nelson operate on you...

"lf you'll let Captain Nelson operate on you..."

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...l'll give him the skill of a great surgeon.

"...l'll give him the skill of a great surgeon."

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