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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Never Try to Outsmart a Jeannie (S01E01)

ln my opinion we can't get you on that boat a moment too soon.

"ln my opinion we can't get you on that boat a moment too soon."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Healey.

"Captain Healey."

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-Well, what's bugging him? -l am.

"-Well, what's bugging him? -l am."

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l was talking to him on the phone when he walked in.

"l was talking to him on the phone when he walked in."

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You were...?

"You were...?"

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Well, look, l'm gonna take you down to the boat.

"Well, look, l'm gonna take you down to the boat."

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l don't want anything to happen to you.

"l don't want anything to happen to you."

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And don't worry about a thing while you're away.

"And don't worry about a thing while you're away."

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l'll check your mail and take care of your laundry...

"l'll check your mail and take care of your laundry..."

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...wash your car and, you know, things like that.

"...wash your car and, you know, things like that."

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You want to give me the keys to your house?

"You want to give me the keys to your house?"

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That's very nice of you, Roge. What do you want the keys for?

"That's very nice of you, Roge. What do you want the keys for?"

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l thought l could water your plants and feed your parakeet.

"l thought l could water your plants and feed your parakeet."

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l don't have a parakeet.

"l don't have a parakeet."

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You do now. Say hello to Seymour.

"You do now. Say hello to Seymour."

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No.

"No."

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You don't want to say hello to Seymour?

"You don't want to say hello to Seymour?"

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No, l don't want to give you the key to my house.

"No, l don't want to give you the key to my house."

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-And tell Jeannie it won't work. -What won't work?

"-And tell Jeannie it won't work. -What won't work?"

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You had a talk with Jeannie about my trip, right?

"You had a talk with Jeannie about my trip, right?"

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A little talk, not too much--

"A little talk, not too much--"

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And she asked you to talk me into taking her with me, right?

"And she asked you to talk me into taking her with me, right?"

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Well, she did mention it.

"Well, she did mention it."

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-But you wouldn't do it, would you? -Of course. We're buddies.

"-But you wouldn't do it, would you? -Of course. We're buddies."

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Well, forget it!

"Well, forget it!"

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l did not send him.

"l did not send him."

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Morning, Dr. Bellows.

"Morning, Dr. Bellows."

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That can't be Dr. Bellows. He wears his hair shorter.

"That can't be Dr. Bellows. He wears his hair shorter."

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l'm sorry about tricking you.

"l'm sorry about tricking you."

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Oh, no, no. You're sorry your trick didn't work.

"Oh, no, no. You're sorry your trick didn't work."

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l am going on a boat...

"l am going on a boat..."

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...l am going alone, and that's final.

"...l am going alone, and that's final."

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Roger, would you please tell her that boats are safe.

"Roger, would you please tell her that boats are safe."

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Boats are safe.

"Boats are safe."

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There is the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Normandie.

"There is the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Normandie."

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Jeannie....

"Jeannie...."

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Oh, hi.

"Oh, hi."

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Say, would you hand me a pair of pliers?

"Say, would you hand me a pair of pliers?"

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There's a smaller pair over on top of the bookcase, please.

"There's a smaller pair over on top of the bookcase, please."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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-How are you feeling, master? -Fine.

"-How are you feeling, master? -Fine."

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Just great. Never felt better. Why?

"Just great. Never felt better. Why?"

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Oh, l just wondered.

"Oh, l just wondered."

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Now, Jeannie, don't try to outsmart me.

"Now, Jeannie, don't try to outsmart me."

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l feel wonderful, in great physical health...

"l feel wonderful, in great physical health..."

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...and l'm gonna remain that way.

"...and l'm gonna remain that way."

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Of course, master.

"Of course, master."

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l don't suppose it ever entered your mind that if l were ill...

"l don't suppose it ever entered your mind that if l were ill..."

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...or had an accident, l couldn't go to Rome.

"...or had an accident, l couldn't go to Rome."

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Well, it did occur to me.

"Well, it did occur to me."

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Jeannie, you wouldn't do that to me. Promise me you--

"Jeannie, you wouldn't do that to me. Promise me you--"

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What is a sprained ankle or an aching back if it saves your life?

"What is a sprained ankle or an aching back if it saves your life?"

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No, you don't, young lady.

"No, you don't, young lady."

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Where is that--? Oh, here it is.

"Where is that--? Oh, here it is."

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Swear you won't let anything that's in this book happen to me.

"Swear you won't let anything that's in this book happen to me."

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What is the book?

"What is the book?"

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The Unabridged International Medical Encyclopaedia...

"The Unabridged International Medical Encyclopaedia..."

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... of Diseases, Accidents and Allergies. Swear.

"... of Diseases, Accidents and Allergies. Swear."

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Thanks. l think.

"Thanks. l think."

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Oh, look, look.

"Oh, look, look."

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This ought to convince you that the S.S. Sorrento is not a slave galley.

"This ought to convince you that the S.S. Sorrento is not a slave galley."

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Here. Look, look. Here it is. Jeannie.

"Here. Look, look. Here it is. Jeannie."

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Beautiful?

"Beautiful?"

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Well...

"Well..."

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Oh, master, l would not worry so much if l could go with you.

"Oh, master, l would not worry so much if l could go with you."

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Jeannie, l would love to take you with me.

"Jeannie, l would love to take you with me."

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Now, you know that. l love having you around.

"Now, you know that. l love having you around."

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-Do you really? -Of course l do.

"-Do you really? -Of course l do."

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Oh, you're lovely. You're magic.

"Oh, you're lovely. You're magic."

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But l don't mean ''magic'' magic. l mean, magic.

"But l don't mean ''magic'' magic. l mean, magic."

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Oh, master.

"Oh, master."

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l am so glad you are taking me with you.

"l am so glad you are taking me with you."

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l'm not.

"l'm not."

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You are leaving me here?

"You are leaving me here?"

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How would it look if l walked into...

"How would it look if l walked into..."

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...the conference with a genie on my arm?

"...the conference with a genie on my arm?"

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We've advanced quite a bit in research, but that's ridiculous.

"We've advanced quite a bit in research, but that's ridiculous."

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-l say l will be there. -And l say you won't.

"-l say l will be there. -And l say you won't."

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And what power will you use to stop me?

"And what power will you use to stop me?"

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The power l have up here.

"The power l have up here."

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You see, you're forcing me to do something...

"You see, you're forcing me to do something..."

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...l really don't wanna do.

"...l really don't wanna do."

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-l'm gonna have to make a phone call. -Whom are you calling?

"-l'm gonna have to make a phone call. -Whom are you calling?"

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l'm calling....

"l'm calling...."

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No. On second thought, l will call from my bedroom.

"No. On second thought, l will call from my bedroom."

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Gotcha.

"Gotcha."

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You tricked me!

"You tricked me!"

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Oh, l don't know.

"Oh, l don't know."

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lt doesn't exactly have your razzle-dazzle...

"lt doesn't exactly have your razzle-dazzle..."

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...but it's not bad for a mortal like me.

"...but it's not bad for a mortal like me."

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Please let me out!

"Please let me out!"

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l'll let you out when l get back from Rome.

"l'll let you out when l get back from Rome."

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l'll write.

"l'll write."

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-Say, Tony, you got a minute? -Sure.

"-Say, Tony, you got a minute? -Sure."

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l wanted to ask you a question.

"l wanted to ask you a question."

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Well, what's on your mind?

"Well, what's on your mind?"

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-Would you like a cup of coffee? -No, no, thanks.

"-Would you like a cup of coffee? -No, no, thanks."

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l really wanna get back to the office.

"l really wanna get back to the office."

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Got a million things to clean up before l leave.

"Got a million things to clean up before l leave."

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Well, l bet Jeannie's really excited about the trip, huh?

"Well, l bet Jeannie's really excited about the trip, huh?"

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Oh, well, Jeannie's not going.

"Oh, well, Jeannie's not going."

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-Are you sure? -Yeah, l'm positive.

"-Are you sure? -Yeah, l'm positive."

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Why, l never thought you could do it.

"Why, l never thought you could do it."

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You just have to be firm with her, that's all.

"You just have to be firm with her, that's all."

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And a little sneaky.

"And a little sneaky."

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What'd you want to ask me?

"What'd you want to ask me?"

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Roge, what'd you want to ask me?

"Roge, what'd you want to ask me?"

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l wanted to ask if you wanted a cup of coffee.

"l wanted to ask if you wanted a cup of coffee."

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No. No, thanks.

"No. No, thanks."

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-l'll take a rain check, all right? -Yeah.

"-l'll take a rain check, all right? -Yeah."

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Let me see. Where was l?

"Let me see. Where was l?"

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New golf clubs. Gotta get new golf clubs.

"New golf clubs. Gotta get new golf clubs."

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How about a cabin cruiser?

"How about a cabin cruiser?"

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How about a 40-foot cabin cruiser?

"How about a 40-foot cabin cruiser?"

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How about a 50-foot cabin cruiser?

"How about a 50-foot cabin cruiser?"

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How about a 60-foot cabin cruiser?

"How about a 60-foot cabin cruiser?"

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l just came in to talk to you about your friend, Captain Healey.

"l just came in to talk to you about your friend, Captain Healey."

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-What's Roger done now? -Well, l'm not quite sure.

"-What's Roger done now? -Well, l'm not quite sure."

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There's something very peculiar going on.

"There's something very peculiar going on."

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Has he inherited a large sum of money recently?

"Has he inherited a large sum of money recently?"

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