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Clips from Family Guy - Underage Peter (S14E14)

"Brian, do you have any idea why Peter"
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"was trying to climb in the dishwasher?"
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"I thought it was a Tokyo apartment."
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"Sorry, Lois, we, uh, we got--"
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"I guess we had a little too much to drink."
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"To drink?!"
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"It's against the law for him to do that!"
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"Was Stewie in here?"
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"Was, was he in here? I... I smell his cologne."
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"Listen to me, Brian."
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"No more booze in this house."
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"You're gonna get us all in trouble."
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"Peter, we-- maybe we should find"
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"some place else to get-- to drink."
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"Yeah, I think you're right."
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"Hi, we're here from the '80s FBI."
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"Somebody here with a 2,400-baud modem"
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"almost started World War III."
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"(Glenn Frey's The Heat Is On starts playing)"
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"Oop, sounds like they're making an escape."
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"Hey, you want to see me run up that slide?"
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"Sure."
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"(grunts)"
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"Ow, damn it!"
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"I think my belt buckle cut my gut!"
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"Hey, Peter, can I ask you something?"
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"You're not just hanging out with me because I,"
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"I can buy you alcohol, right?"
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"What?! Course not. We're friends."
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"Yeah, no, I-I know. That's, that's, that's what I thought."
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"And also you bring me dead birds."
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"I know Lois gets mad about it,"
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"but I like using them to point at things."
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"Hey, did they move the bagels?"
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"Yeah, they're right there. Oh, my God!"
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"What the hell is that?!"
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"This? This is a pointing bird."
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"All right, I just saw a sprinkler come on,"
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"so I'm gonna go bite at the water a little bit."
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Uh, some butthorn's shining a flashlight on me."
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"I meant prior to me coming up and investigating this."
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"Oh, well, you got to be clearer, man."
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"I'm wasted."
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"Sir, I'm gonna need to see some I.D."
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"You look underage."
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"Just as I suspected."
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"You're a minor."
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"It ain't my fault!"
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"Somebody's been buying it for me and all my friends!"
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"Oh, is that right?"
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"Well, you better tell me who that is"
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"or you're in a lot of trouble."
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"Hey, is this the park where Boner died?"
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"Wait, wha-what's going on?"
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"That's him, Officer!"
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"That's who's been buying us the booze!"
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"What?!"
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"You get home, son."
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"You're lucky I'm letting you off with a warning."
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"But you, you're coming with me."
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"You got to be kidding!"
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"Do you need a ride?"
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"Nah, I'm just gonna stay here until the sun comes up"
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"and then be the best at tetherball."
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"(grunting)"
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"Next!"
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"What are you in for?"
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"I bought some alcohol for someone I thought was my friend."
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"How about you?"
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"I threw a bottle of rum through the window of the Apple Store."
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"I couldn't remember me password."
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"(sighs) Well, this sucks."
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"Oh, it's not so bad."
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"Sometimes they let you take the good trash home"
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"if you ask nice."
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"Last week, I got an old greeting card."
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"It obviously wasn't for me,"
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"but the imagination's a hell of a thing."
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"(tires screech)"
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"Hey, Brian, what time you get off?"
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"Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer."
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"You can't be serious."
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"Eh, it's a little bit serious."
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"Yeah, I haven't been drunk in a day."
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"And I'm not feeling particularly handsome."
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"Peter, you're the reason I'm here!"
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"You totally sold me out to that cop!"
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"Oh, are we just gonna play the blame game?"
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"'Cause I got another game I'd rather play."
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"Boggle."
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"Go to hell! You used me."
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"That's not what friends do."
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"It's what Adam Sandler's friends do."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a half a can of hot beer"
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"left in this open container I've been driving around with."
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"(glugging)"
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"(belches)"
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"You, too, pig."
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"Well, I'm not the smartest man in the world,"
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"but I can always look back on my life and say I went for it."
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"Ugh, this seems like a weird place to even use a condom."
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"Just shut up, Peter. I'm done with you, all right?"
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"You completely lied about why you were hanging out with me."
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"What? I never lie."
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"Well, except for that one time."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"My husband's having a heart attack!"
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"Is anyone here a doctor?!"
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"I have a 13-inch penis!"
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"(applause)"
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"And besides, I'm sick of you"
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"acting like you're such a victim."
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"You agreed to buy us booze,"
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"'cause we weren't old enough."
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"You're not old enough?!"
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"You're a man in his 40s!"
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"This whole law is ridiculous!"
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"Hey, can one of you guys with elbows"
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"try to get this truck to honk?"
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