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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Playdates (S07E07)

"Hi, handsome. (both laughing)"
Modern Family (2009)
"LISA: Hey, you two. Hi."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There she is. - Good to see-- Hi."
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"Oh, my gosh. It is so great to see you guys."
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"- And you. - Let's get some champagne."
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"Let's do it. Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, that's it. If you hate it so much, just tell me."
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"Fine. Your cologne is horrible."
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"You smell like a stripper died in a cabin."
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"I'm not talking about my cologne."
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"That's why I hang back and wait for him to get specific."
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"My mustache-- I've been growing it for weeks,"
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"and the two of you have been conspicuously silent."
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"It's very dashing. What mustache?"
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"Right, Jay. Like I'm supposed to believe you didn't see it."
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"You got me."
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"Check you later, Serpico."
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"(laughing) Suferco."
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"You don't even know who that is."
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"Jay. Where are you going with your golf clubs?"
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"- Take a shot in the dark. - But we have a playdate."
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"Really? We just had one last night."
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"Not that I'm saying no. Just quicker turnaround than usual."
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"A playdate for Joe."
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"And both parents are coming, so you have to be here."
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"You've got to be kidding me."
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"It's bad enough that these kids today"
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"have to make a date to play with each other."
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"They can't go in the street and kick a can"
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"or drool over a friend's centerfold of Kim Novak."
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"Say something I understand."
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"Why do we all have to sit around and watch our kids play?"
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"Because that's what people do now."
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"And Joe is very excited about it."
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"- His first real friend. - Gloria."
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"What's the problem? I like the mom."
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"Everybody says that you and the dad have a lot in common."
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"It's going to be fun."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"Come in, everybody. Hi."
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"Gloria, this is my husband, Marty."
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"Look at you."
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"Pretty as a pinup."
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"And where's the lucky husband I've been hearing about?"
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"Marty, that's Jay."
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"Oh, good. You are old."
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"I was scared they were exaggerating."
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"(chuckling)"
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"(mouthing words)"
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"So, I don't want to spoil any surprises,"
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"but, uh, if you had to guess, what--"
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"what would you say we're doing today?"
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"Yeah, let's just see if you pick what we have planned."
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"Let's see. Oh, my God."
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"Is it that farm in Oxnard where Cam and Lily and I went strawberry-picking?"
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"We had the most wonderful-- (tires squeal)"
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"- Ow. - Sorry."
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"But you are just so great at this game."
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"But it's not strawberry season, so it can't be that."
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"Which is exactly why we didn't pick that."
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"- Okay, so... guess again. - Do I smell the ocean?"
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"Are you taking me to that fabulous Carlton's on the Beach?"
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"They have the most wonder-- Ow!"
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"We're not making any promises,"
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"but that would be a pretty good guess."
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"If they weren't closed for renovations."
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"Damn it. Think, Uncle Mitchell."
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"It's getting warm in here. Mind if we crack a window?"
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"Unless I've already done that with my head. (chuckles)"
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"We need to stop for gas."
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"Just keep your blindfold on, Uncle Mitchell. Okay."
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"Fine. This is fine."
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"Fill 'er up. (southern accent) Yes, ma'am."
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"Seriously?"
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"We can't just keep driving around. We need to go somewhere."
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"Focus, people. What does Uncle Mitchell like?"
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"I don't know. Gay things, right?"
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"What's the gayest thing you can think of?"
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"(scoffs) He's married to it."
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"Hey, look."
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"Everybody loves stars. We could take him on a tour."
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"Driving around looking at houses"
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"isn't much of a birthday fun day."
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"We need more time."
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"Let's knock him out."
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"Charlize Theron, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry."
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"None of these seem very Uncle Mitchell."
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"- What does Uncle Mitchell like? - Gay things."
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"Then here's the mother lode."
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"Barbra Streisand. Perfect."
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"Wait, wait. How do we know these maps are real?"
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"You think I built this whole business on fake maps?"
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"What business? You got a sign and a lawn chair."
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"Could we wrap this up? I might still have a cat to feed."
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"Phil must have taken a hundred pictures of me on the beach"
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"just to get one shot of the topless women behind me."
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"There were topless women behind you?"
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"Here you go. I'll just take this when you're ready."
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"Oh, okay. Thank you."
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"What do you two have planned for the rest of today?"
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"Nothing really."
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"But if you need to wind it up, it's--"
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"Nah. We're good."
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"(laughs) Yeah, good. Good."
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"Do you guys, uh-- You have any fun trips planned or--"
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"Well, I was planning on visiting the restroom"
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"and, if all goes well, maybe Spain in April."
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"Adiós, amigo."
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"¡Vaya con Dios!"
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"You want to keep that hand, amigo?"
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"And France was just beautiful."
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"MARTY: I hadn't been there since D-Day."
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"Took me the same amount of time to get across that beach though."
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"- You were in the service. - Yeah, but different war."
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"Oh, Korea. Me too."
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"No, next war. Keep going."
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"Anybody want some cheese?"
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"Not me. Gums up the old ticker."
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"Jay knows about that."
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"No idea. Love the stuff."
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