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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 6 (S01E01)

"Oh! Michael!"
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"I appreciate all your help. Both of you."
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"-Goodbye, Suzanne. -Bye."
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"-Aw!"
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"-Uh-huh. Is that the new guy? -He wants to hang again tonight."
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"A non-stop week of seeing each other. Watch out. You don't wanna smother him."
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"I won't. Tomorrow is our poker game, so we'll have a night off."
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"You wanna join? Stanley can't make it."
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"The last time I played with you guys, I lost money and the wig off my head."
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"That wig pulled Billy's Halloween costume together."
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"Yeah. I'm out."
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"Michael! How'd the showing go?"
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"Unfortunately, she's not the buyer."
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"But don't worry, Jack. We have a lot of interest."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll find the right person."
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"Hey, Jack. Um, I'm playing poker with some friends tomorrow night."
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"We have an extra seat at the table. Interested?"
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"A table full of gay boys taking off all their clothes?"
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"Sign me up!"
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"It's not strip poker, Jack. It's actual poker."
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"Oh, your generation."
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"I guess I'll just undress you all with my eyes."
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"Oh!"
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"The first time it said "And guest" on something of mine,"
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"it was like ripping open the wound again."
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"It made me realize Robert really was gone for good."
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"-Hi. -Hey."
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"But you seem to be healing quite nicely."
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"-Feelin' better all the time. -Mm!"
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"So. Dinner, movie, sex?"
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"Or movie, dinner, sex?"
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"Or how about sex, movie, dinner, sex?"
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"-Let's skip the movie."
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"-Morning. -Hey."
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"-You shouldn't have. -Aw!"
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"What's this?"
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"A frother. I, uh, bought us one."
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"Oh. I don't really do froth. I like my coffee black."
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"Ah. Well, I like cappuccino in the morning,"
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"so I thought I'd get one to keep here."
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"They actually make a great wedding gift"
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"with a set of Bodum double-walled glass mugs."
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"Why are we talking about wedding gifts?"
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"Oh, I saw the invite to your friends' wedding."
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"Oh. They've been together for 12 years."
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"-I don't think they're expecting gifts. -Why get married if not for the gifts?"
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"-That's a good point. Screw the sentiment."
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"So, what would you think about going to the theater tonight?"
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"I just read a review of a play at the Public that is supposed to be great."
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"I would love to, but I have a standing poker game with some friends."
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"Huh."
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"I thought that you would welcome a night off."
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"From you?"
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"Nah, I'm good."
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"But, you know, if you need one, by all means, I get it."
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"-Uh… Hmm…"
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"I'm doing that thing in my head again. It's stupid. You should come tonight."
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"Oh. Yeah. Uh, great."
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"I'd love to meet your friends. But to be honest, I don't even play poker."
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"But I do make some pretty amazing low-carb snacks, though, if people are into that."
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"It's a table full of gay men."
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"Even the poker chips are carb-free."
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"All I'm saying is, I find it hard to believe"
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"that this whole Stanley-Jerry dating thing really isn't about me."
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"Because everything's all about you, Billy."
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"-Finally, you understand."
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"I see you, and I raise two dollars."
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"Oh!"
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"-Oh my God, Luke. These are not low-carb. -They totally are."
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"The breading is crushed almond, so go crazy."
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"I think, in general, we worry too much about what we eat."
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"I've had a Clark Bar every day for 35 years."
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"I see you and raise you 20."
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"Twenty? What the hell do you have, Jack?"
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"You should fold."
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"I used to be the dresser for Ms. Judith Light,"
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"who you may not be aware, is quite the Broadway presence,"
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"despite her well-known TV work."
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"She could bluff like nobody's business."
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"Me, I never bluff."
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"-Mm. -I hear she's really nice."
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"-Loves the gays. -The best."
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"Yeah. I mean, these are great, but, uh, what's the sweetness from?"
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"Apple juice. And then I cook them in my trusty air fryer, with minimal oil."
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"We love our air fryer. Last night, I made pork chops. They were to die for."
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"Don't tell my mother."
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"-She thinks we're kosher."
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"I should get one for you, babe. They are essential for the low-carb lifestyle."
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"That's new."
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"Still mulling?"
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"-I… call. -Babe…"
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"-Uh, can I get anybody anything? -Nope."
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"Perhaps a Clark Bar."
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"-I will check."
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"He's real, right? I could not have concocted a more perfect guy for you."
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"Such an improvement over Colin."
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"Finance versus teaching says it all."
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"The warmest thing Colin ever said to me was, "Buy Apple,""
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"which I'd done 30 years ago."
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"How do you think I paid for the apartment?"
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"My point is. maybe Luke is your next great love."
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"I… I…"
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"What about you, Jack?"
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"You could still find someone. Maybe in Miami?"
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"Maybe. But I had it all. I know the difference."
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"I'd rather be alone than be in a relationship just to be in one."
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"Mm-hmm. Hear, hear."
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"-Billy. -Mm?"
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"It's on you."
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"I call. What do you have?"
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"Full house."
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"No!"
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"Or, as Judith would say, "Who's the boss?""
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"This is Stanley's fault."
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"-How? -I'm distracted."
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"Wondering what Stanley's saying about me to Jerry."
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"What makes you think they're even talking about you?"
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"The bruise on his face he said he got from a windstorm?"
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"A spider fell in his lap in the dressing room,"
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"and he jumped up and he ran into a wall!"
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