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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Playdates (S07E07)

"Just be careful with the almonds. You may break the denture."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not a denture. It's an implant. How many times have we been over this?"
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"- You forget stuff too, huh? - I never forget anything."
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"When we park at the mall, we have to take a picture."
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"Jay, Gloria tells me you have kids from your first marriage. So does Marty."
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"Yeah. My oldest is, uh, 66."
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"Was. She passed last year."
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"Ay. So sorry. That's young. What was it?"
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"Natural causes. I blame most of it on stress."
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"So much more pressure than there was years ago. Back in our day--"
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"Different day. Not the same day."
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"Actually more your dead daughter's day. May she rest in peace."
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"Mom, we need to talk."
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"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be watching the kids."
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"Wesley is a bad influence on Joe."
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"He's rude and disrespectful,"
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"and I think you should nip this friendship in the bud."
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"He made fun of your mustache, didn't he?"
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"What kind of four-year-old knows the word "wispy"?"
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"(sighs) Manny, look at me."
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"This close, and I still couldn't see it."
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"It's just for a little while longer, okay?"
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"Fine."
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"But if they mess with me, I'm gonna mess with them."
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"How many times a night do you have to get up to pee?"
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"I'm up to four or five."
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"Not me, old-timer. Twice tops."
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"Once last month, I even slept through the night."
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"I'm gonna refresh this 'cause I got nothing to worry about."
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"I'm literally in a pissing contest with the son of a bitch."
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"Why are we eating off the good china?"
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"- Because we're having company for lunch. - Who's coming?"
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"Okay, I invited Monte and his family from upstairs."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because a daddy can tell when his little girl has a crush."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Hey, Lily, where are you going?"
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"I want you to be able to talk to me about this kind of stuff."
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"It's completely natural and healthy"
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"to have feelings for someone."
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"And you know what? I think he likes you too."
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"You just have to draw him out. Flirt a little."
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"How? You just sit down in front of him,"
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"look him straight in the eye, put a big smile on your face"
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"and ask him some questions, like, "So, do you have any hobbies?""
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""Is Canada really as beautiful as they say it is?""
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""Are you a fan of the bacon?" (giggles)"
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"Why are you blinking like that?"
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"Because I'm sending him signals."
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"Okay, what else? Oh. Definitely compliment him on his outfit."
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"Laugh at his jokes. What if they aren't funny?"
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"Oh, honey, the cute ones rarely are."
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"God doesn't give with both hands."
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"Okay, do not have a heart attack,"
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"but when you take off your blindfold,"
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"you will be standing in front of none other"
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"than the legendary superstar-- Who?"
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"The one and only-- Who?"
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"Ms. Barbra Streisand-- Oh, my!"
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"Streisand's house. Aw-- Oh."
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"Oh, are you serious? She actually lives here?"
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"Yeah. Well--"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Dude, look. Her gate is open."
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"We should get a picture of you in her driveway."
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"How awesome of a "birthday fun day" gift would that be?"
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"You know what, Pepper would die."
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"He loved Yentl so much, he had a second bar mitzvah."
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"Oh. Yeah. Okay, let's do it."
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"Right in front of the house."
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"This is fantastic."
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"# Pepper, can you hear me? #"
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"# Pepper, can you see me? #"
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"# Pepper, I am standing in the driveway-- # Excuse me."
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"Can I help you? I'm sorry. We were just--"
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"Oh, my God. You're Ray Liotta."
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"Wow. He really is a big fan."
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"He even knows the name of her gardener."
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"Goodfellas?"
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"Mmm. Something Wild?"
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"- Field of Dreams? - Never seen it."
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"Not really. We're not that old."
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"Ray Liotta is a very fine actor,"
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"and we have taken up enough of his time."
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"Stop saying my full name like you have to keep telling them who I am."
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"So you live with Barbra Streisand?"
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"- You got the map. - Yeah."
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"She lived here for about two months 15 years ago. Oh."
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"You think the bastards would update these things"
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"to reflect the current movie-star owners."
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"Thank you. Come on, kids. We're very sorry to have bothered you."
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"No. I don't want you to leave empty-handed."
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"- Come on in for a selfie. - All right."
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"Here. Okay."
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"When you see my movies later, you're gonna realize that this is a special moment."
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"Come on. And-- Cheese!"
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"Cheese!"
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"That's an old actors' trick for a perfect smile."
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"You and I are smiling. You guys aren't smiling. What's the matter?"
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"It's not you, Mr. Liotta."
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"We just really feel like we let our uncle down."
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"We were supposed to plan a special day for his birthday,"
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"and we totally flaked."
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"We're so sorry. We tried to figure out where to take you."
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"And we know how much you love Barbra Streisand."
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"You always give us the most awesome gifts."
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"- We suck. - Don't say that."
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"I figured you didn't have anything by the second verse of the omelet dance."
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"Hey, I've had no training."
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"But then I saw how hard you were trying to make me happy,"
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"and I just love hanging out with you guys."
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"Plus, I did get to meet Ray Lio-- Ray."
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"You're also gonna meet Barbra."
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"What? No."
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"I've been meaning to go by her house anyway."
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"I've got a bunch of her mail. You don't have to do that."
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"No, no. You remind me of someone that I loved when I was a kid."
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"- I had a funny uncle too. - Oh."
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"This is so nice of you."
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"I must admit, I have a little bit of an ulterior motive."
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