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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Never Try to Outsmart a Jeannie (S01E01)

No. No, not that l know of. Why?

"No. No, not that l know of. Why?"

I Dream of Jeannie

He's started his own anti-poverty program here at the base.

"He's started his own anti-poverty program here at the base."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l beg your pardon? -Well, it began this morning...

"-l beg your pardon? -Well, it began this morning..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...when reports began to trickle through that he'd given Bowens his television...

"...when reports began to trickle through that he'd given Bowens his television..."

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...and Carruthers his hi-fi.

"...and Carruthers his hi-fi."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, he's a very generous man. l'm sure there's some ex--

"Well, he's a very generous man. l'm sure there's some ex--"

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Then l heard about the gift he gave Lieutenant Lonsdale.

"Then l heard about the gift he gave Lieutenant Lonsdale."

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Lonsdale just got married, sir. He's entitled to a little wedding present.

"Lonsdale just got married, sir. He's entitled to a little wedding present."

I Dream of Jeannie

Three rooms of furniture?

"Three rooms of furniture?"

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-Three rooms of furniture? -And his car.

"-Three rooms of furniture? -And his car."

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His car?

"His car?"

I Dream of Jeannie

He said he didn't need it anymore. lt had a dented fender.

"He said he didn't need it anymore. lt had a dented fender."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think l have an idea what's happening to Captain Healey.

"l think l have an idea what's happening to Captain Healey."

I Dream of Jeannie

So have l.

"So have l."

I Dream of Jeannie

He's suffering from acute megalomania.

"He's suffering from acute megalomania."

I Dream of Jeannie

He needs an ocean voyage.

"He needs an ocean voyage."

I Dream of Jeannie

l want you to take him along with you.

"l want you to take him along with you."

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That way you can keep an eye on each other.

"That way you can keep an eye on each other."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, well, l think that's a wonderful idea, sir.

"Yes, well, l think that's a wonderful idea, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah, don't worry about Roger. l'll watch out for him.

"Yeah, don't worry about Roger. l'll watch out for him."

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And of course you don't have to worry about me.

"And of course you don't have to worry about me."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know what l am.

"You know what l am."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm in deep trouble.

"l'm in deep trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain, did you say you're in deep trouble?

"Captain, did you say you're in deep trouble?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes. Yes, sir. lf l--

"Yes. Yes, sir. lf l--"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf l don't finish my reports before l leave, they won't let me go.

"lf l don't finish my reports before l leave, they won't let me go."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you very much for dropping in, sir.

"Thank you very much for dropping in, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l think--

"Jeannie, l think--"

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lf you don't mind....

"lf you don't mind...."

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-Who let you out of the bottle? -Captain Healey.

"-Who let you out of the bottle? -Captain Healey."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, the megalomaniac.

"Roger, the megalomaniac."

I Dream of Jeannie

Because l love you, l will give you a choice.

"Because l love you, l will give you a choice."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thanks!

"Oh, thanks!"

I Dream of Jeannie

What kind of lap dog would you like to be?

"What kind of lap dog would you like to be?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't know. What kind have you got?

"l don't know. What kind have you got?"

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-Wait. You wouldn't do that to me. -lt's the only way l can trust you.

"-Wait. You wouldn't do that to me. -lt's the only way l can trust you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Now, you can't do that! -Watch.

"-Now, you can't do that! -Watch."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, l mean, you can do that, but, well, you shouldn't.

"No, l mean, you can do that, but, well, you shouldn't."

I Dream of Jeannie

You wouldn't be able to talk to me.

"You wouldn't be able to talk to me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l would not be able to talk to you if you went to Rome without me.

"l would not be able to talk to you if you went to Rome without me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, that's blackmail! lt's out and out blackmail!

"Jeannie, that's blackmail! lt's out and out blackmail!"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is an ancient Carthaginian custom.

"lt is an ancient Carthaginian custom."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

I Dream of Jeannie

-All right, fine. You can go. -Oh, thank you, master!

"-All right, fine. You can go. -Oh, thank you, master!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, you go and get in your bottle...

"Now, you go and get in your bottle..."

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...and l'll take you with me.

"...and l'll take you with me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, wait! Now, look. Please, be reasonable, will you?

"Now, wait! Now, look. Please, be reasonable, will you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-How you gonna go not in your bottle? -As a woman.

"-How you gonna go not in your bottle? -As a woman."

I Dream of Jeannie

An American woman.

"An American woman."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't be ridiculous. You'd never get away with it.

"Don't be ridiculous. You'd never get away with it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey. Hey, you look beautiful.

"Hey. Hey, you look beautiful."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Thank you, master. -No, l mean it.

"-Thank you, master. -No, l mean it."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're the most beautiful genie a man ever had.

"You're the most beautiful genie a man ever had."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Am l? -Yeah. But you can't go as a woman.

"-Am l? -Yeah. But you can't go as a woman."

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-A man? -Jeannie, be reasonable.

"-A man? -Jeannie, be reasonable."

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You don't have a passport. They won't even let you sail on the ship.

"You don't have a passport. They won't even let you sail on the ship."

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Oh, well, then l will get a passport.

"Oh, well, then l will get a passport."

I Dream of Jeannie

No.

"No."

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Tell you what, l'll make a deal with you.

"Tell you what, l'll make a deal with you."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you can get a passport-- And no magic.

"lf you can get a passport-- And no magic."

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--then we'll leave the bottle here.

"--then we'll leave the bottle here."

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But if you can't, you travel in the bottle.

"But if you can't, you travel in the bottle."

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lt is a deal.

"lt is a deal."

I Dream of Jeannie

Fine. l'll-

"Fine. l'll-"

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l'll drive you down to the passport office in Miami.

"l'll drive you down to the passport office in Miami."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, that-- That certainly ought to impress them.

"Well, that-- That certainly ought to impress them."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thou art wonderful to help me, master.

"Thou art wonderful to help me, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's my pleasure.

"lt's my pleasure."

I Dream of Jeannie

There. lt is finished.

"There. lt is finished."

I Dream of Jeannie

You fill everything out?

"You fill everything out?"

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Well, l ran out of spaces where it said '' list previous addresses'' ...

"Well, l ran out of spaces where it said '' list previous addresses'' ..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...so l just listed those places l lived until 200 A.D.

"...so l just listed those places l lived until 200 A.D."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good, good. That shows you're not trying to hide anything.

"Good, good. That shows you're not trying to hide anything."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l'm sorry, Mrs. Medford...

"Oh, l'm sorry, Mrs. Medford..."

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...you didn't fill in the back of the application.

"...you didn't fill in the back of the application."

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Oh, dear. Well, l'll be right back.

"Oh, dear. Well, l'll be right back."

I Dream of Jeannie

How these people ever find their way through Europe....

"How these people ever find their way through Europe...."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, good for you. You've filled in both sides, huh?

"Well, good for you. You've filled in both sides, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

We should have you processed in no time.

"We should have you processed in no time."

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Birthplace, Babylon?

"Birthplace, Babylon?"

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l'll fill in New York.

"l'll fill in New York."

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Mother, Fatima. Father, Mustafa.

"Mother, Fatima. Father, Mustafa."

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-Mustafa what? -Mustafa the camel driver.

"-Mustafa what? -Mustafa the camel driver."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, but what was his last name?

"Yes, but what was his last name?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, he did not need a last name. Everyone in the village knew him.

"Oh, he did not need a last name. Everyone in the village knew him."

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Yes. You know how popular local camel drivers are.

"Yes. You know how popular local camel drivers are."

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Well, if it will help, l have an old passport.

"Well, if it will help, l have an old passport."

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Oh, well, why didn't you say so? That'll be a great help.

"Oh, well, why didn't you say so? That'll be a great help."

I Dream of Jeannie

Babylonian passport?

"Babylonian passport?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, signed by King Nebuchadnezzar himself. See?

"Oh, signed by King Nebuchadnezzar himself. See?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt is not valid for travel in Carthage, Phoenicia or North Mesopotamia.

"lt is not valid for travel in Carthage, Phoenicia or North Mesopotamia."

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lt's not valid here, either.

"lt's not valid here, either."

I Dream of Jeannie

You'll have to present a birth certificate...

"You'll have to present a birth certificate..."

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...or bring someone who's known you for two years.

"...or bring someone who's known you for two years."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, Captain Nelson knows me. He will vouch for me.

"Oh, well, Captain Nelson knows me. He will vouch for me."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, yes. l'll vouch for her. -Well, that's different.

"-Oh, yes. l'll vouch for her. -Well, that's different."

I Dream of Jeannie

How long have you known this young lady, captain?

"How long have you known this young lady, captain?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Six months. -l'm afraid that won't do.

"-Six months. -l'm afraid that won't do."

I Dream of Jeannie

-But why not? -l couldn't lie.

"-But why not? -l couldn't lie."

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-He's a perfectly good friend. -Jeannie, they have their rules.

"-He's a perfectly good friend. -Jeannie, they have their rules."

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-You knew about this. -Yeah, Jeannie, look.

"-You knew about this. -Yeah, Jeannie, look."

I Dream of Jeannie

We tried, right? Better luck next time.

"We tried, right? Better luck next time."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tell you what. l'll phone the base, tell them l'll be late.

"Tell you what. l'll phone the base, tell them l'll be late."

I Dream of Jeannie

And then l'll take you out to dinner on the town.

"And then l'll take you out to dinner on the town."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay? Bye.

"Okay? Bye."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi, beautiful.

"Hi, beautiful."

I Dream of Jeannie

Haven't we met somewhere before?

"Haven't we met somewhere before?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l do not think so.

"l do not think so."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sure. Atlantic City.

"Sure. Atlantic City."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You mean Atlantis? -Sure.

"-You mean Atlantis? -Sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

Two years ago, sweetheart.

"Two years ago, sweetheart."

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We were sweethearts two years ago?

"We were sweethearts two years ago?"

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-l remember it like it was yesterday. -You're sure it was l?

"-l remember it like it was yesterday. -You're sure it was l?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Baby, l'd swear to it. -Thank you!

"-Baby, l'd swear to it. -Thank you!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Sir, l have found an old friend...

"Sir, l have found an old friend..."

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...who will swear he has known me for two years.

"...who will swear he has known me for two years."

I Dream of Jeannie

What is this?

"What is this?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You may be beautiful...

"You may be beautiful..."

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...but you're not worth a federal perjury rap. Forget it.

"...but you're not worth a federal perjury rap. Forget it."

I Dream of Jeannie

For an old friend, he was not very friendly, was he?

"For an old friend, he was not very friendly, was he?"

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