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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Playdates (S07E07)

"I think Lily has a giant crush on your little guy."
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"I kind of wanted to set them up. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic."
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"Oh. That's so cute."
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"I remember my first crush. It was at summer camp."
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"I lived in Toronto. He was from Edmonton."
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"So it was very star-crossed."
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"Just like our little Romeo and Juliet."
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"He was the first boy I ever loved."
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"Billy Macklin. (inhales sharply)"
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"God. I haven't thought of him in years."
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"Do you have any hobbies?"
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"Well, I like rock climbing."
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"I collect Pokémon--"
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"I hear Canada's nice. Do you like bacon?"
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"I'm just gonna-- After that summer, things got pretty rough."
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"Dad died. Mom started drinking. (voice breaking) It was a lot to handle."
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"I love your shirt. Is it new?"
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"I think this shirt's older than you are."
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"Oh. (exaggerated laugh)"
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"Lily, can I see you in the bedroom, please?"
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"Older than I am. Oh, Rob, you're killing me."
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"Okay, we'll be right back."
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"And enough."
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"What are you doing out there?"
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"What you told me."
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"I think it's going pretty good."
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"I thought your crush was on Monte."
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"You can't flirt with a grown man."
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"- But you said-- - No. It's not appropriate."
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"Oh, no. I'm never talking to a boy ever again."
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"Lily, you have nothing to be ashamed of."
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"If anything, this is-- this is my fault."
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"I thought you meant Monte, and I confused you."
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"(sighs) Can I tell you a little secret?"
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"No!"
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"Well, when I made a move on my first crush, it went way worse."
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"It was New Year's Eve. I went to give him a kiss,"
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"and my tongue froze to his cheek."
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"Why did it freeze?"
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"It was cold, and he was made out of bronze."
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"I don't want to talk about this anymore."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Marty said guys our age can't do 10 sit-ups."
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"I don't remember saying it, but it sounds like me."
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"Jay, may I speak with you for a moment?"
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"All right."
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"Aw, crap!"
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"Here. Let me help you. (yelps)"
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"I'm going down. Vicky!"
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"What is wrong with you today?"
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"I'm sick of Marty lumping me into the same age category as him."
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""Guys like us." "Back in our day.""
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"I'm a baby boomer, for God's sake. I know all the words to "Light My Fire.""
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"Jay, you have to stop thinking only about you."
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"Yeah, I know, I know. I should think about Joe."
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"No. Me."
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"Do you know that Vicky and I"
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"are the oldest moms in the class-- by a lot?"
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"So?"
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"This might surprise you,"
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"but aging is also a big deal for women."
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"I need Vicky to be my friend."
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"I feel out of place around all those young moms."
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"And if you don't like her husband, maybe she'll stop liking me."
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"Gloria, I'm trying, but-- At least you're not the oldest dad."
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"Can't you enjoy that?"
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"When was the last time that you were the young stud in the room?"
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"When I put Mom in that nursing home. That was quite a rush."
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"So are you going to be nice? Yes. He's not a bad guy."
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"Ay, no, Jay. Don't say that."
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"You're going to live a long life."
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"Not me! Grandpa out there."
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"Shh. He can hear you. Hear what?"
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"You were talking about my mustache again?"
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"No, Manny. We love your mustache."
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"Oh, hilarious."
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"Tell me you like it now that I've shaved it off."
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"Black mother and white father, but I've never met him."
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"That's a story that should be out there more--"
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"white fathers who abandon their families."
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"What else? What else?"
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"So, this is Walter."
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"Just as I took over for Jeremy when his shift ended,"
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"he'll be taking over for me."
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"- Unless you're ready? - I think we're still talking. But thanks."
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"Walter? Could I ask you a quick question right over there?"
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"I'll be right back too."
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"I just need a minute alone with my husband. Thank you."
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"There is no way you are paying that bill."
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"It has been out there forever. He hasn't even pretended to reach for his wallet."
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"This is torture, Claire. I'll pay anything to end it."
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"Stay strong."
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"(grunting) I'm weak."
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"You married a weak man."
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"Give it to me. Give it-- Phil."
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"No. Walter. Walter."
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"Walter. (mutters)"
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"Okay. Here's the thing."
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"We like hanging out-- No, Claire. No."
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"I know what this is about. Tom, you should have paid the check."
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"- It's rude. - He's not rude."
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"He's wonderful. I had to pay. Why?"
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"- Phil, don't you say another word. Ow! - See? I told you."
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"- What is going on here? - Nothing."
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"Phil? Fine."
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"If you have to know every last detail about my life."
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"I lost a bet to Tom in Cabo. Now I owe him five meals."
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"- There. We're done. - That's it."
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"Why didn't you just say that?"
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"There's no reason. I don't--"
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"What was the bet?"
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"Phil, I mean it. Don't say another word."
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"They're gonna figure it out. How could they figure out?"
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"They're gonna figure it out. We were drunk on margaritas."
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"We wanted to find out whose wife would eat the most crickets."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Doesn't seem like they were circling that, Phil."
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"Not live ones. They were roasted."
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"- Oh, my God! - You're disgusting people."
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"You're missing the silver lining here, honey."
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